Male and Female Imponderables-Resurrected
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:33
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I guess so, had not thought it through. Plus trying to keep the neighborhood kids out would kill the mood. 
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Thought the collar gave it away
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I have a question for all the girlies (and maybe blokes, who knows!).
Having just had a nasty leg shaving accident which resulted in the loss of about 1/2 pint of blood I am now wondering if waxing is as painful as I've always feared!
What a girl has to suffer to live up to cultural ideals!
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Hisssssss!
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Hah! I may not be able to speak for waxing, but hair removal; I can help there! (Gorram Drama Dept...)
I had to have hairless legs for one show. I shaved a bit, but after the loss of blood, decided there had to be a better way. A female friend of mine introduced me to Nair. Wonderful stuff, but I learned you have to be careful with it (had bald spots on my arms and "other" locations). Waxing has always looked painful...see The 40 Year Old Virgin for an example.
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I can't help with the waxing part, or your question in general but I will say this. As a guy, I respected women so much more after shaving my legs for swimming in high school. I only cut myself once, but it took me like 15 minutes per leg. And to think you girls do this pretty much daily (during the summer at least) and fairly quickly. I'm impressed, that's all I have to say, I guess.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Threesome with two men is one of my hottest fantasies. Sadly, at this point, it's just a fantasy. Manitou is very very straight, and although we have friends who I would LOVE to share him with that way, it's not gonna happen.
I don't see him being comfortable with me fulfilling that fantasy with other men. At least, not in this point of our relationship. However, if Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp showed up on my doorstep tomorrow night, I would have to re-consider that whole open communications thing!
Leaina, WOW! Sometimes the fates just conspire, don't they?
lol absolutely.
A threesome was always my absolute fantasy. I think that's why the question (ie pseudo veiled suggestion) popped out. If you dont ask, you don't get...
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Originally posted by mal4prez:
You threesome-friendly women with all your toys - brazen hussies! I mean it as a compliment and bow to your wisdom - and also I ask this: I have no toys, but I'm thinking it wouldn't be a bad to change that. But I'm too embarrassed to go in a store! How do you shop?
Despite my brazen hussiness with the whole threesome thing, I have only just brough my first vibrator. I got it online- delivered to my house, no questions asked (fine if you're not livin with your parents). Def order one online.
To be honest, I feel really grown-up having it, but it's not much better than various impliments (although non vibrating) I found to do the same job.
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Waxing hurts, but not as much as people think. Tried it once at a party (long and funny story...) anyway, it hurts alot less after a couple of beers 
You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!
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i've waxed my legs once, using those pre-waxed strips, (i'll find out the name if you are interested)
Having waxed my eyebrows before (the first one was fine but the second one hurt like stink, and it felt like my forhead had turned to itchy plastic for two days) I wasn't keen to do it.
But you know what, it hardly hurt at all. Get a ruler or plastic cd case and run it up the skin on your leg quite firmly and quickly - thats rougly what it feels like.
I did both of my legs in under half an hour and 'cause the (cold) wax was stuck to a piece of paper and not liquid it was not messy at all. And it wasn't too expensive, as you could re-use each strip several times, so i needed less than one box (though i'm not naturally very hairy - even after a winter of infrequent shaving you can't really see the hairs) so if you have thicker hair it might be different.
I have a friend as well who swears by epilators, (the roller things that pluck the hairs out) you can get one now with a bit you can freeze first, so that it numbs the skin first.
The only things I would not wax (myself anyway) is my underarms (i've heard so many horror stories, plus the hair grows in so many directions, getting the angle you need is anatomically impossible) and bikini line (mainly because you can't see what you are doing, ending up with a lopsided, ahem, 'topiary' isn't fun (but apparently, its not half as painful as you would expect it to be down their.)but i can't speak from experience.
As for war wounds,
I do remember once, we were on my couch, which was this glorified park bench affair, the cushions had slipped, and without knowing my head was under one of the back beams. So being all concerned, he attempt to pull me down a little out from under it - at exactly the same time I decided to lift my head. Ouch.
Other than that, just the occaisional bruise. And one case of carpet burn. That absolutely kills. Trust me, polyester carpets, not a good idea!
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Toys are super fun and can inhance your love life a lot. The simplest vibrator is my favorite. Gets the job done quickly and simply. We've got a fun sex drawer full of neato enhancments. Don't be afraid to go to the porn shop take a few friends and make an adventure out of it. The funniest thing is to stand in the middle of the isle near people. Folks are so funny about their kink.
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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Okay, I have not heard of any guys and their mowing of happy land. I have to admit that on occasion I must. But I am lucky at the fact I grow a minimal amount of body hair. Yay Me! Will never try the wax. I may be tough but not that tough. Try pulling nose hairs. That takes cajones.
EDIT: Wassup COPILOT. Isn't messing with people at the naughty store the best.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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