Why?

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WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Monday, October 2, 2006 5:32 AM

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Why haven't we made contact with extraterrestrial intelligences?

If they are there, why would they want to contact us?

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

PIRATEJENNY

Monday, October 2, 2006 9:04 AM

Why are there so many pedohiles in government?

CITIZEN

Monday, October 2, 2006 4:07 PM

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Originally posted by Whimsicalnbrainpan:
If they are there, why would they want to contact us?

Because we are the centre of the Universe, DUH!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Monday, October 2, 2006 5:28 PM

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Originally posted by Whimsicalnbrainpan:
If they are there, why would they want to contact us?
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Because we are the centre of the Universe, DUH!

LMAO Citizen! Thanks for proving my point.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

CRUITHNE3753

Monday, October 2, 2006 7:22 PM

Why is it that nobody seems to be able to use the word "preview" these days without automatically preceding it with the word "sneak"?

KANEMAN

Monday, October 2, 2006 7:28 PM

Why do they make unsalted butter?

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Monday, October 2, 2006 7:35 PM

Why does having craploads of money make a person famous?

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"The answers we find are never what we had in mind."

KANEMAN

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 2:39 AM

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Posted by Shrouded in talk story

TAXES

The next time you hear a politician use the

word "billion" in a casual manner, think about

whether you want the "politicians" spending

YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,

but one advertising agency did a good job of

putting that figure into some perspective in

one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a
look at New Orleans . It's amazing what you can learn with some simple
division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu, is presently asking the Congress
for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what
does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans

(every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

(I checked this longhand, and it is true)

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

This is too true to be very funny!

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his! tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Why is this true?

ANTIMASON

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 3:02 AM

im not sure if this is more a why or how.. but someone asked why extraterrestrials havent just made contact... or something to that effect; well i have another question: what are the odds that these extraterrestrials would be humanoid? i ask because it seems strange to me that in all the unpredictable vastness of space, and all the variables.. that another species would find us and yet share our physical stature. what does that imply? that the universe has universal laws? if so.. what created these constants..and what enforces them?

we on earth are fortunate to have been strategically(or randomly) placed just right so that life could advance to our current technilogical state... so what are the odds that another humanoid species, on another planet equally sustainable, would then venture into space and discover us?

i just think thats an odd obvservation.. as most UFO extraterrestrial sightings envolve humanoid, bi-pedal creatures.

maybe the "gods" of antiquety are indeed these same ET visitors; that these visitors are not 'alien', but were actually present from our beginnings? if anything this premise is supported by the abrahamic, aswell as the countless polytheistic faiths of history

ANGELICDEATH

Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:52 AM

Why is Paris Hilton famous? or better yet. Why do we contiune to talk about Paris and yet still claim to hate her?

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