Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Blue Handed guy one: Oh you interrogated them for us? thanks!
Blue Handed guy two: honestly it makes our work load so much easyer!
Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers!
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Wash: No, Jayne, I meant "congress" as in a general meeting or assembly. I believe you must be thinking specifically of the bicameral lawmaking body of the legislative branch.
Inara: Let's skip the foreplay, shall we?
Simon:(burp)
Inara:[nervously] No! It's just a cold sore! I swear!
Jayne: Omigod omigod omigod! I just LOVE what you've done with your hair!
Wash: Just kidding! I'm OK! Now, as I was saying, I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar.
Mal: Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
Kaylee: Ew, yicky! Engine grease!
Simon: 'Sup, b*tches!
-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon
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Here's a few more:
Simon: Besides, every other woman on the ship is either married, a professional, or closely related to me, so you're pretty much the only girl in the world.
Kaylee: You're so right! We're soulmates! We've got 3 minutes left in the booth...(bow shika bow wow...that's porn music by the way).
Academy guy: Well unfortunately I didn't bring a sword today.
Operative (reaching for his sword): Well...awww, I didn't either. Must be in my other Operative outfit.
Mr. Universe: Wow, I've been at my computer all day. Maybe I should go outside and get some sun.
Zoe: First rule of battle, little one, is never let the enemy know where you are.
(Camera pans across Zoe and Tracy to show Mal sitting next to them)
Tracy (finally notices Mal): Where did you come from?
Mal: Aww, I wanted to steal your beans.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Kaylee: Simon! Watch your language!
Dr. Mathias: Um... my bad.
-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon
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Quote:
Originally posted by singate:
Zoe: "I had the weirdest dream about being married to a guy just like Wash in a former life. I think his best friend was some guy named Hercules."
B]
LOL! Now there's a fun mental immage to play with. Zoe and Iolaus. *blinks* O.K., maybe not.
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Nathan, Adam, Summer, Morena, Joss, Ron, Alan, Jewel, Gina, Sean:
"Ya know.. I am tired of this series.. I don't want to do it anymore...."
Chindi NEVER gonna hear that....
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Just a few to keep the thread bumped.
[EDIT: took out a lame River quote; Jayne quote alone is just fine]
Jayne: I can kill you with my brain!
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Jayne: I can kill you with my brain!
*snort* Nice one, A. As much as I adore the big lug, we all know THAT ain't gonna happen.
Badger: I envy your hat, Jayne. Fancy a trade?
River: Hukked awn foniks werkd fur m3!
Simon: @$(&@#&*!!
Book: @$(&@#*!!
Inara: You're right, Mal. I AM an ignorant slut.
Jayne: Who's up for a poetry reading? No? How's about a philosophical study of the importance of shadow puppets?
Mal: Yo-ho, yo-ho! A Reaver's life for me!
Kaylee: I hate my captain. He's a mean old man.
Zoe: This dress isn't frilly enough. More ruffles, damn you!
Wash: There's a red...thingy...coming toward the green...thingy. I think we're the green thingy.
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Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Zoe: Husband, I don't want you to tear my clothes off right now, or in five minutes, or every again you understand.
Simon: Everyone, I've decided to leave River here on Serenity and take up my dream career as a Drag Queen.
Jayne: I'll be leaving the ship as well to persure my dreams of being a pacifist monk on the Outer Rim.
Mr. Universe: Sory guys, I guess you CAN stop the signal after all!
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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.
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Simon: Am I talking to Miranda now?
River: Yes.
Simon: River, let's get married! I'll knit.
River: The human body can be drained in 7... No, wait! Or was it 8? Oh forget it! It just can be drained, ok?!
River: Was it my turn? Oops!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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