Brown Domination of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Thursday, May 6, 2004 21:00
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I hereby nominate myself as Predident (and, if Astriana wises up and leaves her husband, I nominate HER as First Lady...)
All in favor, please raise your middle finger in a salute to Fox...
First: I'm so sorry that I didn't check this thread out sooner!!!
Second: SA-LUTE!!!
Third: Hmmm... First Lady of ThisLand... *thinks very hard for a moment* Well, I'm awful fond of Meoriar
, so I think I'll just accept the position of Mistress... of Communication! instead. (Jefé, you got a smutty mind! )~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Originally posted by zoid:
And how about a bronze statue of our real world hero flyboy, Static? Hurry home, Static: the girls are waiting, and you've got chores to do... ("Work, work, work")
Ahhhh... Static...
*swoon*
His statue helped us carry on until his return. When Princess is done "welcoming" him... well, "Work, work, work..."
I hearby also claim the title of Mistress... of Harems! Geez, you guys!
Communications and Harems go together, dontcha think?
Edit: Oh! Any my weapon of choice is a copy of Zoe's Winchester...
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Been gone awhile, now I'm back 
In response to Blackeyedgirl, Adrianna, Public Relations Go-to for the This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff, I heartily embrace the addition of the Public Museum of Stuff to our Zoo.
With the approval of The Hat, and all other interested parties, I hereby offically change the This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo name to This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff, also known as TLPDZ&PMoS. Or maybe we can just shorten that to a sneeze?
I envision a day when all children, young and old, will walk through the doors of TLPDZ&PMoS, enthralled and enthused by the prospect of massive amounts of culture and plastic dinos. It will be a heartening experience, to know that the citizens of this land embrace learning, in all of its aspects.
This Land shall shine as a paragon of smartness to the masses of our neighbors, a place of learning and hi-sophistication, where even the lowliest of low cow fetus' will have a place. A place secure in the knowledge that all citizens will see, and take to heart, the true value of all things.
Ahhh - now I made myself grow all weepified!
**MiloraDell, General Warden of TLPDZ&PMoS
(Blackeyedgirl - funny you should mention Rebecca West - it's a sig I have lined up, but haven't used yet )
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Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
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Now I was thinking, in the museum the recreations of events (in the dioramas) could be done with plastic dinosaurs. For instance the American Civil War could be done with dinos painted blue and grey. The chinese Boxer Rebellion could have dinos of different species or of different colors. And of course the Serenity Valley recreation will have the Browncoats v. Purple Bellies. But I think the interaction of the dinosaurs will really draw the children in. Hell, I'd pay to see plastic dinosaur theater and I'm a well educated 25 year old!
I was also thinking we could make a miniature Sunnydale, with vampire slayings at 11, 2 and 4 daily. It could be a great draw.
I don't think the use of smaller scale plastic dinos would overly increase Warden MiloraDell's work load. And I will take it upon myself to begin hoarding dinos, setting them aside and making them whole again so we can prepare them for their new lives. If Warden MiloraDell thinks this would stretch her Wardening resources too far we can always opt for those little plastic army men who look like Nazi's.
Just image the ad campaign:
Come to This Land Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff where you can see daily vampire slayings, Tyranasaurus Rex v. Velaceraptors in a recreation of the struggle at Serenity Valley, and yes, kids, we have a cow fetus in a jar!!
Blackeyedgirl, Public Relations Go-To TLPDM&PMoS
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Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."
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I like it!! I truly do! I'm not concerned about the little dinos - they're easy to come by, and I don't think Gunhand would find it overly difficult to knock over - errm, I mean, liberate a truckload or two.
I just had a thought! Ouch! No, really - what if we could 'convince' a programmer or two to do historical recreations of all pertinent aspects of This Land history - the liberation of River Tam, for instance, in X-Box format?!? Just think of the hands-on experience the kiddies would enjoy!! What better way to truly appreciate history? And we could sell them in the gift shop, providing much needed credits for TLPDM&PMoS.
I'm also thinking it might be a good PR stint to have a "name the dino" contest. Not to mention it would help to make the citizens of This Land truly feel like a part of TLPDM&PMoS. And where would TLPDM&PMoS be without the people? Nowhere, I tell you! No where at all!
Just imagine - YoSaffBridge the Allosaurus. Niska the Velociraptor.
That's all for now -
MiloraDell, General Warden of TLPDM&PMoS
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Exotic animals are not pets.
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So I have to say (in the tone of those silly Guinness Stout commercials): Brilliant!
The name the dinosaur contest will do much to draw people to the TLPDZ&PMoS. Also the X-Box formatting of the 'games' (but they're educational! Go Team!) will do well to produce credits and increase visibility.
Perhaps we should just make a Plastic Dino factory, and then we can use them as an export, and tack on the costs of our dinos (for the z&m) and pass them on to the non-ThisLand consumer.
