Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, December 15, 2006 11:22
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I wouldn't call it a quote so much as a monologue. Bu ti's from BRUCE ALMIGHTY, when Bruce finally loses it and does an on air rant. I love this moment in the movie since it really shows how much a comic genius Jim Carrey is.
'Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off? Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal."
And of course, he tops it all with, "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!"
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"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four"
You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek. You are superior in only one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying."
Trash talk between a Cyberman and a Dalek. It doesn't get any better than that.
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"Mmm...salsa shark..."
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Grand High Poobah of the Mythical Land of Iowa, and Keeper of State Secrets
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Favorite movie quote hmmm... just about everything from Monty Python there is nothing about any of their movies that isn't funny. "Burn the witch!", "What's the air speed velocity of a swallow", "Come back here I'll bite your legs off", "It's a mister Death he's come about the reaping". Monty Python is the best.
Beware the Giant Sock-Eating Purple Llama!!!
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Monty Python, eh? How's about this (paraphrased): "Well, that's not terribly silly, now is it? Your left leg isn't silly at all--and your right is only silly on alternate steps, and then only with a half turn."
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Grand High Poobah of the Mythical Land of Iowa, and Keeper of State Secrets
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from the John Wayne movie McLintock!:
A farmer has just had a shotgun in Wayne's stomach.
"I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this mornng, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't... The hell I won't--"
and Wayne hits him with an uppercut theat knocks him 3 feet in the air and over a cliff.
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Shaun: They still out there?
[Ed checks, revealing two zombies scratching at the window]
Ed: Yeah. What you think we should do?
Shaun: Have a sit down?
(shaun of the dead)
and from monty python and the holy grail
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
"did the titanic bend? No!"
http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
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Police Dispatcher: "The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved."
Carl: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack
H.I.: "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Raising Arizona
Chris Knight: "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 'Dipshit Knight' has a nice ring to it."
Real Genius
Chris Knight: "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
Susan: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Chris Knight: "Not right now."
Susan: "A girl's gotta have her standards."
Real Genius
Chris Knight: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"
Real Genius
Chris Knight: "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well... That's where you're right.
But - and I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."
Real Genius
Nada: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
They Live
Harry Lime: "In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
The Third Man
Rita: "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
Cameraman: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"
Tootsie
Verbal: "Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station."
The Usual Suspects
Verbal: "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone."
The Usual Suspects
McManus: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag!"
The Usual Suspects
Groucho Marx: "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!"
RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx): "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
DUCK SOUP, Paramount, 1933
And, of course, who can forget Charlton Heston?
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
"Soylent Green is people!"
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Oh I almost forgot the "Milk" scene from Kingpin. I can't remember it word-for-word but this is how it goes:
The story is that the guy is pretending to be Amish and trying to fit in with the other Amish people (I'm not going to explain why).
So he walks in with a big bucket of milk and starts bragging to the other Amish people about how he milked the cow and stuff like that and then he takes a huge gulp from the bucket. Everyone stares at him somewhat horrified so he asks what's wrong, to which they reply: "Sir, we don't have a cow, we have a bull" Beware the Giant Sock-Eating Purple Llama!!!
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Quote:Anything Groucho ever said is awesome.
Originally posted by cljohnston108:
Groucho Marx:
"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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"Tell me of your homeworld, Usul."
From "Dune" (Lynch version)...
"They'll not get far on hot air and fantasy," (not totally sure that's verbatim)...
from "The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen"
And just about ANYTHING from "The Boondock Saints."
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