Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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10) Never double cross a girl who can read your mind.
9) Them as want to keep their blood internal will avoid men with blue gloves.
8) Be careful. They peck harder on some planets than others.
7) Fist fighting may be hilarious on occasion--but before you go for the laughs, make sure it doesn't also involve sword-fight challenges.
6) Being ornery, bitter and emotionally unavailable will win you the love of a wise, beautiful, emotionally unavailable prostitute.
5) If a girl won't go all the way, try taking her down to the engine room. I hear that works sometimes.
4) If Inara has a female client, knock before you enter Jayne's quarters.
3) Being truthsome with the afore mentioned prostitute will only backfire on you. Continue with the ornery bitterness.
2) Living on spaceships does not constitute science fiction. Mind reading does.
and the number one thing I learned from Firely...
Edit (new number one):
1) Avoid midgets--sometimes they have an unhealthy attraction to fire.
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No power in the 'verse can stop me.
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Okay. . .things I learned from watching Firefly THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO AFGHANISTAN. . .
When local color is happening, a grand entrance does not go amiss.
Arriving at the nick of time makes you big damn heroes.
If you aren't too bright, when your mouth is talkin'. . .you might want to look to that.
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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Some things I learned from Firefly:
- Don't harm Mal's crew and/or passengers
- Once you enter Serenity, you never leave it
- Next time your ship's engine explodes and your life support shuts down, listen to what your captain is saying without interrupting.
- It is always better to leave the job getting and delivery to Mal and Zoe.
- Never, as in do not ever, piss Mal off
- When Mal starts mouthing off, it means Zoe is getting behind you to take you out.
- Fox exec's ain't the Blue Hands, but we should sic the Blue Hands on the Fox exec's.
- Mal is a good shot.
- Never mess up one of Mal's plans, it's not good for your health.
- I'd love a ride on Serenity.
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6) Being ornery, bitter and emotionally unavailable will win you the love of a beautiful, wise, emotionally unavailable prostitute.
3) Being truthsome with the afore mentioned prostitute will only backfire on you. Continue with the ornery bitterness.
LMAO!
Oh, that was just....beautiful.
And I did think of some more..
If Kaylee says a part needs to be replaced, replace the part.
Just because a girl says she's happy you slept with her good friend doesn't mean she is. (This is really for the boys, cause the girls already know it)
Sometimes backin' down from a fight is the smartest thing you can do, iffen you want to live.
What's bad luck to you may be an act of heroicism to someone else.
The pay-off isn't always the point.
Ankhagogo
But she was naked...and all -- articulate!
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11 (just because I'm onery) thing that I learned from watching Firefly:
You don't fix faith, it fixes you.
Just because we don't have the technology to transport organs grown in a lab doesn't mean that when you arrive and they scoop them out of you that we can't put your origional (transported) organs back in.
Not explaining the plan in a moment of crisis gets Wash nicked with bullets/Simon all freaked out.
It also gets old army buddies killed.
Your patient should be dead.
When you can't think of something for the bad guy/Mal to do, have them punch Simon in the face.
If you really love someone, you'll let the hill-folk set you on fire too.
During extractions from dangerous torture situations, you ALWAYS pick your husband.
It is thoughtful to have boy-whores.
Marry yourself a powerful ugly creature, it's the only way to go.
Shiny (heh) vests are all the rage in the hospitals of the Core this season.
Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
-William Blake
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From "Ariel"
"No, we didnt talk to the prisoners. No way. They just sat there with their mouths shut, and we ignored them. Not a word. Nope. In fact, my memory is so bad I cant remember what they looked like and how many of them there were."
Then if they take out the weird glowing stick thingy, run like hell.
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Even big, powerful mercenaries have mothers.
Even big, powerful mercenaries care for their mothers.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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A good sniper is worth two or three horsemen.
Scoped rifles need laser pointers too.
The dead always deserve respect.
Redheads is just plain trouble.
A little sack of coins buys a lot of fuel.
The Alliance ER don't care how you died.
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Speak slowly and clearly when dealing with a psychopathic bounty hunter or you could convince him that you think he is a lion - and so does he.
Sometimes the threat is more effective than the follow through.
If someone shot you once, you can bet your gorram ass they mean to do it again.
Make it clear that you get paid when you do a job. Guarantee you will be heard by placing your audience under a horse.
If you are double-crossed by an attractive nut repeatedly and finally end up naked in the middle of nowhere, relax, sigh, and tell yourself it went well.
"Play nice with the other kids...unless one of the other kids wanna fight; then you have to kick the other kids' butt."
-Mushu in "Mulan"
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Einstein is reincarnated as Shepard Book.
Jaymes
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