Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, December 15, 2006 11:22
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RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it. 
When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints. Il Duce
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I swear one of my favorite quotes from a movie is "oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die", but barring Serenity stuff,
Bart: [the townfolk aren't happy to find out that their new sheriff is black. They begin to load their guns and point them at him. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the townfolk drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]
Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Bart: Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Bart: Shut up!
[places his hand over his mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!
This movie is just hilarious!!!! And I mean, I could go on forever, this whole movie is quotable.
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Originally posted by Tristan:
RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.
Yeah I had to stop myself too.
Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?
Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia. - Waiting
I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never f*ck with people who handle your food. - Waiting
Man, it's the same bullsh*t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N. - Dazed and Confused
~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia
- Animation by DesktopHippie
"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks
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Quote:I'm pretty sure there is Melange involved...
Originally posted by Calhoun:
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
Paulisall
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Originally posted by Calhoun:Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe
It is "Inigo" and yes that is Mandy Patinkin. One of my favorite actors who also starred in the late,great "Dead Like Me."
"Yeah, that went well..."
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"They come to his home in the afternoon looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze.
He comes home to his wife raped and his children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough. Not to be trifled with.
So they let him know they meant business.
They tell Soze they want his territory
all his business. Soze looks over the
faces of his family... Then he showed
these men of will what will really was.
He tells him he would rather' see his family dead than live another day after this.
He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends.
He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone."
"Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE."
"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Holy poop guys, y'all took mine. Boondock, Way, Pulp, Magnificent, Leon, Blank, Platoon, Apocalypse, The BDM, etc., etc., etc.
Lets see:
"Are ya gonna bark all day little doggy, or are ya gonna bite?"
-Reservoir Dogs
"Yes, sir.
In my case, an accident of birth.
But you, sir,
you're a self-made man."
-The Professionals
"Honor is what no man can give... and what no man can take away"
-Rob Roy
"It looks like one of those new indoor shopping malls."
-Dawn Of The Dead
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"This may seem like a really stupid question."
"There are no stupid questions."
"You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow it up in two days. What do you do?"
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
"No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."
"I.. I don't really like your friends either."
"Mmm.. Thank you, that was my.. first game of strip croquet."
"Well, you're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on a neighbour's swing set."
"Mmm.. there's a lot to be said for throwing off your - oww!"
" If you're happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."
---Heathers
"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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I can't believe these haven't been mentioned yet!
"He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
"Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time..."
The Life of Brian
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"The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.” - Cyrano de Bergerac
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