It's a P-nis Bomb
POSTED BY: canttakesky
UPDATED: Friday, August 25, 2006 18:18
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Originally posted by rue:
You p-nis will explode with pleasure! It's so good it should be illegal. Everyone will notice it!
Hey, Rue, have you been reading my e-mail?
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You should not yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater. You should not whisper "bomb" anywhere. But, seeing it was a penis pump..All should be forgiven....well, it's true
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Quote:But he says he didn't say "Bomb."
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Honestly, the guy was a fruitcake, he was carrying a johnson, and called it a bomb in an airport, he was nuts. Hook em book em cook em.
According to this article, we only have that one lady's word that he did. It's her word against his.
Why is everyone so quick to jump to the conclusion that the security screener was the one who was right?
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
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Originally posted by canttakesky:
According to this article, we only have that one lady's word that he did. It's her word against his.
Why is everyone so quick to jump to the conclusion that the security screener was the one who was right?
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
No we also haveing him tell an official that he had lied because his mother was nearby. The other official would have been a Federal Law Enforcement Officer in this case. Once a "bomb" was discovered a Supervisor is called for and so is a LEO (Law Enforcement Officer). So at that point it is no longer one persons version.
I think that he said he had lied is the main part of this whole situation. If he had not said that then I could see it as a misunderstanding. But he told other people that he had lied. Kinda kills the whole "she misunderstood me" argument.
Kelkhil
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Quote:Someone says he said he lied. He denies saying he lied.
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I think that he said he had lied is the main part of this whole situation.
Ok, so a second security person could be involved. But this second person could very well be the same person as the first one. It is still his word against one or two people.
I am not saying I know what happened. I am just wondering why everyone is so quick to take someone else's word against his.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
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Well we can hope it all comes out in the wash.
Are you in the camp that says the Government is over-stating the terrorist threat for their own ends? I ask because isn't this kind of article and discussion much the same thing only from the other side of the fence?
Posting to stir stuff up.
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Here is another version of the report. Now they don't even report his side. Hmmm.
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http://www.nbc5.com/travelgetaways/9722064/detail.html
CHICAGO -- Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.
So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.
The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said.
In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.
All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County State's Attorney's Office.
Amin is due in court Wednesday for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.
Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it, Cook County assistant state's attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing last week.
The incident occurred Aug. 16 as Amin was set to catch a flight to Turkey, Scaduto said.
Amin has no known criminal history, Scaduto said.
Copyright 2006, Chicago Sun-Times Inc.
He was chuckling. Now he is traveling with his 2 kids and his mom to Turkey. He is a complete total "fruitcake" as DreamT says, to choose that moment to crack a joke about a bomb...OR...could it be that he said "pomp" and let out a nervous chuckle?
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
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Fed-Ex your penis pump to the hotel before you fly. Problem solved.
And I only fly once or twice a year and am usually sh*tfaced and annoyed (I hate to fly), so I don't pay attention, but are there no cameras at security checkpoints?
That would clear up the "bomb" or "pump" discrepancy...
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Yes there are cameras at all security checkpoints. Unfortunatly they do not capture audio. Not that it would matter. There is usually too much noise to isolate a single conversation at that checkpoint anyway.
EDIT - You would be surprised how often people make "bomb" jokes around airports. They think it is funny. How I do not know. But if he was making a joke he needs to learn a lesson for this one.
Kelkhil
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Quote:I am.
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Are you in the camp that says the Government is over-stating the terrorist threat for their own ends?
Quote:You think this discussion is understating the terrorist threat for someone's own ends?
I ask because isn't this kind of article and discussion much the same thing only from the other side of the fence?
I didn't post this article to comment on the terrorist threat. My comment is that we have created a climate of racial phobia and racial profiling so strong that someone is facing felony charges for what in less stressful times might be forgiven as a misunderstanding or at worst, a sick, stupid joke.
I mean, he didn't phone in a bomb threat intended to disrupt airport activities, or leave unattended baggage (a true security risk), or yell "Bomb" in a crowded lobby to cause panic. He allegedly said "bomb" in a very low voice.
I would not call that disorderly conduct--it wouldn't have been we weren't crazy fearful. I am guessing that it wouldn't have been if he had been a 60 year old southern white grandfather. The screeners would probably have given him the benefit of the doubt, asked him to spell it out, and then let him go when the object was identified.
I am saying this rampant fear is making us turn on each other as fellow Americans, as fellow human beings. It reminds me of the Japanese internment camps, the early early days of Nazi Germany, or the Chinese Cultural Revolution. I am saying I don't like it, and not just because it's wrong. When mob fear goes unchecked, I can very well be the next Mardin Azad Amin.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
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