Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Okay, I'm channelling all my glee at the movie news into silliness, cause that's what I do.
This one's for Mal -- go ahead n add to his, or make lists for someone else.
Things You'll Likely Never Hear Malcolm Reynolds Say:
"These pants just aren't tight enough."
"Reavers! Sweet!"
"Great news! I just got a job as an accountant in Alliance HQ!"
"Check out the rack on River."
"Simon, the bridge is yours"
"Jayne, stop hoggin' the covers."
"We'll be having prayer meetings every Wednesday."
"Shoot, it ain't my boat. Y'all do whatever you want."
"Kaylee sucks."
"And it is, it is a glorious thing, to be the pirate king!"
"Zoe, you ignorant slut."
"You are such a boob."
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Sorry---I just realized I put this in the totally wrong discussion area. It's been a long week.
Can it be moved?
"You are such a boob."
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Originally posted by Ankhagogo:
Things You'll Likely Never Hear Malcolm Reynolds Say:
"And it is, it is a glorious thing, to be the pirate king!"
ROFLMAO!!! I can just see him doing the full Kevin Kline for this number.
"Wash, where is my damn spaceship?"
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No promises of humor, just my take:
Mal: You know, I reckon stayin' in one place a spell may be the thing to do.
Zoe: No, sir.
Wash: I'm sorry, cap'n, but I'm afraid that's beyond my ability as a pilot.
Jayne [thought to self]: Perhaps I oughtn't say this; it is rather inappropriate.
Kaylee: Nah...I'd really rather stay and work on the engine; a dress-up fancy occassion just doesn't appeal at the moment.
Simon: Dude!
River: [Anything at all coherent]
Book: I say we kill 'em all and take the loot!
Inara: I love you, Mal.
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
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Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
No promises of humor, just my take:
Zoe: No, sir.
Jayne [thought to self]: Perhaps I oughtn't say this; it is rather inappropriate.
Simon: Dude!
I don't know if it's the actual idea of Jayne thinking that or the idea that he would say the word "oughtn't" that's funnier.
But now I'm picturing Simon saying "Dude!"
hee heeeee
"Jayne is a girl's name."
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" Things You'll Likely Never Hear Malcolm Reynolds Say:
I like this thread, funny.
But here is a challenge to you...
Write a short Fan-Fic with the characters using each of your funny sugestions. It would be hillarious.
" Thats not fair !!!!
I didn't even have a soul when I did that!"
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A two-person...
Zoe: Honey, where are your dinosaurs?
Wash: Oh, I outgrew them.
These are all very, very funny!
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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Book: "You want to know about my past? Sure thing. Well, it all started when....."
Someone out there was going to find out that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian.
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Fox execs: "We were utter fools."
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Mal to Alliance recruiter: "So, where do I sign up?"
Zoe to Alliance recruiter: "Yes, sir."
Jayne: "Huh? I don't get it. I like kissin menfolk on the mouth...specially if they ain't shaved lately."
Burn the land, boil the sea...
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