Browncoat Bar & Grill - 42 Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters and 1 Cheap Towel

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NICODEMUS

Friday, May 25, 2007 8:48 AM

Since today is Towel Day (see earlier discussion at http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=28875 ), it's a good excuse for a new thread.

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 8:57 AM

Does this mean I get firsties?

NICODEMUS

Friday, May 25, 2007 8:59 AM

Yep, you got firsties. Congratulations!

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 9:16 AM

Huzzah for me, my first firsties, and try saying that after a couple of pan galactic gargle blasters! I know where my towel is although shall have to research there being a significant day of hitch hikerness that I was unaware of.

*promptly removes film from big screen and sticks on the Hitch hiker's radio series*

I have all five for us to get through

So how are you Nic?

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:17 AM

mornin Nico, Gee, drinkers.

I'll have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, please. I want to feel like my brain has been smashed in by a gold brick wrapped around a lemon.

Gee, it's Douglas Adams' birthday, hence the mourning.

Heh, Firefly shirt and big fluffy red towel, my outfit just screams fanboy today.

EDIT:
Rose, I want that towel too.

HK - here in the South we take green peanuts and boil them in water with salt. It is a wonderfully tasty snack that is around predominantly in the summertime.

Oh, and I took a "Lure the ninja kitty out of the shadows" picture last night, I'll get it posted at lunchtime maybe.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:40 AM

Hey RIMG,

how could I not know his birthday? *hangs head in shame*

to make up for it am listening to the cricket in the office, which always reminds me of the third series and the Kricket robots, will probably be singing under an ink black sky later as well!

Just for the record, I want that towel too but then who wouldn't?

NICODEMUS

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:50 AM

I don't have that towel, but I do have one of the promotional ones they made for the movie. Sadly I think it's buried away on top of a wardrobe somewhere, possibly in a vacuum-sealed spacebag.

*Goes hunting down his official HGTG towel whilst clutching his backup towel.*

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:54 AM

*wets one corner of his towel in ice water and swings it wildly over his head, warding off any possible attackers while Nico searches for the towel*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:56 AM

*gee suddenly evolves into a ravenous bug blatter beast from Traal*

NICODEMUS

Friday, May 25, 2007 10:58 AM

*Shoves a Vogon's mother out in front of Gee as a distraction.*

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:01 AM

*wraps his towel around his eyes, so he can't see the Bugblatter Beast (therefore it can't see him)*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:03 AM

*munches reluctantly on the Vogon whilst wondering where RIMG went*

EDIT:

*gee then evolves into a bar stool*

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:21 AM

LA wanders in with her towel & pushes the improbability drive button..

We all turn into penguins ,whales ,petunias ( oh no ,not again !) and then back to ourselves....

LA leaves 'es and ((((hugs))) for all her friends before flying away...

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

PENGUIN

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:44 AM

What do I turn into???

Do they make virgin Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters??

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, a major character in the series. Its original, fictional recipe, is as follows:

* Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

* Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

* Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

* Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

* Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, and mystic.

* Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.

* Sprinkle Zamphour.

* Add an olive.

* Drink... but... very carefully...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:47 AM

mornin LA *hugs*, Penguin

I think they do Penguin, the result feels like your brain is being tapped by a gold flake with a drop of lemon juice on it.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:55 AM

Morning all!

HI LA29! Long time no see! :glomp:

*pours himself a mug of the Good Stuff*

How is everybody this fine Towel Day?

*leaves a Dew (at the proper temp) in the shadows for the Sneaky One*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:04 PM

*gee evolves back into a penguin*

Cook just got out having scored 42 runs in the test match!

*gee evolves into a large arm chair*

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:21 PM

* has a seat in the arm chair *

Gee, you make a comfy seat, ya zarkin' frood,

* soaks a corner of his towel in a molten chocolate bath, in case his sweet tooth is acting up later on today *

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:22 PM

*wanders in wearing a dressing gown and carrying her favorite blue-and-white flower patterned towel*

Is there any tea?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:27 PM

*gee evolves into a teasmade depositing RIMG on the floor*

sorry,

I'll have your tea ready in a minute PR

*gee steams gently*

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:28 PM

Morning, everyone.

