The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

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JAKE7

Sunday, July 11, 2004 7:03 PM

Hmm, I thought the cabana boys were there to slave to us hand and foot.

I figured they'd be too busy to bartend!

And yeah, we need to do *something* to keep them from running off!

Any ideas?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

NEROLI

Sunday, July 11, 2004 7:15 PM

You can't make them eunichs!! What if you have "other" needs that they need to take care of?

I think you all need to keep the cabana boys on leashes.

The Old Broad Monkey

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THEREALME

Monday, July 12, 2004 3:09 AM

It's not that I mean to interfere, mind you.

It's just that talk about your cabana boys being eunuchs (or "making" them eunuchs!) might discourage future applicants.

Just sayin', is all.

The Real Me

DELIA

Monday, July 12, 2004 4:48 PM

Eunuchs? You want cabana eunuchs? Y'all are nuts. What we need, and I've said this before, is minions. Terribly attractive, skimpily attired minions.

Is the blender up and running now? I'd love a pina colada. With a little umbrella in it. Cheers.

___________________________________________
Angel: People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.
Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't care.

ANNIK

Monday, July 12, 2004 5:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
You can't make them eunichs!! What if you have "other" needs that they need to take care of?

I think you all need to keep the cabana boys on leashes.

You can get your other needs taken care of by ordering large quantities of stuff from my SPECIAL (as Book would say) website (young un's please ignore this post ... or else!)

http://www.justforlust.com

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, July 12, 2004 11:04 PM

minions! ooh much better than cabana boys. we can make them speak with an accent, doesn't matter what accent being that all accents are nice.

btw i finished the guinness. there's some ultra still in the cooler. the blender is running, i'll send one over.

i saw the cabana boy put a few cases of pop on the shelf. i guess the pop's for mixing drinks?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EBONEZER

Thursday, July 15, 2004 12:11 AM

Everybody! Pack up the party! We're moving to the Blind Onion. It's a pizza place, and today i invented the pizza of the week.

I call it: Frog in a Blender

and it's on the house too!

Theres a bar next door as well. They have pool tables, and a fake ping pong table.

To the Blind Onion!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

JAKE7

Thursday, July 15, 2004 12:24 AM

Where's the Blind Onion?

I can only assume it's cleaner than our clubhouse!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, July 15, 2004 12:41 AM

can i play fake ping pong? cause I'll go if i can play fake ping pong.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MALICIOUS

Saturday, July 17, 2004 2:38 AM

Pfffft!! I say, bring the Blind Onion here!! We have a pool table (poof! a pool table appears) and a brick pizza oven (poof! again). If only there were someway to obtain a fake ping pong table...(thinks hard)...I know! A raiding party! I need a posse of 4 strong girls. I can ride back on the table, to make sure it doesn't fly away.....(wakes up) Hey! Why was I sleeping on this ping pong table? (scratches head, totally confuzzled)

Mal-licious

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