Male and Female Imponderables-Resurrected
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:33
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Periods have never bothered me before. I have actually had detailed conversations regarding the whole process...not that I am a dumb male that has no idea what is going on, but I am fascinated by the workings of the female body. Therefore, it is in my best interest to study up on my favorite obsession, is it not? 
It has been difficult up until my wife to find someone who doesn;t mind talking about it; I kinda surprised her when I showed interest and sympathy...her previous boyfriends had done the whole "lalala, not listening". I have learned a lot from our conversations. And no, sex during that time does not bother me, either.
Y'all are amazing creatures, and should be, if not worshipped for your "awesomeness", then at least highly appreciated. 
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TRISTAN: Howdy from the Battle Born State.
Maybe we should start a church for them. Well, at least a place and time of worship. Perhaps a dogma or chant for all the wonderful women. Okay, at least a support group for us men who just can't get enough of them women folk.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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NVGhostrider, that sounds like a plan...but we better make sure they want it first. Seems like I remember a few posters saying they did not want to be worshipped...
We shall have to see what the consensus is...
It'll never stop me worshipping them in my heart, though.
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Maybe a BROWNCOAT womenfolk appreciation page. Sounded good about ten seconds ago but my brain suddenly told the rest of me to shut up. Sorry ladies, I do also remember a few of y'all saying that. But if we start treating some of you like crap then I might start getting laid again. Stupid brain. I need beer.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Okay I'm starting to think I'm some sort of freak. I get emotionaly attached to everyone in my life. Not that I want to date everyone I meet but I fall in love with the person the personality immediatly. So now I have this friend that I'm not interested in dating but I really enjoy being around and probably sex on occasion soon. But he says that if there isn't going to be a relationship he doesn't want to spend as much time around me. I've been in a relationship since I turned 18 4 years ago so I'm not sure how adult friendships are supposed to go. Do I not get to have male friends now? Do I have to bind myself forever to someone if I like hanging out with them? This sounds silly but it made me want to cry.
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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Some folk just hit a place in their lives where love has to have sex and vice versa. You are by no means a freak COPILOT. So don't fell like the Lone Ranger. (I'm on a whole Lone Ranger kick today. Hiho Silver, away.) I did mention that you may need some time for yourself before. If you need sex at this point it would be best to be friends with benefits rather that to start another relationship. Remember the pattern. There is always "that guy" after a serious relationship. Not always, but for the most part "that guy" is a fun guy, kind of an asshole, and will be easy to get rid of when the time comes. Just protect yourself and have fun, (I always take my Glock in times of doubt. When in doubt, pull it out. Nine millimeter automatic baby). JOKES. Its great to find someone to hangout with and bone senselessly, but there are always complications. Maybe he will see your side, maybe he won't. Time will tell. You have wings that you can fly with. Mine are just for show. Use them.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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My problem is that I don't want to be around assholes! I'm only attracted to nice smart nerdy guys! If someone opens their mouth and they sound stupid or mean I have no interest in them any longer. Maybe I'll have to get over it and just find some ass that I can dispose of when I get board.
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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I'm not saying to give it a try, but who knows. Besides all men are asses, (see my previous posts). Don't fret. There is some nerdy asshole out there just waiting to run into you.
COPILOT's cruisin' for ass. Don't forget your BROWNCOAT.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Originally posted by Tristan:
Periods have never bothered me before. I have actually had detailed conversations regarding the whole process...not that I am a dumb male that has no idea what is going on, but I am fascinated by the workings of the female body. Therefore, it is in my best interest to study up on my favorite obsession, is it not?
Y'all are amazing creatures, and should be, if not worshipped for your "awesomeness", then at least highly appreciated.
Yay! You're my hero! I think all kinds of bodies are amazing and should talked of freely - to worship or to make fun of. Bodies do funny things too, you know. Try doing a vigorous butt shake while naked. Even on a skinny person, it's very funny when it jiggles. Of course, you can't see it yourself, so you need someone to reciprocate...
NVg - I'm not so big with the worshipping, but I do like being held precious (kind of like gollum, but without the bad teeth and the lava). I don't think of that as a woman thing, all loved ones should be made to feel precious!
Copilot - I sense danger. You are too reboundy to take risks! But does this guy mean the friendship is still good? Because if he doesn't even want to be friends, what would you have to lose?
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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.
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Tristan, I think your wife is a very lucky lady!
Ghostrider - you can appreciate us all you want. What I don't like is men who are all silly about it, (oh whatever you want, whatever you say, your the bestest, you can do no wrong blah blah blah, grow a backbone!)
I just want a man whos comfortable with his masculinity and who treats me equally.
But yeah, the Female Appreciation Society is fine by me!
I think I may have to stop hanging around here. For two days now i've got the bus into work and sat admiring some guy on the way.
I'm not stupid enough to think that there are two entire hot guys in merseyside, so i think all this sex talk is skewing my perception.
oh well. Just as long as my bleary pre work mental state doesn't prompt me to do something stupid, I suppose i should just sit back and enjoy the (fantasy) view.
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