Take Turns Writing: "Ebo and the Mountain"

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Thursday, May 27, 2004 03:06
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EBONEZER

Sunday, May 16, 2004 10:35 PM

Ebo sat down on a suitcase sighing, "Um, Hippie?"

"I'm busy!" he said, concentraiting hard to keep the hacky sack up.

"It's important."

"later ok?"

"But it would be much more helpful now."

"This better be good."

"Why don't you just catch the hakey sack? It wouldn't touch the ground then."

The hippie looked up in shock, wht hadn't he thought of that? His concentraion was broken and the hakey sack hit the ground.

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We do the hard thespian, so you don't have to.

TEELABROWN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 11:36 PM

"HA!" said both the Hippie girls, but their concentration was also lost, and their hacky sack hit the ground.

Silence ensued.

Meanwhile...

The Jars were still in their battle.

"I prophecise you will loose!" screamed the three-asexual head.

"HA! We ALREADY prophecised that!" scream Tas-ela.

"Wait, doesn't that mean you loose?"

"We prophecised it first!"

"Wait. So who wins?"

"You you don't know?"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:11 AM

Ebo looked at the hakey sacks laying on the ground, "Thats it? I was expecting some sort of explosion..."

Suddenly the ground began shaking and bits of plaster bagan falling from the cealing.

"Oh, there we go," Ebo said, ducking behind a baggage carosel.

Peaking over the top she saw the Big Guy and the Bigger Guy in the throws of battle, the jar of Teela and Tash (now sepearated and not asexual) jetted over to Ebo, followed by the other jar, with three heads in it.

"Who won?" Ebo asked, not pulling her eyes away from the battle of the Big Guys.

"We gave up and went for coffee. Then we came back. So the whole outcome of the feud really rests on this."

"Oh thats nice. Wheres the Hippie?"

"With the girl hippies."

"Doing what?"

Tash gave her a look.

"Oh that."

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We do the hard thespian, so you don't have to.

SUCCATASH

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:46 AM

The group waited for the Big Guy and the Bigger Guy to stop fighting. Teela and Tash avoided each other's eyes.

In the background, everyone could hear the screams and groans coming from the Hippie Tent, which the Hippies had quickly made out of branches and grass.

Tash suddenly turned and smiled at Teela inside their jar. He began to speak but Teela cut him off.

"Don't even think it, Tash," she said quietly.

EBONEZER

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:48 AM

"Wow. The Hippies got a tent. Thats interesting."

One of the three heads-in-a-jar said, "Thank god. We're sooo tired of watching those two go at it on the floor."

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We do the hard thespian, so you don't have to.

SUCCATASH

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:56 AM

The Big Men still fought, but finally everyone else went to sleep. Even the Hippies. The silence was deafening.

But in the morning, everyone woke to a big surprise. The Big Men still fought quietly, choking each other's throats. Ebo gasped in surprise and Teela screamed.

Inside the Super Jar, along with Teela and Tash heads was a little baby head.

"How did that happen?" asked Teela.

Tash stared in shock. "Did we do that?"

TEELABROWN

Monday, May 17, 2004 12:40 PM

The baby head spoke up, in a highly educated English voice. "Why yes. I was willed into existence. Teela, by her competetive existence wanted a fair fight; and Tash, well, let's say Tash was having less-than-clean thoughts."

"Can you become older?" Teela asked, though releif was across her face.

"Of course." The head grew so it was old enough to match the voice.

Tash was just listening. "We can will things into existence?"

"Rarely, but it happens."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 12:35 AM

"How smart is this head thing?" Ebo asked, "Can it profisize too?"

"Profi-what?" The head asked.

"Profisize. Dur."

"Do you have a name?," Teela asked, "Not enough things have names around here."

"Yeah, we need more names," Ebo said, then as an afterthought added, "Preferably a short, easy to spell name, with not to many z's or q's."

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Four out of five denstists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

SUCCATASH

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:12 AM

Tash spoke up. "How about 'Head Boy' or 'Tash Jr.' perhaps?

"Could you name him after me?" asked Ebo.

"Uh, Ebo's a girl's name, duh." replied Tash.

EBONEZER

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:30 AM

"I like Tash Jr," Teela said, "We could call him T.J."

"Oh hey look!" Ebo said, "I think the Big Guys are done fighting."

"Oh hey, check that out," Tash said, "Who won?" he called out.

The Big Guy's shrugged, "We want a latte. We were hoping one of you had settled it out."

"No, none of us have."

"Oh. Ok. Should we keep fighting then?"

"Nah. Wanna keep up with this finding the tablet deal then?"

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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