Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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Originally posted by jetflair:
Not sure exactly when it's going to be done - it keeps growing! It's a monster! But I will keep posting bits here in the meantime.....
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this is all so damn fine! it's like the blooper reel and easter egg - if the blue sun room was a dvd.
laughing too hard to swallow properly now. thanks JF
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Originally posted by jetflair:Quote:
Originally posted by RiverFlan:
No, havig a beta means we all get a crack at making this thing even worse then what it was! And I wanna beta too! Please please please with the primary buffer panel on top?
Okay - just so long as the primary buffer panel has an evil twin who used to be a companion
When did my silly little prank story get to be 14 pages already?
14 pages is a good thing! And did you mean that primary buffer panel thing literally?! (or maybe you should include that into your story? That would be hilarious!) It could be the one implanting the spaggetti aliens!
Or am I being excessively silly?
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River
"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River
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You are better at dying
I'm pleased that you have managed to incorporate an atrocious amount of awkward, creepy or downright incestuous fanfic cliche in your story. It's even worse than I had hoped! I'm in awe 
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Jetflair: You've got an insonsistancy (however the hell you spell that) At the top of the page, Yo-Saff-Bridge's name is Misti, but lower down the page it reverts to Misty. You might wanna fix that.
Just a heads-up. Don't wanna seem rude or anything.
This story is FUNNY!
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River
"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River
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Originally posted by Pegleg:
(on a side note, didn't et to comment on your losing side fanfic - love it
Thank you so much - that fic is my baby
However, even it shall not escape unscathed by The Most Awful Fic Ever Written 
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Originally posted by Mobbex:
I'm pleased that you have managed to incorporate an atrocious amount of awkward, creepy or downright incestuous fanfic cliche in your story. It's even worse than I had hoped! I'm in awe
Thank you! :happy dance: And you haven't even seen the rest of the 14 pages... :evil"
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Originally posted by RiverFlan:
Just a heads-up. Don't wanna seem rude or anything.
This story is FUNNY!
Not rude at all - thanks!
So.....I've just realized what my goal should be with this fic. You know the unwritten rule in the Blue Sun Room that no story shall ever be rated under an 8 unless it's written in Armenian by a third-grader about Little Bo Peep's chicken? Well, it's time to violate that tradition. I want this story rated no higher than a 2!
"Love keeps her in the air...."
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You are better at dying
Count on it!
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Originally posted by jetflair:
about Little Bo Peep's chicken?
little bo peep's CHICKEN?!?! that HAS to go in!
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Originally posted by jetflair:
Yeah, I figure it needs to at least be readable, contain semi-correct English, and so forth. I am also going to refrain from making it particularly graphic, in the interests of making it possible for the unfortunate reader to survive to the end of the fic. I realize that by not writing graphic Simon/River slash I am passing up a valuable opportunity in the awful-fic department, but....there are limits. There just are.
But you're right...."beta" implies "quality." Nasty term there.....Maybe I should reserve the ability to post proudly that no beta-reader was involved, ever.
The content warning is going to be hilarious in its own right. Here is what I have just so far:
Content warnings: Sex (lots of it!), character resurrection, incest, Mary Sues, rape, random crossovers, torture, non-canon pairings, BDSM, m/f, m/m slash.
"Love keeps her in the air...."
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Jet,
I just found this thread and just about died laughing.
I thought you'd forgotten slash until just a few moments ago. I absolutley hate it. The possible combinations for male slash are:
Mal/Simon
Mal/Wash undead of course.
Mal/Jayne horrifying concept
Mal/Book ?????? I thought Book was celibate let alone dead.
Simon/Wash
Simon/Jayne
Simon/Mal
Simon/Book
Jayne/Mal
Jayne/Simon
Jayne/Wash
Jayne/Book Maybe there was more going on than lifting weights?
Wash/Mal
Wash/Simon
Wash/Jayne
Wash/Book
Book/Mal
Book/Simon
Book/Jayne
Book/Wash
I haven't even gone into the female ones.
Also Gabriel and Regan Tam all of a sudden understanding River and Simon and suddenly becoming perfect parents.
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Forsaken Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
Hell on wheels
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Originally posted by jetflair:Quote:
Originally posted by Pegleg:
(on a side note, didn't et to comment on your losing side fanfic - love it
Thank you so much - that fic is my babyQuote:
Originally posted by Mobbex:
I'm pleased that you have managed to incorporate an atrocious amount of awkward, creepy or downright incestuous fanfic cliche in your story. It's even worse than I had hoped! I'm in awe
Thank you! :happy dance: And you haven't even seen the rest of the 14 pages...Quote:
Originally posted by RiverFlan:
Just a heads-up. Don't wanna seem rude or anything.
This story is FUNNY!
Not rude at all - thanks!
So.....I've just realized what my goal should be with this fic. You know the unwritten rule in the Blue Sun Room that no story shall ever be rated under an 8 unless it's written in Armenian by a third-grader about Little Bo Peep's chicken? Well, it's time to violate that tradition. I want this story rated no higher than a 2!
No prob. You want me to vote just once or vote lots of times? And do I vote a 2 or a 1?
Keep going!
And I really want you to incorporate those spaggetti aliens, thats just too lame and ridiculous! And maybe they don't take over your brain, just your hand! Puppitis disease!
And maybe one of the crew can get Tom Smith Disease... lol (I nominate Book
)"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River
"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River
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