Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Book: "On piracy, well, the Bible is a mite bit fuzzier on that."
"On belief in God, well, the Bible is a mite bit fuzzier on that."
(I love INEVITABLEBETRAYAL's take on this thread btw)
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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Simon: "Kaylee, I love you. Even if ten thousand of the most beautiful women of the core would throw themselves at me while tearing off their clothes, I'd still only have eyes for you. Because I love you Kaylee, and you're the most beautiful woman in the 'verse."
He'd probably WANT to say it, but I can't just see him delivering it... He'd just mess up again.
Mal: "Guys, I want you to meet Jayne's replacement. All welcome... well he doesn't have a name, but as you can clearly see from all the self-inflicted mutilations, he's a Reaver."
Jayne: "Simon, can you hold Vera for a moment please?"
Zoe: "Wash, do you want me to wash your feet after you finished the soup?"
Not too sure on that one though...
Wash: "Ahhhh! We're going to crash! No Mal, I mean it!" (Big explosion as Serenity crashes into Uranus)
River: "No, I really actually liked the experiments, but Simon was so helplessly confused about the matter that I tried to play along so as not to confuse him even more..."
Book: "How much is that Geisha in the window..."
Inara: "No Jayne, if you really want to become a Companion, you have to learn how play the dulcimer. Now sit down and lets try again from the top..."
Kaylee: "Mal if you'd just listen to me and got that damn part when I told you too, you wouldn't have gotten yourself shot!"
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"Damn it Mal... I forgot my line!"
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Kaylee: Serenity really is a piece of gos-se
Mal: Inara, give up your life as a glamorous courtesan and marry me!
Inara: Mal, you were right all along--life as a petty criminal is more rewarding and honorable than life as high-class, legal, prostitute.
Inara: No Mal, I never have sex with my clients.
Simon: As long as River's around I'll never be able to have a normal love-life with Kaylee. So, I say we turn her in, grab the reward, and never look back.
Book: River, can you please finish fixing my Bible? I like what you've done so far.
Grace
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A few more . . .
Jayne: Please accept my most heartfelt, sincere, and humble apologies.
Zoe: Mal is, like, such a dork.
Wash: Honey, I think you should listen to the captain more.
Kaylee: Ummm, sorry to bother you, but, well, I think there's something wrong with that big thingy that makes the ship go. The doohickey's gone all wonky, and there's this weird "whomp whomp" noise. Anybody know how to fix that?
Badger: Nah, you're looking for Malcolm Reynolds. He's way better than me.
Mal: This is a glorious day for all pround members of the Allied Planets. Unification Day! Drinks are on me!
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WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.
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"Zoe: Does this dress make me look fat?"
Winner! Go, DTT! *laughs*
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Simon: Kaylee, i know that you have feelings for me, but i love my sister... i mean i really love my sister.
sick and wrong, i know. i'm sorry
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Quote:
Kaylee: "Not now Simon, I have a headache."
!!!!!! Great. Now I'm laughing so hard I'm squealing... at work. That is so ruttin' funny!!!!!
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Gunhand,
HA! I loved them, especially
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Simon: "Dammit Mal I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!"
Zoe: "Take me Shepard, take me hard."
River: "I feel fine. Can we go get some pancakes?"
Delia
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WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.
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Kaylee : Oh Simon, that's such a lovely thing to say.
Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."
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Simon: "Dammit Mal I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!"
Zoe: "Take me Shepard, take me hard."
River: "I feel fine. Can we go get some pancakes?"
Mal: "Well, that's just uncouth."
Kaylee: Ummm, sorry to bother you, but, well, I think there's something wrong with that big thingy that makes the ship go. The doohickey's gone all wonky, and there's this weird "whomp whomp" noise. Anybody know how to fix that?
Simon: As long as River's around I'll never be able to have a normal love-life with Kaylee. So, I say we turn her in, grab the reward, and never look back.
LMGAO!!! I can just hear Kaylee in my head saying "doohickey"!
To be perfectly self-centered, I'm glad whoever revived this thread. I like silliness.
Especially after last night.
"I'd kinda like to slay a dragon."
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