Take Turns Writing: "Ebo and the Mountain"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Thursday, May 27, 2004 03:06
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T.J., or whatever his name is, read aloud in his English accent: "Says that our dear Ebo is menance to society, and that- oh, they did it again, so I'll substitute- she has left many places she's been to in a wreak. The underwater house, the island, the end of the world, wow Ebo, you have been a menance."
"I am not! I'm just a lucky klutz."
The Hippie said: "Whoa, like you don't usually here those two words in a sentance together."
"What two words?" Tash asked.
"'Lucky' and 'klutz'." Teela replied.
"But you just did!"
"That's why we said usually."
T.J. continued: "Well, it mentions all of us- well, most of us- and how we're evil."
"What am I?" Teela asked.
"Um, a mad scientist."
"COOL! I always wanted to be one!"
"But they're after you."
"So?"
"Nevermind."
"What else does it say?"
T.J. gasped.
"What?"
But he couldn't say a thing.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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Ebo tapped on the glass, "Heloooooo. TJ? Why can't you speak?"
Teela and Tash cringed, "Stop tapping! Its loud!"
"So nudge him or something. Is he dead?"
Teela pushed TJ with her nose, "I don't know. Can severed heads die?"
TJs eyes fluttered.
"Hey...is he waking up?"
Suddenly his eyelids flipped open and he staired forward with fixed eyes.
"Oh good. He's awake. Hi TJ," TJ didn't respond, "TJ? Hello? I think I liked it better when he was dead."
Suddenly TJ started talking in a quiet, slightly robotic voice, "Danger. There is danger. Time to run."
"Run? What? I don't want to-"
There was another crash as a large tank came crashing through another hole in the wall.
A man wearing a dark suit jumped out of the tank and yelled, "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!"
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"No we're not." said the Hippie.
"WHY?" demanded the FBI agent.
"Cause I said so."
"HA HA HA. YOU ARE WRONG. WE ARE PROTECTED AGIANST THAT." holding up his shoe.
"Darn. Always worked before."
"But we haven't done anything!" Ebo wailed.
"SURE YOU HAVE."
"The Press blew it out of porportion!"
"I KNOW. THEY ALWAYS HAVE. THAT'S WHY AMERICA RULES THE WORLD. PEOPLE ARE SLAVES TO MASS MEDIA. HA HA HA."
"Well, that's what I was about to say." T.J. said.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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The Hippie and his girls laughed and twirled their shotguns.
"Don't think so," muttered the Hippie and they opened fire. The sounds of gunfire was deafening.
A fierce battle ensued. Ebo was shot in the butt.
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Lucky, because Ebo is female, the bullet was sucked in like a sponge, then poped out.
More battle and gunfire ensused.
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"Sarge! Our weapons are useless!" cried an FBI agent.
"What happened? Girl Butt?" shouted Sarge.
"It must be," replied the agent, nearly in tears. "I've never seen anything like it! The bullet. It was sucked in like a sponge, but... just popped out. From her butt."
"Son, get a hold of yourself," commanded Sarge.
"I can't, Sarge! It's more than girl butt, it's robot girl butt!"
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Seeing his chance, the Hippie ran to the FBI angent and grabbed him around the neck, putting his gun to the angents temple.
"Who sent you!" The hippi cried, "Who told you where we were?!"
"The UPS guy!" the FBI angent shouted, then burst into tears, "Now please let me go."
The hippie scoffed, "Don't they show you how to stand up to interrigation durring training?"
"Training? I didn't get any traing, i was just on my way to McDonalds when they grabbed me and said i was drafted!"
The Hippie threw the FBI 'angent' down and yelled, "Alright! Which way did the UPS guy go?"
A few people pointed.
"Alright! Lets go!" the hippie said and started running down the road.
Ebo groaned, "Do we HAVE To run? I hate running. Couldn't we steal a car or something?"
"Look a mustang!" the Big Guy said.
A few minutes later Ebo found herself riding a small brown horse. "This wasn't exactly what i had in mind..."
The Big Guy has a horse of his own and the jar of T,T,n T flew along with their jet pack thinger.
The Hippie kept running.
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Bullets whizzed over their heads as they chased after the UPS guy.
It was an exciting and scary chase and then suddenly...
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The UPS truck exploded!!!! It was terrible and horrible, and really really exiciting.
Unfortaunatly, it killed their only lead...
In her bordom, ebo sat down at the laptop to play solitare and found...
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"How rockin'! They have Myst on here! Oh! Lode Runner too!"
"My, Teela, you are the ruler of anti-climaxes, aren't you?" The Hippie asked.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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