Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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Yes, but your Mary Sues read better than some people's stringent efforts at chanelling Joss without introducing any outside influence or characters and having nothing but serious peril.
Give me well written and engaging whacked stuff any day!
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Mary-Sue? Where? What? *guilty look* I wrote that? 
I do try and stringently channel Joss. It's just...the other voices come and want to play, too.
Guess what? I've been reading Lovecraft...
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uh oh.
(all apparently guilty of commiting mary sue by definition?)
(raises hand 
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You should name Zoe and Wash's baby Hoban. He will be a talking baby with mommy issues and a dinosaur fetish that gets shot 30 years into the past and grows up to be... WASH!!! Wash is his own father!!!
"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!
Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"
- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth
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Originally posted by jetflair:
Eeew.....not sure I can figure out how to have him survive being drawn and quartered. :shudder:
:Holds Mal protectively:
You could have Simon/River/Kaylee/Zoe/Whoever stitch him up. With a bit of fringe from his "buddha" outfit maybe
.Please please please put either the spaggetti worms in or give one of the crew Tom Smith disease. That's all I ask.
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River
"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River
Bwaa!
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Originally posted by jetflair:
Eeew.....not sure I can figure out how to have him survive being drawn and quartered. :shudder:
plant his remains in the desert - he comes back as a giant sand worm god emperor of firefly!
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of course - while in the transmutational state he meets multiple saintly types and passes on great wisdom from john lennon, ghandi, sarek, THE AUTHOR, and shirley maclaine...
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Originally posted by wytchcroft:
of course - while in the transmutational state he meets multiple saintly types and passes on great wisdom from john lennon, ghandi, sarek, THE AUTHOR, and shirley maclaine...
Include Sonny in on that too, please (the smart robot in iRobot, that has Alan's voice)
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River
"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River
Bwaa!
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Hey, what about accents?
"Cap'n what'r ya doin'? We jus' cain't leave'em stran'd!
"Hush, lil Kaylee. We jus' gotta git a bit'a distance 'tween us'n'em fer now"
Kaylee sounding like an extra from Hee-Haw.
Mal sounding like an extra from Bonanza.
Jayne either just grunting, or sounding like some weird mix of Texas and Brooklyn.
Simon using British figures of speech.
Gotta be in there somewhere, y'know 
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damn straight l'il schooner...
and i was finkin' also along the linesa cute cockerney potenshal slayeahs like molly, innit.
also: riverflan can sonny count twice if he comes with cher?
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