Ten things I learned from watching Firefly

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CLANGASSOCIATION

Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stizo:
- The Fox Execs IQ's add up to... let me do the math here...nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...

That's the best one yet!

TAMFAMFAN

Friday, January 16, 2004 7:34 PM

Never let a man devoted to saving lives back you up in a gunfight.

However, do give his psychotic little sister a pistol in said gunfight.

Never turn someone in unless you are absolutely ceratin beyond the shadow of a doubt, you will not reconsider.

Make friends with an academy trained prostitute. Sure, you will never bed her, but at least you can get your hair done.

Name your gun.

Never trust someone that's shot you before.

Avoid all old men in suits with accents. It just never works out.

If you are not good with talking to women, let her do all the talking. When you speak, even when you're trying to be nice, you say something wrong almost every time.

Shepherds get access to all the good med facilities. Don't ask me how, they just do.

Remember. The captain is right. Anything to contradict that usually leaves the ship, on the ground or in space. Then the captain is still right.

You don't have to pull your gun first. Just faster.

It's better to be a live weasel than a dead lion... better still to be a live lion, and usually easier.

LITWOLF689

Sunday, January 18, 2004 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jayne'sJoJo:

AND FINALLY:

The main thing I learned from watching the unaired episodes of Firefly is that I want more Firefly. :(

JoJo

I think we all really want that... *sobs* WE WANT MORE FIREFLY!!!

^-^

Litwolf689

TEELABROWN

Sunday, January 18, 2004 11:59 PM

Quote:
- The Fox Execs IQ's add up to... let me do the math here...nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...

...Equals nothing!

Yes! Very, very, VERY true!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

ANKHAGOGO

Monday, January 19, 2004 1:26 AM

Ok,I'm definitely not new to the show, but I'm new to the site. So here are a few things I've learned(insert normal 'hope these aren't repeats' disclaimer)-- hope ya like em!

Naked and articulate can be a lethal combination.

The captain is still the captain even if he's nekkid.

Engine grease makes some girls prettier.

Even a big, tough,somewhat amoral man who names his gun has a mommie who loves him and sends him mail.

When visiting an unfamiliar, rural planet, research the marriage customs.

Hair can be scary.

Someone who looks dead isn't always.

Even a skinny guy who wears Hawaiian shirts can marry a beautiful warrior woman, if he's decent and funny.

If you're bein' mouthy,the doctor may drug you to get you out of the way. And no-one else is going to complain.

Four years in box can make a man a mite tetchy.

Just cause your sister's crazy doesn't mean she's never a brat.

Part 2: Just cause your sister's crazy doesn't mean she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Ankhagogo

"But she was naked --- and all...articulate!"

GUNRUNNER

Monday, January 19, 2004 3:10 AM

1) The locals don't know that transport ships don't have no guns on it.

2) If you aim for his head while doped-up you will hit his leg.

3) Don't let a crazy girl play with a gun, it may have hull-piercing bullets.

4) The 8:00 PM Time Slot on Fridays kills a show.

5) The Premier episode is to be aired first.

LITWOLF689

Sunday, January 25, 2004 12:57 PM

I just thought of some more:

~people always look bigger when you cant see them

~there is a difference between understanding and comprehending

^-^

Litwolf689

TEELABROWN

Sunday, January 25, 2004 1:55 PM

Two replies to things I learned from Saffron:

Wow...good bible.

Wow...good myth.

Quote:
Hair can be scary.

I have a true stiry. A friend's of mine's brother has hair bigger than Book's, and he never ties it back. It stays up, too. Now that, my friends, is scary hair.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

KINGOFKOINS

Sunday, January 25, 2004 7:00 PM

If you come across the remains of a Reaver slaughter, look out for booby traps.

Always pay attention to what the crazy girl says.

Little men love fire.

Some teachers are very stupid.

Don't brand the cow, brand the buyer, he's the one who is likely to stray.

Sometimes girls who seem meek, really ain't.

Saying "gorram it!" is fun.

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It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be.

EBONEZER

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 2:14 AM

watch out for that chain of command

games don't always need rules to be fun

the fox excecs are "good dogs" in my mind (ahem)

people love those dolls with goo goo heads

perhaps it's best not to have you insides scooped out, and replaced with fake insides

it doesn't mater where your going, as long as you like the ship

when local color is shown, you might want to add to it by making eyes purple and blue.

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."

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