Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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Nope, keep 'em coming ;) This fic isn't quite as sickening as it could be yet....your valuable suggestions will give it a nice push in that direction, though........... :D
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.
"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"
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- Zoe can't cook
- Mal can't get anyone to obey his orders
- Sexually, Simon is completely unskilled
- Simon is a sexual savant, and double-jointed as well
- Simon is a BDSM sub
- Simon is a BDSM dom
- Post-BDM mourning summed up as "Oh, Wash we miss you so much! oh, and yeah, you too, shepherd."
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:evil grin:
These are awesome. I think the fic is gonna have to be post-BDM, with Book and Wash brought oh-so-cheesily back to life to rejoin the hijinks (and by hijinks I mean an impossible number of shootings and get-togethers and break-ups and capturings and babies).
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.
"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"
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My cartridge fell out of my gun...
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Originally posted by Sabri3l:
Secretly a genius Jayne ( I once read a fic where he spoke Latin)
*--------------------------------------------*
Forsaken Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
*speechless*Got a few of my own... I had the displeasure to stumble upon these myself.
— River as a hormone ridden sex-bomb
— Kaylee/River eeeh!
— Inara/River
— Badger/River
— Omniscient River
— A young handsome OC who's only purpose is to make a perfect mate for River.
— River mating with the earlier mentionned young handsome OC causes Mal/Jayne/Simon/Kaylee[insert name here] to recognize the full extent of their feelings for River.
— Serenity taking in a passenger who just happens to be a former subject of the Academy.
— Serenity love boat
— Captain "Nobody gives a damn 'bout what I say, my boat is ruled by women" Reynolds
— Overly broody Mal
— Overly virtuous Mal
— Mal/Jayne[insert name here] masturbating over Inara/River/Kaylee/[you know the drill]
That's pretty much all I can conjure up at the moment
EDIT: this is FUN!
EDIT #2:
— Book is not realy a shepherd, he is an Alliance minion who's mission is to monitor the Tams... *yawn*
— River the invulnerable mass murdering chick.
EDIT #3: This is still fun
"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my penis all over their faces." ----John Frusciante ...Lol
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How about Book is really a robot?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Originally posted by Pegleg:
How about Book is really a robot?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
no thats GENIUS?
a slow zoom as Book opens his chest to reveal whirring tape reels and half an old amstrad pc...
or is he a particular robot?
Jem from Logan's Run...
or C 3-PO hiding in disguise (from a wrathful jedi luke) in a parallel yet oddly more interesting universe - no...
it's Vincent and Bob in a man suit -
or Huey, Dueyy and Luey! etc etc.
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You are better at dying
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Originally posted by wytchcroft:Quote:
Originally posted by Pegleg:
How about Book is really a robot?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
no thats GENIUS?
a slow zoom as Book opens his chest to reveal whirring tape reels and half an old amstrad pc...
or is he a particular robot?
Jem from Logan's Run...
or C 3-PO hiding in disguise (from a wrathful jedi luke) in a parallel yet oddly more interesting universe - no...
it's Vincent and Bob in a man suit -
or Huey, Dueyy and Luey! etc etc.
Seems more like wacky fun to me
Aren't we aiming to make this one as lame as it can be?
"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my penis all over their faces." ----John Frusciante ...Lol
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true - i got distracted. robots are shiny!
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You are better at dying
That they are!
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Gorramit... I was gunna use the "Wash and Book both mysteriously, and yet utterly cheeseily brought back to life" card... *shakes fist*
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