Brown Domination of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Thursday, May 6, 2004 21:00
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Can I come? I got a natural aversion to authority. I don't mind people telling me that I can't do something because I haven't learned it yet. I can always learn. I just can't stand it when people tell me I can't do something because I just can't. Because it's not done.
I would like to open a media store, where people can order books, comics, games and such. With subsidies from the rai... reallocations parties, it might even become a free library. It's a human right to have access to well-told, imaginative brainspins from other people.
"Enemies? You? No! How can that be!"
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I heartily welcome Blackeyedgirl into the PDZ - also known as the Plastic Dinosaur Zoo! Since I'm much better with PD's than people, maybe you would be so kind as to consider the position of Public Relations Go-To? I know that's asking a lot, but I feel very confident that you can handle this, seeing as you're not averse to whoring 
! And I must say, I'm very impressed by someone who is strong enough to say that!
I am very happy that Gunhand did not have any tough feelings over my usurpation of the post of PDZ Warden! We each have to look to our strengths, and I'm thinkin' Chief Re-allocator is definately Gunhand's strength! BTW - is that the correct job title?
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Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
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Originally posted by weerwolf:
Can I come? I got a natural aversion to authority. I don't mind people telling me that I can't do something because I haven't learned it yet. I can always learn. I just can't stand it when people tell me I can't do something because I just can't. Because it's not done.
I would like to open a media store, where people can order books, comics, games and such. With subsidies from the rai... reallocations parties, it might even become a free library. It's a human right to have access to well-told, imaginative brainspins from other people.
"Enemies? You? No! How can that be!"
We shall have to work together, then, because I'm already working on setting up the This Land Library. Of course, I'm all for owning books and such, too (as witnessed by the fact that my one bedroom apartment has six bookcases, and I've run out of room, AGAIN), so we'll be needing a media store, too.
As for the library, will we need a copy of the DVD's for each citizen (so that everyone can borrow at the same time, if necessary), so should we assume all true This Landers will have their own?
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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
All hamsters will be named Simon. This is not optional.
No objections to the name, I've already got a hamster named Simon, but won't this get confusing?
The Titanic song is just too cruel. It makes me think of camp in Addams Family Values, where they make you watch the Brady Bunch all day if you're in trouble.
*shudder*
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We'll need a This Land educational system. Possible courses offered could include the following:
Dinosaurs - not just plastic anymore
A study in the life and works of Joss Whedon
How to run your own smuggling business
A comparative study in the characters of Firefly
Ballroom dancing
Fencing
Introduction to spaceship engine repair
Other courses will be added as interests warrant.
Can I run the school? Please?
"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."
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Originally posted by maugwai:
We'll need a This Land educational system. Possible courses offered could include the following:
Dinosaurs - not just plastic anymore
A study in the life and works of Joss Whedon
How to run your own smuggling business
A comparative study in the characters of Firefly
Ballroom dancing
Fencing
Introduction to spaceship engine repair
Other courses will be added as interests warrant.
Can I run the school? Please?
"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."
Well, you can HELP run the school, sure, but I expect the school system to be WAAAAAYY too crowded for just ONE person to run it.
You forgot to add "Mandarin Chinese Vernacular and Colloquiolisms" to the list. Oh, and a "Reaver Prevention System" of sorts, like the "This is your brain on drugs" commercials, only aimed at preventing teens from becoming Reaver-esque...
--The Hat/Jefé
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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There are so many wonderful jobs, I can't pick just one. I would love to help out at the school. Or maybe I can aid the Minister of Culture. But I really like playing with dinosaurs...oh bother. If you need anything just let me know, I'll be at home watching Firefly and DangerMouse while I surf the cortex.
Thank you Jefé for giving us This Land. You are a fine man of hat wearing men.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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I could teach "Mule driving for the 26th Century" or "How To Turn Your Protein Packs Into Gourmet Meals"
The school system may also want to include courses in flying space ships, gun/artillery maintenance, not to mention perfecting one's own shadow puppets for the masses.
d~
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And of course we'll need courses in creative writing, creating intelligent tv programming, and the like so that we can train future Joss Whedons.
And courses in 'programming for the cortex', 'Browncoat culture', 'History of 20th/21st Century America : The New Dark Ages', 'Wit as a form of humor', and more...
:)
Keep flying
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Hmmm Public Relations for the Zoo? I think I can manage that (pun completely intended). TLPDZ (ThisLand Plastic Dinosaur Zoo), will have all signs written in not only English and mandarin, but also in Badger-speak, so as to not exclude the Mighty Hat from enjoying the serene dioramas and exciting exhibits at the TLPDZ. Also I think we may need a cow fetus in a jar. I mean I know that's more of a museum thing, but maybe we can be the This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff. Yeah it's a lot to write on a sign, but image the excitement of our school children. Children who are studying the proper taxonomy of plastic dinosaurs can also enjoy 'earth that is' artifacts (cos, well it's not a was yet now is it?), as well as props from the show and the creative endevors of our local community. I mean eventually we will have to branch into an art museum, a museum of stuff and a zoo, but it might be a tad more economical to start us off in one location, that is until the Blackmarket Beagles take off.
BTW Miloradell: I love your sig, it reminds me of a Rebecca West quote: "I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."
Now I can't believe no one has thought of the Celine treatment before. Forget two by two hands of blue, it'll be one by one with lungs of dung, or something of equal terror when dealing with the Celine treatment (BTW when saying Celine Dion I recommend using the Eric Cartman method of saying her name. If you are unfamiliar I suggest finding a copy of it on DVD it's hi-larious). I doubt it will ever be necessary to do this to our local citizenry, but most likely will be punishment for Fox execs, Niska-esque evil villany types, and Mariah Carey should she ever attempt to bring her 'Glitter' our way.
::shuddering over the thought of Glitter::
I shall now retreat to make plans for the TLPDZ&PMoS.
-Blackeyedgirl, Adrianna, Public Relations Go-to for the This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff.
Also: I need to request one of those wax mold machines that makes the smoosh-faced lion from Wonderfalls. Kids love those things! Perhaps the rai.. I mean requisitions squadron could weasle one onto the island?
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