Male and Female Imponderables-Resurrected
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:33
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Tristan, you are really quickly turning into one of my heros. I hope you don't mind a little hero worship!
The week before my period starts, Manitou takes me out to salty, greasy Mexican food, or salty, iron-rich Indian food (Palak Paneer and lamb roganshosh. The bestest pms food on the planet!). Then he will deliver to me the best of chocolate (Chocolove Red Label 55%) and a box of Yogi Womens Moon Time Tea. Then, being a wise and wonderful man, gets the HELL OUT OF MY WAY! for a week.
THEN, he shows up just on the tail end of my period with the 'additional cramping cure', of which I will not here share details, unless asked by people who really want to know.
He's the best!
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oh, you can't get coy on us now!
no, I suppose infact, yes you can get coy on us if you want.
Say, does Manitou have and English Cousin? Maybe a clone based in britain? By any chance?
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Don't feel bad. I too have had a bit of trouble away from this part of the 'verse. Ms. Incredible (what I call my crush), has been on my mind in ways that I would not usually allow. Do something but don't call it stupid. It is better to be brave and a fool than a fool and a coward. If you aren't attached, jump on it. There is only the lives we lead as individuals. Thats it. Whatever pain and triumph we have in our days is all we get. Take that end of the stick,... and , ... well take it.
P.S.I would like to list TRISTAN as a developing hero for me, but I have to get around the mancrush first.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Thank you all! I am actually the lucky one, but I won't get all sappy. I am not a sarcastic worshipper. I honestly believe in learning as much as possible about y'all. Too many men in the world only treat women as sex objects or second-rate, and I absolutely hate that! I am just glad there are women-folk in this here 'verse that like speaking out, questioning, and sharing.
Sorry, end of sermon, on with the rest:
I try to help as best I can during that time...red meat and chocolate are always the best bets. My wife does not go through the Atilla stage, but she does get uncomfortable. I am there to help or disappear; whichever the situation calls for. And yes, SameErita, we use the same "cure"...she jokingly calls it "stirring the pot".
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NVGhostrider, thank you for that comment...makes me feel good that I am not the only one!
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DOn't get me wrong, I love having disagreements with the womenfolk of my world. And I love the ones that posess mad squabbles. I would only truly worship the one who decides to put up with my ass for a while. Besides, I can't stand guys who retract their testicles when women arrive. The whole equality thing, I can dig that. That is all I ask. Well, that and the occasional sandwich.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
That is all I ask. Well, that and the occasional sandwich.
Careful with using the word 'sandwich' around here - with all the sex talk, it could be misconstrued...
Or, is that what you meant?
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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.
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Tukey and roast beef on wheat with light mayo and some salt and pepper. Not much for the threeway, unless of course I'm in the middle. (JOKES)
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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We're approaching 190 posts...I am going to start a new thread so it'll load quicker...back in a sec with the link.
New home!
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=21374
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ok, equality, its a deal, we ask only for that and the occaisional back rub.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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