The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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MALICIOUS

Monday, July 5, 2004 1:38 AM

Hey! Anybody here?

The last thing I remember, Gunhand was up on the roof, we were having a few drinkies and watching and then, POOF! Nada. Musta blacked out.

It's kinda dusty in here. Jeez, I hope there's no spiders! And I'm going to have to toss this blender and get a new one, no one washed it out after the guy's TV remote control "fell" into the last batch.

We're going to have to interview new cabana boys, too. Work, work, work.

Anybody want to help me set up for the next shindig in here? We got the big screen TV, the sauna and lots of other fun stuff...(looks around hopefully)

Hello?

Mal-licious

ANNIK

Monday, July 5, 2004 2:07 AM

I was tired and wandered off for a nap. (yawns and stretches) So ... who wants to sing "The Hero of Canton" in a four-part round before the drinking gets too heavy?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

JAKE7

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 8:33 PM

Oooh -- a sing along would be fun, but we have work to do here first!

This place is filthy!! *sneeze*

There must be about an inch of dust around here!

Did anyone check the grounds to make sure Gunhand didn't just fall off the roof in exhaustion? We *were* working him a bit hard...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

ANNIK

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 11:10 PM

True, but with his kilt he should have had enough loft to keep him from hitting the ground too hard.

Gunhand? Gunhand? Are you there?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

EBONEZER

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 11:19 PM

Wow. I leave for a litte while and this is what happens. Lucky, I *ahem* "bought" a new blender for us.

And i found a cabana boy running around the streets of reno. He can help gunhand with the cleaning.

Actually he can help with the search for gunhand first.

Or the body recovery of gunhand.

Or something.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

ANNIK

Thursday, July 8, 2004 12:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Wow. I leave for a litte while and this is what happens.

Ebo! You're back! Yay! How were things?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

EBONEZER

Thursday, July 8, 2004 12:39 AM

Yeah. I'm back. Sort of.

I'm still in Reno.

And i still have no internet.

Except i now have a friend w/ DSL. She says that every wensday i can come over. So every wensday I'm back.

Actually, I have dial up internet all week, but i hate using it.

So every wendsday I'm back.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

MALICIOUS

Thursday, July 8, 2004 1:02 AM

Excuse me? You two chatting over there? Why is the blender not blending? I'm parched. All this dust, you know. (sweeps up some crap. literally.)

I bought a large bag of ice and put it in the freezer. The little bitty umbrellas are in the drawer next to the SubZero fridge and the rimming salt is in the cabinet with the pretty margarita glasses, the ones with the green edges, not blue. (checks off list) Limes are all sliced, keg is on ice, food is...somewhere. Let's get this shindig started!!

Oh, wait. It's only Wednesday. Damn. Oh, well, it's not like I've never gone to work with a hangover before! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Cabana Boy!! You're with me!

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, July 8, 2004 3:17 AM

I AM DUE FOR A DRINK! A foot massage, too. And a back massage. *El looks around for a very-buff, easy on the eyes but not too pretty manly man!*

Glad to see the band is back!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, July 8, 2004 4:00 AM

opened up a bottle of wine and finished off my 1st glass. anyone else?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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