Brown Domination of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Thursday, May 6, 2004 21:00
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After going through the various threads posted over the last weeks, and reading the homelands of some of the various responders (sp?), I have determined that the Browncoats are EVERYWHERE across the globe, and, as such, are a force to be reckoned with (this means YOU, Fox!
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Our global domination is at hand! Rejoice, for no power in the verse can stop us!
I say, we form our own nation, registered with the U.N.--we can call it Brownica, or Shinia or somesuch, with our own currency and flag and everything.
I hereby nominate myself as Predident (and, if Astriana wises up and leaves her husband, I nominate HER as First Lady... 
)
All in favor, please raise your middle finger in a salute to Fox... 
Thank you, thank you. Yes, this is a huge responsibility I'll be taking on, but The Hat is willing, able, and ready.
Next, I'll get started on our Constitution...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I hereby nominate myself as Predident (and, if Astriana wises up and leaves her husband, I nominate HER as First Lady...
I have no problem with you Predidency
But, what do people think about myself becoming the Prime Minister.
We could possibly get some land in the Canadian North. Got loads of it up there
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"Hello, my name is SigmaNunki and I'm addicted to
s""Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
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Sounds good!
As long as we don't have to pay taxes in 'Brownica'... 
Oh and by the way, seeing as firefly is all about being against governments in general, doesn't nominating yourself as president make you the bad guy???
I'm confused.
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Hack the planet!
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I say, we form our own nation, registered with the U.N.--we can call it Brownica, or Shinia or somesuch, with our own currency and flag and everything.
Okay any predictions how long "Brownica" would last until the border regions secede?
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Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First
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You can be the president but I'm still the High King and Tyrant.
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Browncoat King!
For I am a Browncoat King...
...and yes, I know I'm crazy...
Vivan los Browncoats!
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Conquering the galaxy with terrifying space monkeys, one ship at a time...
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Can I be the Sectary of War? errr Defense no, no ‘war’ that sounds better.
I think our 1st governmental act should be to declare war of Fox so anything we do to destroy the corporation is nice and legal.
The Firefly CCG Web Site:
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Bllm119/firefly_ccg_web_site.htm
>Help out today!
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Originally posted by McFly:
Sounds good!
As long as we don't have to pay taxes in 'Brownica'...
Oh and by the way, seeing as firefly is all about being against governments in general, doesn't nominating yourself as president make you the bad guy???
I'm confused.
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Hack the planet!
Well, of course there's taxes, but they're payable in the form of beer, chocolate bars, and Cuban Cigars.
And Firefly isn't about being against all governments, just crappy ones like the Alliance or Fox... so no, I'm not the bad guy (unless you mean "Bad Ass Dude" in which case, yes, I am!).
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Mmmmmm... chocolate bars...
That's a tax I can get on board with!
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Hack the planet!
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Apart from the 'More Firefly Tax', where we contribute a portion of hard earned money to get more Firefly filmed, and other great and worthy TV shows and films.
All unemployed will be paid as extras in exciting crowd scenes in Firefly, or breed horses and tend prarie scrub lands.
Free health care will be provided by stealing, stocking and utilising the medical building featured in 'Ariel', and then train new doctors by getting them to carefully watch Simon's techniques in subsequent episodes.
There will be no military, but we shall all own a gun or two - apart from Kaylee types. Due to the nation having a high IQ through watching intelligent television shows, and eschewing the gun happy stupidity of more feeble TV shows, we shall be essentially peacefull unless invaded by a neighbouring state - like the evil 'Ugogirl' (*) run by the dictator Winfrey and her chat show and reality TV hoardes.
Business subsidies will be given to people who can speak Chinese as a second/first (+ English) language, but also to people who can field smart quips or look adorably dim witted.
Cabinet meetings will be held in an exact duplicate of the Serenity's dining room. Indeed, a full replica of The Serenity will be located upon a lovely hill with a calm and serene lake nearby... where we can drown visiting Fox executives sueing for peace. And their lawyers.
Whedon will be given a lovely ranch, a fine old typewriter and a bottle of whiskey. Further awards decided by what we can steal using lovable roguish thief squads from Rupert Murdoch's house. A beautiful Willow type perky, intelligent companion may be awarded him; depending on whether she chooses him or not.
I shall be the Minister/Secretary for Culture and Propaganda.
Any more ideas, self-nominations? I predict this will be a cracking thread! Well done Badgershat! Or should I say, "All hail!"?
Pete
(*) 'Onion' joke. See 'Twelfth Circle' compendium.
"If you can keep your head whilst others... eurgh! Ack! I've spilt my ink! Ugh! Ink on my trousers! Agh! Ink on my shirt! My only hope! The window! Aieeeeee!" (Falls to death)
- Jonathan Nash
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