In honor of today, I've decided to change my name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits." But just for today.

Gods, I love those books.

Got my towel. Just need The Good Stuff and I'm set.

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FILLYGIRL

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:32 PM

Hi all!...and a Happy Towel Day to everybody!! I"M taking my towel to see Capt. Jack....going at 10:30 am Denver time.....can't wait!!!

Private in the 76th

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:41 PM

Thanks, gee.
*sips her tea and tries to wake up*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:52 PM

*gee evolves into a pole should any ot the newly renamed patrons requires props to go with their new virtual identity*

PENGUIN

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Morning, everyone.

In honor of today, I've decided to change my name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits." But just for today.

I can't wait for you to post THAT picture!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:07 PM

I think you're mis-remembering Eccentrica's profession, Gee

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

FLYVOTE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Morning, everyone.

In honor of today, I've decided to change my name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits." But just for today.

Where do you buy your bras?

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MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:14 PM

That's why the name change will *only* be for today.

Besides, I have trouble enough with the chest I have now. I can't imagine lugging around another...

edit: Fly, there are Victoria's Secret stores all over the Universe.

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FLYVOTE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
That's why the name change will *only* be for today.

Besides, I have trouble enough with the chest I have now. I can't imagine lugging around another...

edit: Fly, there are Victoria's Secret stores all over the Universe.

Your cups runneth over.

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STINKINGROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:23 PM

But what if it's the ballast you've been looking for all your life?

Probably not, nevermind.

I completely missed the last thread, as I was driving grade schoolers to a forest campground and then hiking around with them until well after 2pm.
I don't know if they slept well last night, but I certainly did.

Son's first overnight sans parents!

*goes to rummage throught towels to find the one that looks like it would hold up the best to intergalactic travel.. just in case.. and tries to remember where she saw those babelfish on sale*

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:31 PM

*gee evolves into a matress*

flollop

better?

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:41 PM

Floopy!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:44 PM

*runs in and jumps on the mattress*

*flees*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:51 PM

*gee evolves into a Krikkit robot*

right lets see if Kel can play

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 1:53 PM

Eccentrica, how lovely to see you this morning. *hugs*

Tea ready yet? I could go for one. I think it's today's version of The Good Stuff.

~~Look! A flolloping mattress! Get him!~~

Aahhhh, a Krikkit robot!
*ducks into a SEP field near 3rd base*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:04 PM

Tea iz ready, yes. I have black tea, white tea, and green tea. Highest caffeine content in black tea. There's chai, Earl grey, darjiling.... Also various fruit flavors of the white and green teas... and flavored honey...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Eccentrica, how lovely to see you this morning. *hugs*

Tea ready yet? I could go for one. I think it's today's version of The Good Stuff.

~~Look! A flolloping mattress! Get him!~~

Aahhhh, a Krikkit robot!
*ducks into a SEP field near 3rd base*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

Gorram yanks playing the wrong game!

Try the SEPs by third man or silly mid on if you want to hide from me!

*play a perfect cut shot and sends an explosive cricket ball towards RIMG hiding in plain view*

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:10 PM

Gorram quantum posts, I'll smite thee as well board!

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:14 PM

Black tea with a touch of cream and honey would be shiny.

*hugs* mornin' Rose.

*gets out his carving knives, a loaf of fresh bread, and a huge haunch of Perfectly Normal Beast*

Sandwiches anyone?

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:16 PM

Not the wrong game, I am hiding on the baseball field next door, where I've just started arming a small nuclear device.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:17 PM

*gee evolves back into a human*

I'll have a sandwhich RIMG, and a cup of green tea if PR is still offering, then I might have to track down Kel as I owe a damn good thrashing

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:19 PM

Mmmmmmm, sammiches sound wonderful! Tomatoes, Beast, touch of horseraddish...

What kind of green tea, Gee? I have jasmine green, peach ginger green, raspberry green, lemon ginseng green...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
*gets out his carving knives, a loaf of fresh bread,

Speaking of fresh bread. I got home from work last night and Laurelin had made bread! Mmm nothing is better than hand made bread!

