Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Zoe:
"Dammit, I broke a nail!"
"Guns just aren't feminine."
"That Jayne Cobb is one fine-lookin' mother..."
"Inara's teaching me how to be a Companion. Jayne, you wanna watch?"
"I wish we'd spend more time in the Core."
"And this one time, at band camp...."
"Mal, shut the hell up."
"So...would his job be available?"
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Something you'd NEVER hear Jayne say...
Jayne: Why don't we all sit down an' discuss this reasonably?
"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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Simon: "Dammit Mal I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!"
Jayne: "...and in conclusion my fellow Nobel candidates, if you follow my hypothesis on the greenhouse effect in the latter part of the 21st century we can deduce that the scale of hydrochloroflourocarbons reached a critical state in this vector while..."
Kaylee: "Not now Simon, I have a headache."
Inara: "No I don't want to go shoe shopping on our trip here to the Core, I want to go to a tractor pull!"
Mal: "I take you, Yolanda Saffron Bridget Mellisa Alexandria Amanda Choloe Kimberly etc. etc. to be my lawfully wedded wife..."
Wash: "Dinosaur zoo? Boooooriiiing."
Zoe: "Take me Shepard, take me hard."
River: "I feel fine. Can we go get some pancakes?"
Book: "On piracy, well, the Bible is a mite bit fuzzier on that."
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Zoe:
"Mal, shut the hell up."
Ahhhhh Ha ha ha ha ha...
LMGAO!
~A~
El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems...
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Mal: "Well, that's just uncouth."
Jayne: "War -- what is it good for?"
Wash: "Relations with Zoe are, well, mediocre."
Simon: "Nothin' like a day of watching sports."
Book: "Long hair is for girls."
Kaylee: "Math is hard. Ewwww, engines are dirty."
"Zoe: "I'll do all the laundry, while you go have a beer."
River: "Don't misunderestimate me."
Inara: "I'll be in Jayne's bunk."
"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."
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Things You'll Likely Never Hear Malcolm Reynolds Say:
"And it is, it is a glorious thing, to be the pirate king!"
ROFLMAO!!! I can just see him doing the full Kevin Kline for this number.
"Wash, where is my damn spaceship?"
BWAAHAHAHA!! That is the exact image I saw, too!!!
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Originally posted by Ankhagogo:
Zoe:
"Dammit, I broke a nail!"
"Guns just aren't feminine."
"That Jayne Cobb is one fine-lookin' mother..."
"Inara's teaching me how to be a Companion. Jayne, you wanna watch?"
"I wish we'd spend more time in the Core."
"And this one time, at band camp...."
"Mal, shut the hell up."
"So...would his job be available?"
[chanting]
More Zoe! More Zoe! More Zoe!
Since she says so little, there's no end to the humor in the things she wouldn't say!!
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Inara: "I'll be in Jayne's bunk."
"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
Now that sounds downright unnatural.
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Zoe: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Zoe: "That is soooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!"
Zoe: "Husband or Captain? That's a tough decision -- my fragile female psyche can't handle the strain. I'm going to cry now."
Zoe: "Does anybody know where I put my lipstick?"
Zoe: "Guns are bad, 'mkay?"
Zoe: "I want to teach you all about love."
Zoe: "I believe in Neo, Morpheus."
"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."
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Originally posted by dtt:
Zoe: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Zoe: "That is soooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!"
Zoe: "Husband or Captain? That's a tough decision -- my fragile female psyche can't handle the strain. I'm going to cry now."
Zoe: "Does anybody know where I put my lipstick?"
Zoe: "Guns are bad, 'mkay?"
Zoe: "I want to teach you all about love."
Zoe: "I believe in Neo, Morpheus."
"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."
Oh yeah!! I love 'em all, but Zoe: "I believe in Neo, Morpheus."
Now that's a keeper!! See how she is blindly loyal to her husband, no matter the 'verse?
That's my Zoe. She's my role model. Well, gotta go back and kick some butt for a living, just like her. Be back soon.
[Inspin goes back to her work calling "here, spreadsheet, spreadsheet. Nice spreadsheet!!"] Yeah, I'm feelin' mighty tough.]
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