Ten things I learned from watching Firefly

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MISSOURIFIREFLY

Tuesday, March 9, 2004 4:49 AM

Sorry if I repeat any...OK, here are some things I learned:
1. Jayne is a girl's name.
2. You can't open the book of someone's life and jump in the middle.
3. When your medic promises never to hurt you, remember that he reserves the right to drug you if he's not comfortable with you in command.
4. Sometimes we all get a little tired of the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots.
5. There is kissing.
6. Don't make faces when a psychic says we're all dreaming.
7. Plans can work even when you smell a lot of "if" on them.
8. Black market beagles are in demand.
9. You just have to have faith in people.
10. No one can take the sky from me!

DTT

Tuesday, March 9, 2004 3:57 PM

1. Don't let ignorant villagers know that you can read minds.
2. If you see guys in nitrile gloves, run!!!
3. No matter how much "progress" we make as a race, us men will still always be clueless about womenfolk.
4. When you can't walk, you crawl. And when you can't do that, you find somebody to carry you.
5. The Millennium Falcon has lousy hiding places.
6. Never wear the logo of a conglomerate that has tortured one of your shipmates.
7. In the future, religious orders will be sponsored by hair care product manufacturers.
8. You'd be amazed what three little switches can make a ship do.
9. Don't tell a mechanic that her ship is Luh-suh.
10. Having your guts scooped out is not a great way to make money.

"You didn't have to wound that man."
"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

HILDY

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 2:27 AM

The small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

Killing may be bad, but God is a might fuzzier on the subject of kneecapping.

TEELABROWN

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 2:34 AM

That...people...can't...sentance...proper...

Well, we never learned if that geisha in the window was for sale...

Well, from experience, I learned I can't get to do the same look Kaylee has when eating strawberries. Darn.

That "gorram" is not Madarin.

And many others, I assume.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

TEELABROWN

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 2:35 AM

Thought of another!

Niska is the senior citizen from Hell. (Sorry Channain...)

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SERENA

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 3:46 AM

Jayne's got man parts.

"Every well bred, petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting."

KALIMEERI

Monday, March 15, 2004 1:07 PM

1-110

If you talk in the theatre during the "Serenity" movie, 110 Browncoats WILL send you to a special Hell.

Jen dao mei.

ECGORDON

Tuesday, March 16, 2004 2:12 AM

I can't add much to what has already been said on this thread, except for this:

No matter how many times you watch your Firefly DVDs, you can always find a compelling reason to watch them again.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

TEELABROWN

Sunday, March 21, 2004 3:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I can't add much to what has already been said on this thread, except for this:

No matter how many times you watch your Firefly DVDs, you can always find a compelling reason to watch them again.

Yeah, cause no power in the 'verse can stop us from our DVDs...and soon our movie...

Not even Death. Or Reavers. Or Fox execs. Or Blue Han- well, maybe Blue Hands...but we'll find them somewhere else...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

JEBBYPAL

Sunday, March 21, 2004 4:36 AM

Someone should print out flyers to be handed out at the movie about what whill happen when you talk during Serenity. That was the funniest one yet! here goes my try:

1.) When you find out that your character has to do a lot of running, ducking, lifting and fighting, be sure to ask the costume department to hold a pair of pants in a larger size so you don't end up with an embarrassing nickname.

2.) When your sister knows a mute person's entire life story, tell others she is lying. They'll never believe she's just intuitive.

3.) If you are rich and your favorite show is canceled, buy a shitload of DVDs and maybe you'll get a movie.

4.) If you are really pretty, you can't die during a gunbattle.

5.) People juggle geese in some places for sports.

6.) If held at gunpoint, try to hire a thug to your side.

7.) Big white boxes sometimes contain people.

8.) Don't say the first name of your old husband in front of your new husband if new hubby hasn't introduced you yet.

9.) The war buddy bond is tough to crack.

10.) Crazy people don't like can labels, big hair, people who look better in red, and bounty hunters.

11.) If you wake up under your bunk ladder and are locked inside, don't make faces at the crazy girl. She really can devise better plans than you.

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