NO BLOWING UP STUFF IN ME PUB! If'n anyone is gonna blow up stuff in me Pub it will be me!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:22 PM

*gee pauses mid evolve from human to Krikket robot*

err, sorry Kel

*gee reverts to human but sporting an extra arm*

I grew this one all for you baby!

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:25 PM

*slices off two pieces of bread, then piles one high with thinly carved Perfectly Normal Beast meat and closes the sandwich*

Enjoy!

*kicks back and consults his Guide on matters of alcohol concentration and liver health*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Mmmmmmm, sammiches sound wonderful! Tomatoes, Beast, touch of horseraddish...

Ah, a woman after my own stomach.

*makes two identical sandwiches to the first, adding tomato and a little horseraddish to them both, then hands one to Rose*

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:32 PM

If I promise to behave can I have sandwhich too RIMG?

And I like a Jasmine green tea as it's my fave PR and can I commend you on your excellent range of teas!

ZEROKIRYU

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:33 PM

*Walkls into the bar sporting a shiny blue towel over his shoulder, sees the chaos about*

Cool!!

*Helps himself to a mug o' the good stuff*

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
If I promise to behave can I have sandwhich too RIMG?

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
*slices off two pieces of bread, then piles one high with thinly carved Perfectly Normal Beast meat and closes the sandwich*

Enjoy!

I apologize, I didn't make it clear. That one was for you. :) Enjoy.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:43 PM

Nummy sammich! Thanks, Sandwich Master Jimi!

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
And I like a Jasmine green tea as it's my fave PR and can I commend you on your excellent range of teas!

Jasmine green is my bestest friend's fave, too

Thanks, too, for the commending. I love tea.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Eccentrica, how lovely to see you this morning. *hugs*

Morning, sweetie.

Sorry I didn't answer right away. I had to make an early morning appearance elsewheres in the Verse.

Tea and Beastie sammiches? Lovely!

*forgot to pack her cruddy Lean Cuisine today!*

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MAGDALENA

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:47 PM

Hello - I am here for one millisecond and wondered... is it possible to get vodka through an IV? I am in serious need of massive ammounts of pain-killing, mind-numbing, emotion-denying vodka!

Meh... I should just go to bed with my precious bottle of Baileys...

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Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

MSG

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:49 PM

Is it wrong that I made myself a cheeseburger for breakfast?? I just really wanted one.

Ok I need a nice big whiskey in stasis until 12:41pm

Magda ( when you come in) look what I found!!A restaurant in my neck of the woods offers a Bailey's milkshake the description is Bailey's Irish Cream blended with milk chocolate ice cream, malted milk, and a touch of sweet chocolate cream....

Mav- speaking of bras and our frustration about Marks and Spencer
http://www.boden.co.uk/c.asp?segid=6&segname=Women&cm_re=abtesting_hom
e1-_-main-_-womens

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:50 PM

LA runs in for a minute to say hello

I'm leaving for upstate in a few minutes ..can I get a beastie sandwich to go , Yeti ?

Hugs and es to all & have a very shiny weekend..

Magda !!! ((((HUGS))))

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

GEE

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:50 PM

*gee pauses in eating his sandwhich, takes a sip of jasmine green tea*

hey Eccentrica,

welcome back,

*evolves into a matress but then remembers other half of snadwhich and tea and returns to human form*

flollop.

I'm not sure the last change worked fully

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:55 PM

glad you like them, Rose and Gee

*glomps Magda, then inserts a needleless IV in her arm and attaches a bottle of Stoli to the end of it*

*glomps LA* Missed you, woman. Have a safe trip. *makes her a quick sandwich for the road*

MsG, a cheeseburger for breakfast sounds wonderful.

*pours a double whiskey and drinks it*

*pours another double whiskey, and drinks it*

Oh, you said stasis. It sounded like stomach.

