Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes
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A few quotes I use in my everyday speech (believe it or not)
“Release the Kracken!!”
Calibos - Clash of the Titans
“Either get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.”
Red – Shawshank Redemption
“Their lethal at nine months, and do mean lethal.”
Australian dude – Jurassic Park
“I like talking to people.”
Jim Dodge – Career Opportunities or sometimes referred to as the “Jimget movie” as I can rarely remember actual title.
“Nugent. Ted Nugent.”
“Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law. “
Fletch – Fletch
“It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.”
“Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.”
Fletch – Fletch 2
“You can keep the stool sample.”
Emmett Fitzhume – Spies Like Us
“O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.”
Clark Grizwald – Vacation
...there are probably lots of others if I sat and thought about it.
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.
Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.
-- Cicero
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one line I have always liked (not sure why TBH but makes me laugh) in 5th Element
"Chicken, Chicken Good!"
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Together we will triumph.
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"Fastest knobs in the west."
Woody in Toy Story
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"Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? I simply noticed you were improperly packaged."
"Kids these days. So desensitized by movies and television."
Jim Carry - How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rob O.
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My favorite from Bull Durham is...
Nuke: "He hit that like he knew it was coming."
Crash: "He did."
Nuke: "How?"
Crash: "I told him."
Sticking with the baseball theme there are several from Bob Uecker in Major League.
"Just a bit outside."
"He hits that one towards South America."
And finally from Major League II when the manager finally flips out on his team.
"That's all I here from you guys is excuses. It's either a medical thing, or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing, or a heart attack!"
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Oooh, I got so many. I think I'll have to start with a good ole one from Army of Darkness...
Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
And of course my very fav scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
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Here's one from Aliens.
Hudson: Im ready man, check it out. I am the ultimate bad ass, in the state of the bad ass art. You do not want to #@#%$ with me. Check it out ... Hey ripley, dont worry! Me and my squad of ultimate bad asses will protect you. Check it out: Independantly targeting particle beam phalynx vvvwhap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, rpg's, we got sonic-electronic ball breakers. We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks ...
One from Dodgeball
Where's steve the pirate?
who's steve the pirate?
you know, the guy who is always dressed as a pirate?
I don't know what you're talking about.
*steve comes in dressed completely normal*
OH! steve the pirate!!
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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...
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Fight Club: "Martha Stewart is polishing the brass on the Titanic!"
And one I use almost daily when things go downhill,Is from Jaws... "Were gonna need a bigger boat!"
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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AOD
King: Are all men from the future such braggarts?
Ash: Nope, just me baby, just me.
Bad Sheila: You found me baeautiful once.
Ash: Lady, you got real ugly.
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That's just what we call pillow talk baby!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Teachdaire:
One from Dodgeball
Where's steve the pirate?
who's steve the pirate?
you know, the guy who is always dressed as a pirate?
I don't know what you're talking about.
*steve comes in dressed completely normal*
OH! steve the pirate!!
I love that one too! Alan Tudyk is too funny in that movie!
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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.
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