Brown Domination of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Thursday, May 6, 2004 21:00
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Oh, I also decree that there shall be ONE and ONLY ONE television station. Only one will be needed, because, since all Brownians are highly intelligent, we'll all want to watch the same shows together.
Mmmmm, no. Because we are all (with few exceptions) intellegent, interests will vary and we will not all want to watch the same shows. Personally, I wouldn't want to wrestle for the remote with Static, he being a military man and all
May I recommend just a ban on reality shows and the like?
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If we're gonna be out on a Caribbean island then how am I going to be able to pull off cunning cavalry rai...Umm I mean peaceful military parades through the surrounding lands?
Who am I kidding, I wanna raid something. 
NervousPete, seeing as how you're minister for culture and whatnot I would also ask that you make sure that we have a goodly supply of Cuban cigars. Dashing cavalry rai...umm military parade leaders need cigars. Oh and a hat. I need a very fine hat as well. Not as nice as Badgershat, but fine enough. Maybe something with a feather.
Or something.
"Pain is scary..."
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You have my vote as long as I get to be Minister of Companion..."Health Certification"
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Badger's_HAT wrote:
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All the other nations will be jealous, and will try to capture our Program Director (by the way, I nominate fellow Browncoat Zoid for this coveted position).
My Fellow Browncoats:
While I am most sincerely humbled by The Hat's nomination, I feel I must -- in all good conscience -- decline. I'm not qualified to hold this lofty position; and with only your best interests in mind, I humbly implore you to find someone wiser to entrust your entertainments to. (See Fox programming cabal? Wasn't that easy? Okay, now y'all try it!)
I must simply say, "If drafted I will not run, if elected I will not serve."
If, however, you hold me in esteem in any wise, you might simply let me sweep up at night, after the bar in that Serenity-on-a-hill closes. And maybe the band would leave their amps turned on, sit around a table with too many empties on it, and play a couple ballads...
While the barkeep clears the taps, the waitresses rub their feet, and the bouncer mops the blood from the doorstep...
Respectfully,
zoid
P.S.
Please don't refer to 'The Hat' as "Badgershat'; it makes him spew beverage nasally. ;)
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Maybe we should name it something like Shadow (Mal's home) or Serenity or something like that, but as a people we will be known as the Browncoats, like New Zealander's are called Kiwis. We will be known for saying shiny just like Canadian's are known for eh? (i'm not sure if thats actually true, so i'm sorry if it isn't, but its what i've heard)
I second the name being "Shadow"!
I don't know about eh?, but it sounds cool.
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Yeah it does look pretty funny...which is why I spelled it like that. Juvenile pranks and all that.
I humbly beg Jefe Hat's forgiveness.
"Pain is scary..."
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Gunhand:
I will second our Chief Executive's title of "Jefé", in lieu of President (which carries negative connotations, as in 'President Jacque Chirac'). One could say, "Hey, Jefé, you hat's really boss... Boss, er, Jefé!
And how about we come up with our own Internet acronym, similar to LOL or LMFAO?
BSBN = Browncoat Spews Beverage Nasally
Respectfully,
zoid
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*note - haven't read entire thread yet, too excited to jump in already, so forgive anything that contradicts or repeats something already stated*
This is a fertile land and we shall thrive! ;)
Oh, and in addition to Firefly, we could have a Mystery Science Theater 3000 24 hour a day channel! Of course we need more than one channel, there are too many intelligent shows that have been cancelled, and think of all the ones that haven't even been created yet! Our land will be a haven for intelligent television creators!
Hmm... guess I should nominate myself for some position or other. hmm... I know! Minister of Videogames! ;)
~AFf
Keep flying
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Seconded and closed! That's democracy in action kids.
Although Zoid of course has the properly accented spelling of it, something I just can't do anymore on my computer. When I try to switch keyboard modes it flips to Russian...long story.
So all hail Jefé! And his very fine hat!
(see I can copy and paste though, cunning huh?)
BSBN...hmmm sounds kinda kinky. Therefore, I of course, like it.
"Pain is scary..."
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ok, read it all now and jumping in with more new ideas.
The strawberry will be the national fruit.
There will be a real life Serenity Saloon, in another model of Serenity.
We will send airplanes around the world to drop emergency supplies to the starving ... for intelligent programming. Each kit comes with a full DVD set of firefly season 1. Also included is an invitation to move to Brownlandia (tentative name), and get a free plot of land. (Hey, it's imaginary, we can have unlimited land.)
Oh, we should get some name suggestions before settling on anything in a poll. Ideas : Serenity, The Verse, Whedonia, Shadow, Persephone, Triumph, oh.. and here's a good one : Efyoufoxwegotourownnationandweshowwhatevergorramshowwewantto! Could be shortened to efyoufox, though ;)
~Another Firefly fan
Keep flying
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