*pours a double whiskey and puts it in stasis until 12:41 MST, then pours another for himself and downs it*

I am off to lunch, back in a bit.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 2:58 PM

Morning, Mags! (HUG) and LA! Have a great time! (HUG)

MsG, I am drooling over this:
http://www.boden.co.uk/col.asp?styid=WK368&segname=Women&segid=6&gpnam
e=Knitwear&desname=Fine+Linen+Wrap&gpid=12&gen=&col=IVY

and this:
http://www.boden.co.uk/col.asp?styid=WH080&segname=Women&segid=6&gpnam
e=Dresses&desname=Hotchpotch+Tea+Dress&gpid=6&gen=&col=PET

*sigh*

EDIT: Hey Gee! Have a good lunch, Jimi!

Lack of fundage, at the moment. Website bookmarked for future shopping therapy. (HUG)

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MSG

Friday, May 25, 2007 3:06 PM

They have great stuff...those are both fantastic:) Ok and I put up the NCIS summary for you in the water cooler.

Jimi thanks:) I will really need that

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 4:27 PM

*returns, after having his own Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich (read: cheeseburger) and a hot fudge Oreo shake (yay Sonic!)*

A little over 2 hours and my shindig weekend starts. :)

Anyone want a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster? I feel like making one.

*takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit and pours in one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. then he allows three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture, so the benzene isn't lost. next, he bubbles four litres of Fallian marsh gas through it, and floats a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract into it over the back of a silver spoon. after that, he drops in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, watching it dissolve. finally, he sprinkle Zamphour and adds an olive, then begins drinking it very carefully*

Ow! Anyone get the number on that gold brick? I think it's armed with a lemon.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

MSG

Friday, May 25, 2007 4:35 PM

Speeding gold brick arrested...film at 11

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 4:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
A little over 2 hours and my shindig weekend starts. :)

*good wishes for a wonderful shindig weekend of jimibeer, new beginnings, and exciting adventures in ignoring them that needs ignoring*

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PENGUIN

Friday, May 25, 2007 4:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
*gee evolves back into a penguin*

It's good to see you evolved into a higher life form!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

EMMARIGBY

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:07 PM

Phew! What a week! Not a second to myself so I have been too busy to catch up with my favorite online family!

I'm going to go home now and when I get there I plan on spending a couple of hours catching up on everything that's been going on since last I posted.

Then I can spend all half-term replying to old posts!

Yes, that's right folks, I'M ON HOLIDAY!!!!!

Yipeeeeeeee! Time for chatting and partying and maybe finally finishing my fanfic stories that I've had hanging around for ages.

For those of you that won't be around over the weekend for me to catch up with, have a lovely time with whatever you have planned.

___________________
Hissssssssss!

HELL'S KITTEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:09 PM

*sneaks in...*

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*leaves a Dew (at the proper temp) in the shadows for the Sneaky One*

*studies it a bit to ensure it won't evolve into something bad*

I just realized: I am towelless.
Really. I don't think I actually own a towel anymore. Or, if I do, I have no idea which box it may be packed in or the location of said maybe box.

*pouts*

*begins to cry........*

*hides!*

MSG

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:11 PM

Em- oh that's lovely sweety. Don't you just feel liberated?? HUGS

Ok I'm buying Em whatever drink she'd like and getting out the 2 dozen long stemmed roses I had saved for her.

HK- towels come from housekeeping...call them and they will bring you some:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

HELL'S KITTEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
HK- towels come from housekeeping...call them and they will bring you some:)

Meh. Those aren't real towels....

Did I mention that housekeeping WASHED my DISHES??

*insane dish-washing-not-have-to-doing glee*

EMMARIGBY

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:18 PM

Oooooh! Flowers, for me! You shouldn't have! (Actually you really should because I've never been given flowers before and I LOVES it! Thanks!)

Can you hold that drink for me? I'm about to drive home so I'd better hold off on the Yard 'o Baileys that I would like to consume till I'm done with the car.

Thanks so much for the welcome back! Will chat more in a bit.

___________________
Hissssssssss!

KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

Did I mention that housekeeping WASHED my DISHES??

*insane dish-washing-not-have-to-doing glee*

Yeah we don't really do dishes anymore at my house. I bought Laurelin a dishwasher when I remodeled the kitchen.

