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UPDATED: Friday, June 30, 2006 15:16
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Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:45 PM

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Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
Johann Gambolputty de von

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dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-

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von Hautkopft of Ulm.



Considered by many to be the greatest name in classical music.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:02 PM

Its the Bishop!

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:05 PM

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Originally posted by christhecynic:
So this is totally unrelated but who remembers the line, "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'"



Darlington Recruiter:
You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight:
I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.



THIS... is a FORMER PARROT!

A baby seal walks into a club...

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haze:
Its the Bishop!



We was... too late.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:16 PM

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:32 PM

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this? Wants to be a girlie? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!


o.0 WHAT! is your favorite colour...?

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:40 PM

Oh intercourse the penguin!!

Oh..I want to fly an aeroplane. Pardon me, I'm off to play the grand piano.

This is an ex-parrot!

-No, it looks like Raymond Luxuryyacht, but it's pronounce Throat Wabler Mangrove.

-You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morwen112:
Oh intercourse the penguin!!



Excuse me??

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:

o.0 WHAT! is your favorite colour...?




Blue! No, yellow!

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:26 AM

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about this thread. It appears to be composed entirely of either direct quotes or variations of line from the popular Monty Python series.

Yours sincerely,

Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Mrs)

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