Brown Domination of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Thursday, May 6, 2004 21:00
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Yeah Zoid I was trying to be as specific as I could about lawyers, my boss' daughter is gonna be one and she's a doll so I know they all aren't bad.
Maybe I should have been more specific like: We wanna avoid those Personal Injury Lawyer types who can convince you to sue yourself because your inner child is traumatized. I've seen them, they scare the bejeezus outta me.
As far as Fox execs go, I'm right there with you, shootin' is too good. But seeing as how I'm trying to be kindler and gentler I say we just make them sit in a locked room and watch Japanese game shows all day. Either they'll wind up all repentent like, or...well I shudder to think what the 'or' would be, I say we keep them in there till they repent. If it takes longer than a week then,"Oops dunno how that Raptor picked the lock, darn shame."
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Sorry but somehow I don't think even Raptors would eat a Fox exec maybe some Critters just have to make sure they don't lay any eggs.
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I would gladly pledge my services to an Independent Browncoat nation. I would humbly submit myself as general of the Armies. May we never need them.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Well, Gunhand, I don't think you're going to have enough TIME to be both Chief Rust...er, um, Re-allocator AND take care of the Lifesize Plastic Dinosaur Zoo, so I'll offer my services there.
Hailing from the midwest as I do, I think my qualifications for Warden of Plastic Dinos should be neigh'on impeachable. Though we tend to do them in concrete around here. But I'm flexible, and willing to take on the full responsiblities of tending to the wiley and irrascible critters.
And I'm very handy with a paint brush .
Ohhh - that could come in handy with the um....re-allocation program, too! But I don't think I'll have enough time to do that - you know, taking care of the plastic dinos and watching good TV can just gobble time up! But maybe.....Channain might do well as Mistress of Disguise, or whatever title she may feel appropriate to the all-important re-habilitation of paint program.
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Feminisim is the radical notion that women are people.
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Can I be the Minister of the Interior? Responsible for the day to day running of This Land? A TV (showing FF) in every home, a Brown Coat on every back -- things like that.
Please rise for the singing of our National Anthem:
Take my love
Take my land
...join in any time
Take me where I cannot stand....
Sniff! It's beautiful - This Land.
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Nothing is ever so profoundly regretted as a kind act.
Robertson Davies
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I look forward to ThisLand. I suggest we have a secondary export of Blackmarket Beagles (they have smallish droppings). With BMBeagles and wobbly-headed Geisha dolls there is no way we can't survive!
I also recommend we all cover our homes in solar sheeting ala the Heart of Gold. It's economical and may make our community visible from space. Lord knows it'll improve our television reception.
If we ever need to punish someone we will tie them to a chair and either make them listen to Celine Dion sing that gorram Titanic song on repeat, or alternately watch all episode of 'The Littlest Groom' back to back. Eventually they will crack. Alternately hitting them repeatedly with sticks may be good. There will be no burning at the stake.
BTW: We must not forget our dear dear Tim Minear (that rhymed, hehe), and his beloved Wonderfalls. I say we erect the 'Surrender to Destiny' fountain in town square (right next to the statues of jayne and joss).
All hamsters will be named Simon. This is not optional.
I was gonna take the Plastic Dinosaur Zoo Keeper position, but it seems another midwesterner has taken up that cause (I'm always available for a stegosaurus repaint). Hmm.. not sure what I could do... I'm not against whoring for a living though.
;)
Adrianna
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Just a thought the Raptors may not eat Fox execs but reavers just might now if this land had a canyon where we could keep some. To help efforts I have begun a new company to be made available to "this land" people immediatly.
Wizzler C.E.O.
"This land pest control" : Keeping Fox exec populations down since 2004
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Just a little *bump*. This topic should NEVER DIE!!!
This Land is my land, This Land is your.... aww gorrammit, I HATE that song, it just fit so well, in a pun sort of way. (How I pun-ish myself :P )
As Minister of Videogames, I hereby proclaim that there shall be a Firefly based game, and it will be one of few actually GOOD games based on tv-shows or movies. It will be REAL GOOD.
You can play the crew of Serenity as they go on numerous heists. Loads of fun.
I also ask for a large grant in holodeck technology research. Entertainment technology has soo far to go! Think of all the intelligent programming, both games AND shows, we can do in three dimensions!
~AFf, minister of videogames, This Land
Keep flying
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Oh trust me I don't have the time or patience to rustle dinosaurs, even plastic ones, so y'all can thumbwrestle over that one.
I'll be too busy dodging Browncoat1 and paperwork when he realises the Cavalry has gone missing for a few days at a time and all of a sudden there's a beach swap meet being run out of the back of a comandeered UPS tru...ooops I almost said too much.
And as far as the Celine Dion Titanic theme song punishment...I'm taking it we're going to allow cruel and unusual punishment then? I better get to work on figuring out some more cruel and/or unusual ones then. But that song as a punishment...that's downright mean, vile and bloodcurdling. I like how your brain works. 
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Just a little *bump*. This topic should NEVER DIE!!!
This Land is my land, This Land is your.... aww gorrammit, I HATE that song, it just fit so well, in a pun sort of way. (How I pun-ish myself :P )
As Minister of Videogames, I hereby proclaim that there shall be a Firefly based game, and it will be one of few actually GOOD games based on tv-shows or movies. It will be REAL GOOD.
You can play the crew of Serenity as they go on numerous heists. Loads of fun.
I also ask for a large grant in holodeck technology research. Entertainment technology has soo far to go! Think of all the intelligent programming, both games AND shows, we can do in three dimensions!
~AFf, minister of videogames, This Land
Keep flying
I hereby heartily and enthuisiastically APPROVE your grant for holodeck research (one of the very few time Star Trek related stuff will crossover to Firefly, I say).
Go to it, young'un.
--The Hat/Jefé
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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