Male and Female Imponderables-Resurrected
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:33
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yes, I've heard terrible things about nose hairs
*shudder*
oh, and back onto war wounds - I poked a guy in the eye once! I felt awful!
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He he! I have to tell you about my first sex shop experience. I was 17 and determined to be super cool and sophisticated about buying my first vibrator. I walked into the shop and headed straight for the toys, no sidling through the undies for me! With a calm and unembarrased smile I broused the display rack, picked one up to examine it then put it back. Unfortunately it went off and somehow set the others off too. They all started jumping around on the shelf and several fell off and knocked over a display stand! At this point I just had to flee from the shop in mortification. I went back the next week when there was a different assistant on the desk!
By the way Seryn, thanks for the advice. I may try those strips you mention!
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Wows, I've never set off a toy in the store! I don't think they keep batteries in them, there. Are you sure it wasn't someone messing with you? If it was a remote-controlled toy they could have set it off from the counter; I saw a girl doing that once in my local store.
Waxing, yeah I can't help you. I've always shaved. There are a lot of razers you can buy that minimize cuts. Disposable razers always carve up my legs no matter how careful I am. I need the fancy ones.
To men that shave their legs: it is actually harder for you as you have more prominent bones in the calf so there are a few more angles to deal with.
On a side note; I do love a man with a mowed lawn! My ex used an electric razor for his face, and would often use it to shave down there. He was delightfully fuzzy without there being too much hair.
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But you have to try out the toys before you buy! Well, I don't mena try out 'cos that would be all manner of unhygenic, but get a feel for how powerful they are. That's why all the best shops have tester models. I've heard that the best way to try them is to hold them against the tip of your nose (there are a lot of nerve endings there).
As for shaving the goodies, I tried that once. It was just so itchy for days! I'd have thought it would drive the men nuts (excuse the pun!)
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Yes, sometimes there are testers out, especially for a new product. I tend to just hold them in my palm to test. There was one once that rotated and had pearls in the shaft; I actually blushed while holding it and didn't have the guts to pick it up again. Of course this was a few years ago. I was still an innocent (well, more innocent) virgin back then! 
It does itch for awhile when you first start shaving, but it goes away if you keep at it for about two weeks. And it's not really the same for men, as the location is different and they don't have... secretions to irritate the skin that's not used to it. I find I really like being shaved now just for hygene; hair holds things. It's easier to be clean without hair in the way. (this holds just as true for armpits) I don't shave everything because then I feel like a plucked chicken, but at least half. I have to motivate myself to do it every day now that it's just for me and not anyone else. Same with my legs, actually.
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Ok, I've been following this thread, but here's my first post. Just because it seems timely!
Just watch it for a minute.
Deb 
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Originally posted by seryn:
By the way, my answer to that would be 'if it were Chrisitan Bale on one side and Sawyer from Lost on the other, honey i'm there already...
*starts drooling on keyboard*
Ummm, you don't mind sharing do you?
Wow, this certainly has been an interesting imponderables thread. Many kudos to Tristan for resurrecting it.
Did have a question regarding vibrators. Any advice for those who are too shy to go into stores or has a nosy parent living at home?
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I have a question for all the girlies (and maybe blokes, who knows!).
Having just had a nasty leg shaving accident which resulted in the loss of about 1/2 pint of blood I am now wondering if waxing is as painful as I've always feared!
What a girl has to suffer to live up to cultural ideals!
Actually, when I first left the midwest, I had my rebellion phase and didn't shave for like 3 years. Legs that is - I can't deal with underarm hair! But it was refreshing to not care, and now it doesn't stress me at all to miss a few weeks (or months, in the winter).
In the summer, I do the waxing myself. It's shockingly non-painful for me. The bikini wax stings, but it lasts for like 2 months with no razor burn so hell ya it's worth it! My leg hair comes back in only 2 weeks, so I've settled for shaving for now. It is annoying, but looks so much nicer to not much hair!
Sweetserendipity - that's the funniest thing ever!!!
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Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Did have a question regarding vibrators. Any advice for those who are too shy to go into stores or has a nosy parent living at home?
We did mention that there were places that would ship in discrete packaging, didn't we? I also suggest getting a "hide a vibe" pillow to keep nosy parents from stumbling across such items.
Can I just ask why y'all are shy about stores? They are not that bad! I go all the time (to the point where the folk there don't even card me anymore) and have never had a problem. I started going just because I could - I was excited about being of age - and I just kinda kept going back. At the very least, it's good for a laugh to see some of the stuff they have. Then of course there's the pretties; lingerie and toys. Both are my friends.
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Well, that's unsettlin'. (The vibrator icon, I mean)
Morning, all!
Going to be a busy day here, so I'll post quick and pop back in when I can...
Last thing I saw was regarding lawn mowing. I have done that once completely...the scratchiness as it was growing back drove me batty. Now, I try to keep the area neatly trimmed and every now and again do some close shaving. I am sure the other guys who have done this know that there is nothing that compares to nicking some of the loose flesh down there. Ever heard a man scream like a little girl? That'll do it every time.
I actually like the feeling of having very little hair down there on me. It intensifies the slippery feeling, and all that damn hair doesn't get everywhere. On females, I tend to lean towards either shaved or lightly fuzzy.
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