(bigtime suck-up points there)

Oh and HK I would never sabotage your beverage of choice, nor let it become a not-Dew. Without the Offerings you would, I'm sure seldom grace us with your presence in me Pub!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Friday, May 25, 2007 5:59 PM

IN honor of Towel Day, I'd change my name to Zarniwoop, and go hide in my office, but there's a Frogstar Scout following me, " looking for you, Beeblebrox..."

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 6:32 PM

Mavs, thanks. I have a shot of the ignoree from when she arrived Wednesday if you care to see it and snikker.

The jimibeer will definitely be enjoyed by all (Kel, yours will be in the mail Tuesday, I just ran out of time).

I am out for the weekend, y'all have a good one, and be safe. Don't do anything the Laurens County Sheriffs would arrest me for.

*gets a huge Mountain Dew beach towel and lays it out for HK with a fresh 30F (because any other temperature scale makes no sense) can of Dew* Happy Towel Day, ninja kitty. *hugs*

Happy Towel Day to all. *hugs* and es and chocolate frogs to them that wants 'em.

~
any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 6:34 PM

Jimi,

*hugs* have a great weekend. see you Tuesday.
I expect said pic in my inbox, por favor!

I like you, You're evil!

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RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 25, 2007 6:36 PM

*hugs* and a for Mavs.

I was gonna post it here.

Link inbound...share as you feel necessary.

~
any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 6:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:

The jimibeer will definitely be enjoyed by all (Kel, yours will be in the mail Tuesday, I just ran out of time).

NP RIMG I am a patient man (ok well sometimes I am

)

Have a good weekend and enjoy the shindig!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

MSG

Friday, May 25, 2007 6:56 PM

Grabs her whiskey and heads for the door...to the gym with me and then home to get ready to go see Pirates 3 ( praying all reviewers either saw a different movie or have substantial different taste to me)
HUGS to all

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

MAVOURNEEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 7:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Link inbound...share as you feel necessary.

The Brain Bleach tally now includes:

1. JQ in River's dress
2. RIMG marching down Peachtree in a painted on 76th uniform ( no offense, sweetie! )
3. Tina copping a squat on her boss's desk
4. The pictures in my inbox.

Gah!

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KELKHIL

Friday, May 25, 2007 7:20 PM

You can't just say stuff like that! We wanna see too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

PHOENIXROSE

Friday, May 25, 2007 8:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
You can't just say stuff like that! We wanna see too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

DEEPGIRL187

Friday, May 25, 2007 8:20 PM

See, this is what happens when I don't pay attention to all of the threads. I didn't know it was towel day!

*places her towel firmly around her shoulders*

Three Pan-Galatic Gargle-Blasters, barkeep. And if you would be so kind as to drag me out to the curb once I've imbibed them.

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"If you want to win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition."

HELL'S KITTEN

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
*gets a huge Mountain Dew beach towel and lays it out for HK with a fresh 30F (because any other temperature scale makes no sense) can of Dew* Happy Towel Day, ninja kitty. *hugs*

*sprawls out on the beach towel and sips her Dew*
Yes, 30degF. It's the only scale I really understand. ^^

Ah. Now for the long weekend...!

*immediately gets bored...*

MRSHINYVERSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:10 AM

Quick stop off before I get thrown into TC & or rehab (which is for quiters by the way),

Have a great morning, afternoon, evening or night and..............

"Always look on the bright side of life.............whhhhahhhhwoo, whhahoo, whao, wahooooooo (U try to spell the sound of whistling)"

MrSV

P.S.You have no idea how sorry I am about me pissed up - wind me up the mora when I lerk off me phone sober (fucking dredding it)

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 12:34 PM

Morning all.

I got up at what is now my 'usual' time in the hopes of catching a few people before they went to bed/as they got up, but I'm all alone in chatzy

Is it bad to want chocolate covered strawberries for breakfast?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

MAVOURNEEN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:48 PM

Good Morning, Rose. (HUG)

I have a few minutes online, so I thought I'd pop in and see who is about. I'm so rarely online during the weekends.

Hope all is well with you. Did you secure another job yet?