I was thinking about suitable ThisLand Earth that is artifacts. We want things that should the 'end' come and should we have to pack up our bits of precious and head off to our own terraformed ThisLand, that would be representative of our time on Earth that is. Any ideas? Perhaps an exhibit on the evils of cellular phones, or the concept of the dual head VCR/DVD combo. Of course we will need an 8-track player, and a copy of the Partridge Family's greatest hits, just to show the kiddies how far we have come both technology wise and culturally speaking. Hmm... I have to think on this a spell.
And oh yes! Our store at the TLPDZ&PMoS will have reproductions of Jayne's cunning hat, Kaylee's umbrella, Dr. Simon Tam's creepy red sunglasses, and other items of note (the most expensive being Niska's neat-o lamp). I think that Jaynes hat will be a big seller, so we should find some knitters pronto.
We do it all for the people at the TLPDZ&PMoS, and once a year we will have citizen's day where entry into the zoo & museum are free. There may also be carnival rides, involved, but I'm not sure. Every day citizens will have discounted entry fees, as what else are out of towners good for other than taking their money?
Do you think The Hat will be able to make it to the grand opening? I should so love to have him cut the tape to open the park. He is the voice of the people, and I should think it would thrill them for him to come down and see the park with them. We could get him a pope-mobile (The Hat-Mobile) but I doubt assasination is a risk.
Blackeyedgirl, PR Go-To for the TLPDZ&PMoS
ThisLand Plastic Dinosaur Zoo and Public Museum of Stuff: Where Dinosaurs bring the past to life before your very eyes!
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Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."
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Oh y'all need a couple truckloads of little plastic dinos? That's not even a daytrip, I can hit a Kaybee on the way over to the TLPDZ&PMoS.
Ummm, I mean hit as in stop at, not hit as in knock over...oh hell who am I kidding...You'll have your little dinos for the Dinorama by nightfall.
As recompense for this cunning and daring mission into very hostile territory I'll require a pair of those red sunglasses. I must have a pair. That's non-negotiable.
Don't worry I'll fill out the proper TLPDZ&PMoS requisition forms as usual...
If ya can expedite those sunglasses I'll throw in for the cultural preservation hooya a slightly dinged up combo 8-Track, cassette and belt driven record player stereo I have lying around here. But the cabinet Quadrophonic you'll get when you can pry it from my cold dead hands. I'm serious now.
EDIT: Okay after I hit enter a line popped into my head and I'm laughing so hard I just have to add it.
First I steal the dinosuars.
Then I get paid.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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(Is it just me, or are the dino's kinda taking over the thread?)
I am in receipt of your requisition forms, and I believe I may have a source for the sunglasses - I work with a lady who has red lensed sunglasses - I'll see about 'borrowing' those for ya, Gunhand! So far she hasn't caught on I'm the one who takes her pens - I stash them in my desk, waiting for when she figures it out and I can laugh real evil-like and give them back! It's the little things that make me happy!
Evils of cell phones - check.
VCR/DVD combo - check.
8-track - check.
Partridge Family - check.
Pink feather boa - check.
Hockey mask - check.
Library of Congress (this should keep you busy, Gunhand!) - check.
What were those 'computers' I used in high school? Commodores, komodores, something like that? We have to find one of those - maybe more, 'cause I suspect Serenity may use some of those parts.
Does anyone know what date Simon's b-day is? Maybe that could be citizen appreciation day at TLPDZ&PMoS. Seems to me like a good day to remember everybody!
I don't think a pope-mobile is truly necessary, but a mule would be good! Of course, this will all be up to the Jefé's people. I'm sure they can organize suitable transportation. One way or the other .
**MiloraDell, General Warden of TLPDM&PMoS
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Exotic animals are not pets. They're there to keep the nighbor kids of the *$&#$* lawn!
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The whole Library of Congress?
Now that sounds like fun! Lemme start thinking on that one, that one I may do for free just because it'd be so hi-larious.
Then again if y'all threw me a shindig upon my triumphant return, well I wouldn't turn it down.
Oh and you can check those computers, they'd be a Commodore 64 and then it's superpowerful replacement the Commodore 128. I have 2 64s and a 128 somewhere in storage, I never throw anything away and since I move around from time to time there's little vaults of my precious all over the place. I mean I got places all over the gorram place.
So check that one off the list. It's taken care of.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Commodore 68 or 128, not picky - check!
Yep - the whole library of congress! Maybe we could time your triumphant return to coincide with the grand opening - no, you can have your OWN celebration! Why share? There's plenty of days to go around!
**MiloraDell, General Warden of TLPDZ&PMoS
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"No, really, the herbivores and the carnivores really do like each other!!" recently over-heard guest lecturer at the TLPDZ&PMoS Class for Zoo-Guides.
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