monty python
POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Friday, June 30, 2006 15:16
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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
But I didn't eat the tuna...
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
well...
...feel free to not "eat the tuna"...
I - for my part - didn't eat the "salmon mousse."
don't eat the salmon mousse "or you friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat" and laugh as you drive your Volvo® to Heaven®.
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Originally posted by embers:
very cool!
check out Eric Idle's 'Galaxy Song':
http://www.care2.com/ecards/build/1/6043
and of course from 'Holy Grail':
Have you tried Eric's "FCC Song"? Here ya go - download THIS:
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/index.shtml
"SCRUB IT!! SCRUB YOUR VAGINAL JUICES OFF OF LOUIS B. MAYER'S FLOOR!! SCRUB THEM SO I CAN SIGN... MY... CONTRACT.... !!!" ..."or you friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat"
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Originally posted by Kwicko:Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
THIS... is a FORMER PARROT!
Jeez... you guys really need help with your Python quotes. Here ya go, (Ahem and to wit:)
"THIS... is an EX PAR-RR-RROT!"... is what it originally was...
...I mean, if ya hadn't nailed me to the perch, I'd be six feet under, pushin' up the daisies...
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about this thread. It appears to be composed entirely of either direct quotes or variations of line from the popular Monty Python series.
Yours sincerely,
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Mrs)
"Right... well... that's the sort of blinkered Philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a Tinker's Cuss about the struggling artist - you EXCREMENT! You WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES WITH YOUR 'TONY JACKLIN' GOLF CLUBS AND YOUR BLEEDING MASONIC® HANDSHAKES!... You wouldn't let ME join, would you(?), y' Black-ballin' Bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy, purulent knees and... BEGGED me!!"
...beg me... "or your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."
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Thank you. Yes, thank you, that will be all.
SATIRE!
And now for something completely different.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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Who do you suppose is in there?
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"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito."
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He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.
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Who do you suppose is in there?
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aye that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide...
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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