monty python
POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Friday, June 30, 2006 15:16
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Thank you. Yes, thank you, that will be all.
SATIRE!
And now for something completely different.
Oh SOD the abatoir... what I'd really like is to join the ...{Freebrowncoats}... I'm sorry, I was a bit on edge just then but... if you could put in a good word for me, I promise, I'd just sit quietly in the back and not get in anyone's way.
Damn it's great to goof in pythonese with people who understand the argot
Thanks! it's clear you're not "a stupid, inbred stack of meat." 
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I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees, yet their always friendly and their ready to please...
Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, so long as you do it quiet like.
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We used the last of the power packs just to keep the hair driers going.
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(My Father is in fact John Cleese's double, personality wise. Can you imagine how embarrasing that is growing up?!)
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Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!!
M: Look, I came here for an Argument, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH... Oh, I'm sorry, but this is Abuse...
Herpetologically,
zoid
P.S.
Ev'rybody sing!:
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the glen!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
With his band of men!
Steals from the poor,
Gives to the rich,
...
Stupid bitch...
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"I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDBOF'
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The Spanish Inquisition!
(Nobody expected that).
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Deb
http://serendipityagain.com/
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HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!
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In honour of our dear Penguin:
And could we have the next contender, please? Ha ha ha... Good evening, madam, and your name is?
Mrs. Scum: Yes, yes!
Michael Miles: And what's your name?
Mrs. Scum: I go to church regularly.
Michael Miles: Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?
Mrs. Scum: I'd like the blow on the head.
Michael Miles: The blow on the head.
Mrs. Scum: Just there.
[pats her head]
Michael Miles: Jolly good. Well, your first question for the blow on the head this evening is - what great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Mrs. Scum: I don't know that!
Michael Miles: Well, have a guess.
Mrs. Scum: Henri Bergson?
Michael Miles: Is the correct answer!
Mrs. Scum: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.
Michael Miles: Jolly good.
Mrs. Scum: I don't like darkies!
Michael Miles: Ha ha ha! Who does! And now your second question for the blow on the head is - what is the main food that penguins eat?
Mrs. Scum: Pork luncheon meat?
Michael Miles: No.
Mrs. Scum: [thinks] Spam?
Michael Miles: No, no, no. What do penguins eat? Penguins.
Mrs. Scum: Penguins?
Michael Miles: Yes.
Mrs. Scum: I 'ate penguins!
[Mrs. Scum is trying to guess what penguins eat in the pursuit of the grand prize, the blow on the head]
Michael Miles: No, no, no.
Mrs. Scum: They eat themselves!
Michael Miles: No, no, what do *penguins* eat?
Mrs. Scum: Horses! Armchairs! Objects!
Michael Miles: No, no, no. What do penguins eat?
Mrs. Scum: Oh, penguins!
Michael Miles: Penguins.
Mrs. Scum: Cannelloni.
Michael Miles: No.
Mrs. Scum: Lasagna, moussaka, lobster thermidor, escalopes de veau a l'estragon avec endives gratineed with cheese!
Michael Miles: No, no, no, no. I'll give you a clue.
[mimes a fish swimming]
Mrs. Scum: Ah! Brian Close!
BBC Announcer: We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
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