Male and Female Imponderables--Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Monday, November 13, 2006 22:30
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Imponderable-ers! Ponder away!
Last thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=25132&m=408602#408602
Give me a minute to get our icon in here....
Here we go! We've been forgetting this!
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FIRSTS!!
Hi Tristan. Thanks for the new thread.
Anyway, I got to say goodnight. Gorrammit. Finally find someone else online and it's time to go.
Well, I'll move my last post on the old thread here and see if anyone wants to play.
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Originally posted by msg:
Ok how do we keep ending up on the topic of undergarments, and nudity??
*holds up mirror*
Do we really need to answer that one, MsG?
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I keep trying to change the topic so that CMH will come back, but to no avail:)
He'll be back. But if you knew when the Jack-in-the-Box pops up, it would take all the fun out of it.
(Nobody I know...Couldn't compete with the cute kids around here anyway.)
Okay, I love a thread whose main unstated purpose is to be hijacked. I have something that's been bugging me for days. I almost started a separate thread for it (still might; I dunno).
Let's call it: "I don't know how I should feel about this." I actually have two to start with.
First. It's the middle of the night and one of the five boys comes in to wake me up to go outside. It's usually Captain Jack so it was probably him this time. I let them all out and turn on the TV to see what mindless flickering might be on this time of night. Just like I always do until they are ready to come (don't want to nod off). Surf the soundless channels. Nothing is ever on but soft core porn or infomercials.
But wait! What's this? There's a scene in a movie taking place in a theatre. There may be 10 people in the audience. Someone in the back row is wearing a foam horse's head. But that's not what catches my eye. In the front row is a geek chick (pretty sure it was a chick but you geeks have gotten pretty androgynous these days) wearing: A KNITTED JAYNE CAP! STG!! I kid you not! This is great! We're in the recognized realm of pop culture now! We're on the cusp of greatness! We're poise to...huh?
The scene shifts to what on the stage is holding the audience's attention: a giant gorilla wearing chains, a diaper and an enormous but thankfully concealed erection. WTF?!? What is this? I press the button on the remote. "Kinky Kong". Oh. It's ghastly, soft porn satire. So, there's my dilemma. Am I happy that Browncoats have worked their way into the cultural sub-conscious? Or, am I dismayed that our first big screen break since the BDM is in the cheapest and sleeziest genre imaginable?
Oh, and then there's the thought that one of the writers either is a browncoat or knows one. I hope that maybe they just read about us...of course I had to watch quite a bit more of the movie to see if there were more references. There weren't any. I could be wrong, but I nodded off a couple of times. How good could the porn part be if it failed even to keep me awake? It was junk.
The second one doesn't need any explanation or setup. I don't know how I should feel about this: I actually enjoy visiting with you folks more than the BDS/BDM themselves. Does that make me a bad person?
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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Ah... right... I don't think we have discussed our cult status in referrence to *ahem* soft porn before JohnnyQ! I did have a porn channel once - and (thankfully in your case) the law stated that you couldn't show an errect penis unless it was concealed by clothing! ... and before any of you think I am sick for having it - I was working for a cable TV company and we were the test unit... I didn't even watch it after my first attempt... don't really know what you guys see in all that fake, noisy stuff to be honest! 
Now, if we were talking Nandi and Mal... 'I could stand to hear a bit more'...
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heya JQ!
psft! didn't we just get past the undergarment discussions!? way to raise the bar of uncomfortable discussion topics!
ummm...i don't know what to say about the first scenario...as for the second one, of course you should not feel bad!! we ROCK!!!
heya Magda! how are you?
i agree with you on the porn thing, not really a fan. i don't have any objections to it, just never really been able to get into it.
oh, yeah, i can see this imponderable thread gonna be interesting...
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I'm a Librarian...don't make me shush your ass!!
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Yeah there seems to be some really bad PUSF going on lately.
PUSF - Pent Up Sexual Frustration (SP)
What fun topics that makes!
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken
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I have never had a naked dream. I guess that's not my idea of a nightmare.
I have no idea what to think about a Jayne hat in a bad porn. As for porn itself, sometimes you can get some interesting ideas from it, but that's about it for me. Usually it's "Oh, that might be fun to do for real. Wonder what else is on?" This is, of course, when I had cable.
Why Kel, whatever are you talking about? *tries to hide her PUSF*
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*groans* - Oh Kelkhil ... thank you for bringing up that painful subject... and while you're at it you might like to give me a nice paper cut and maybe pour lemon juice on it??? 
*sighs* Oh - lets just say Kaylee's got nothin' on me... and Captain Mal so cannot know that!!! Though it was more by choice than lack of... I mean have been intentionally celebate for ... a while now... a damn long while... *sighs*
I dunno Mei Mei!! How'd we get on to this topic...??? I still haven't managed to catch up on the last thread!!
*sigh*
EDIT - OK - have finally caught up - thank you for the giggles James I also wore a pyjama top to school once - but I had stayed at t friend's place and forgotten to pack anything else - and it looked enough like a T-shirt that only other people who had the same PJs knew it... still... it was terrible for a teenage girl to cope with!! And I too had the not wearing a top or bottom dream... and neither of them was pretty - I used to dream it heaps when I was at high school... and again when I was desperately unhappy in a particular job... during the down hill spiral into depression actually... *shudders at the memory* Haven't dreamt that for a while though!
Eloise - I did it once too ... just the once and I borrowed a jumper from a friend and wore my coat over it so that there was no possibility of anyone realising I had no bra on... I also went to a bra shop and bought another one! I think this was also in the period of depression about 9 years ago now... with depression memory, and even just managing the little things (or DD things), sometimes escapes you!
Oh & MsG... you simply cannot be a prude in the theatre can you?? If everyone else is getting changed then what is the big deal? I have no issue changing in mixed company, provided the company is also changing or there for a reason... I get really cross when 'audience' barges backstage after a show!! 
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I saw an interview with someone in that industry, and it confirmed every stereotype I ever had about bimbo actors and actresses. I always figured having someone around to experience life with is infinitely better to sitting on my butt watching a made-up life on TV (unless it's something by Joss), and watching porn is like being really hungry and watching Iron Chef. I'd rather be cooking than watching.
So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!
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After discussing bra sizes what male wouldn't have pent up sexual frustrations. Say that six times fast. I can understand porn but not this soft porn. It is like a tease. And who wants to be teased.
I just erased most of my post because I realized I was ranting. Must get out of that habit.
Magdalena, we have winter in Wisconsin now. We got our first snow. But it was to warm and melted in Milwaukee. It is always hard to tell if it will build up to anything. The lake can make it worse or warm air can melt it. So I guess some parts of Wisconsin got snow while others got rain. But this is early for us. We have not been getting much snow until end of December around here. So you never know if you will have any for Christmas.
That reminds me, I better get Christmas cards before I forget. All the good ones are gone if you wait to long. I like the funny ones. A friend of mine owns a gay bookstore and they have the funniest Christmas cards I know. My friends and family must scratch their heads when they get them in the mail. Gay humor is the best.
Traveler
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I'm going to ponder what this imponderables thread is pondering before I ponder what to ponder on this impoderables pondering thread...
...this may take a while...
O Captain, My Captain? (or the other way around)
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The official Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa! Woohoo!!
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