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PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:54 PM

No job yet. Think I'll get a fresh haircut this weekend and start again Monday morning

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

PENGUIN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:57 PM

Good morning ladies!

Can I get your something from the bar while you're here??

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

MAVOURNEEN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:59 PM

That's a good idea. I always feel pretty sparkly when my hair is doing good things.
I just found out the humungous thrift store a few miles away from me is having a 1/2 off sale on Monday. Everything will be half off one day only.
I just love that thrift store!
I got a nice postcard in the mail from Magda. She sounds well. Is the France thing a done deal or is it just a possibility?

EDIT: Morning, Penguin! (HUG) No, nothing for me, thanks, I'm just passing through. I've got laundry to do and have to hit the grocery store at some point. If I laze around the the Bar today, I'll get nothing done.

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PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:10 PM

Heehee, I'll have a cup of tea please dear Penguin
Yeah, my hair needs it pretty bad. Starting to go flat on top again.
I got a postcard from Magda, too! She's so thoughtful, and I know she's been going mad being out of touch this month :(
It's seeming like France is a done deal. She's working with the agency to get it sorted, taking pictures for a resume, brushing up on her French, that kind of thing

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

PENGUIN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:19 PM

*fetches a fresh cup o'tea for PR*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

MAVOURNEEN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:39 PM

Well, good for her. I'm happy that's she's doing something so different. What a great experience it should be.

I've got to fly. It's time to get some stuff done today.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

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HELL'S KITTEN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:30 PM

*wakes up*

*yawns*

*waves 'hullo' *

FLYVOTE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 6:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
*wakes up*

*yawns*

*waves 'hullo' *

*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*

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HELL'S KITTEN

Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*

*giggles*
As Enginerd, I generally speak in terms of nominal, with the notion that associated tolerances are just understood, if not expressly implied.

As such, 28°F would have been just fine. ^^

It just cannot start to freeze. Once it does, there's no hope for it. Poor Dew

Nonetheless, I thank you and your attention to detail. ^__^

For Mavourneen (why do i always spell your name "mavourneeD"? is it a subliminal thing? hmmm...) - I have my rockstar windows open now. Does that count as "being outside in the sun"? *snerk*

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:33 PM

I made cat macros and played Super Smash Brothers today. I feel so productive.
Sure, day's not done yet. We'll see if anything exciting happens.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

STINKINGROSE

Saturday, May 26, 2007 10:43 PM

Pshaw!
No real rock star would open their windows, unless they were writing a song about opening the windows and needed to experience it so they could "get it right". Fraudulent feline, fie!

(you know I'm joking, right?)

We've been doing yard stuff, and since it's traditional we put in a few plants to be our "garden". I'm basically taking the year off from the commitment of time, money, energy, and emotion that gardens require.
Besides, I need to plot for next year! (oooo... sorry about the pun. They slip out of my hands before I can stop them.)

FLYVOTE

Sunday, May 27, 2007 1:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*
*giggles*
As Enginerd, I generally speak in terms of nominal, with the notion that associated tolerances are just understood, if not expressly implied.

As such, 28°F would have been just fine. ^^

It just cannot start to freeze. Once it does, there's no hope for it. Poor Dew

Nonetheless, I thank you and your attention to detail. ^__^

For your Dew, I'd bend over backward. Only figuratively, however, as literally bending over backward would make unnerving cracking sounds. And screaming.

Lots of screaming.

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FLYVOTE

Sunday, May 27, 2007 1:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*
*giggles*
As Enginerd, I generally speak in terms of nominal, with the notion that associated tolerances are just understood, if not expressly implied.

As such, 28°F would have been just fine. ^^

Oh, so 30°F ±2°F, then? I'll still hug your Dew if need be.

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NICODEMUS

Sunday, May 27, 2007 12:34 PM

Hey folks, almost time for a new thread, so if people will be nice enough to post, we can move onwards to new digs.

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

PHOENIXROSE

Sunday, May 27, 2007 12:58 PM

Well I can hardly deny a reasonable request like that!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

PENGUIN

Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:12 PM

post

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:14 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

PENGUIN

Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:14 PM

Mandate!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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