Browncoat Bar & Grill - 42 Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters and 1 Cheap Towel
POSTED BY: Nicodemus
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 12:00
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*wraps his towel around his eyes, so he can't see the Bugblatter Beast (therefore it can't see him)*
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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.
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*munches reluctantly on the Vogon whilst wondering where RIMG went*
EDIT:
*gee then evolves into a bar stool*
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LA wanders in with her towel & pushes the improbability drive button..
We all turn into penguins ,whales ,petunias ( oh no ,not again !) and then back to ourselves.... 
LA leaves 
'es and ((((hugs))) for all her friends before flying away...
Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?
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What do I turn into???
Do they make virgin Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters??
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, a major character in the series. Its original, fictional recipe, is as follows:
* Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
* Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
* Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
* Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
* Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, and mystic.
* Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
* Sprinkle Zamphour.
* Add an olive.
* Drink... but... very carefully...
King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa
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mornin LA *hugs*, Penguin
I think they do Penguin, the result feels like your brain is being tapped by a gold flake with a drop of lemon juice on it. 
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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.
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Morning all!
HI LA29! Long time no see! :glomp:
*pours himself a mug of the Good Stuff*
How is everybody this fine Towel Day?
*leaves a Dew (at the proper temp) in the shadows for the Sneaky One*
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Paladin
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*gee evolves back into a penguin*
Cook just got out having scored 42 runs in the test match!
*gee evolves into a large arm chair*
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* has a seat in the arm chair *
Gee, you make a comfy seat, ya zarkin' frood,
* soaks a corner of his towel in a molten chocolate bath, in case his sweet tooth is acting up later on today *
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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.
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*wanders in wearing a dressing gown and carrying her favorite blue-and-white flower patterned towel*
Is there any tea?
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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