Destiny, Episode 11: Death to the Living Flatulence!

POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 22, 2006 14:37
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SOULOFSERENITY

Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:05 PM

Thread 11!! Figured it was about time for the Cap'n to do somethin' "Captainy".

Basic storyline: we're finally spacebound after Safe farted and nearly killed us all. What? So what if I said fart! There's nothing wrong...but...okay, fine!! Safe released bodily gas. Better? Stupid network execs.

Well, IRL, I will be headin' away on vacation for the next 5 days, so...anyone up for a summary of Episode 10?

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

SAFEAT2ND

Friday, May 19, 2006 12:40 PM

Bump!

Nothin' new for now. I just got to work and haven't finished my coffee so gimme a break

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

NEEDY

Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
Thread 11!! Figured it was about time for the Cap'n to do somethin' "Captainy".

Basic storyline: we're finally spacebound after Safe farted and nearly killed us all. What? So what if I said fart! There's nothing wrong...but...okay, fine!! Safe released bodily gas. Better? Stupid network execs.

Well, IRL, I will be headin' away on vacation for the next 5 days, so...anyone up for a summary of Episode 10?

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

LMAO!!! Love the thread title.
I was planning on starting a new thread (it was due) and calling it "Destiny: Full of Gas" in homage to "Out of Gas", but this was so much more... dramatic!

I'll do a summary in a bit, same with a update on the story.

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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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JAZAF

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:27 AM

OOC: while we're waiting for that......

Jazaf makes it to the bathroom just be for the lovebots catch up to him. Being a man who likes his privacy he locks the door as soon as he is inside.
"Poo!" Bubbles pouts. "I was hoping to use this!"
Lexabot shakes her head at Bubbles, disapproving of her intentions but amused as well.
"I hope I didn't miss.....it..." Jack says as he catches up. The bots exchange looks and then smile at Jack.
"Say Jack." the say in unison, almost in a sing song way.
"Uh oh!" Jack does an immediate about face and speeds down the corridor. However, the bots are faster and they wrestle him to the ground.
"Now I'm not saying that I haven't fantasized about this, I just wich it was under better circumstances!" Jack says as he tries to squirm away from the lovebots.
"Now stay still mister Jack, this won't hurt a bit." Bubbles says as she plunges the syringe into Jacks posterior.
Jack makes a slight squeaking sound, not unlike a surprised Guinea Pig, and passes out.
"See?" Bubbles proudly says, "Told ya this would do the trick!"

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
www.myspace.com/jazaf
what? Everyone's doing it!

NEEDY

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:25 AM

Prepare for a long summary: I kinda got carried away (didn't realise how much had happened)

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Summary of Previous thread ( http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=18572)

In town, two goons make trouble for the owner of the bar Needy broke into. It seems the little boy whore stole something of value to them, and now they are determined to get it back.

But enough with the peril already, on Destiny Willie is given the tour of the ship. Meanwhile, Dr Me returns to the infirmary to check on his many experiments only to find out that one of them had escaped. He had been working on a way to cure Needy of his current shortness dilemma but now a giant mutant lobster man by the name of Dr Zoidberg was on the loose!
The sight of said lobster man caused everybody to have a hankering for cooked lobster... everybody except Serenity that is who apparently freed all the lobster on board.
(What a party pooper.)

Eventually, the work on repairing the ship is complete and Willie reluctantly starts to say her goodbyes. The crew are having none of it though. By means of convincing words and songs, the crew encourage her to stay, and thankfully she agrees.

With the males all pining over the new female on board, Flechette orders anyone with a penis out the room so the women can discuss the situation.
Hoping for an entertaining catfight though, the men listen in. Unbeknowngst to them, the women foresaw this and decide to have their own fun by using the secret exit in the room, to spy on the men trying to spy on them. Follow?

But then the men catch on. Remembering that the robot "Blossom" is still with the girls, Me comes up with an ingenious plan to use the special features on Bubbles, to hack into the robot mole and discover where the women are and what they are up to.

But Blossom is in on it, tells the women that the men are trying to spy, and so the women decide to put on a show - teasing Girl-on-girl action!

These are some damn fine women we've got on board - and a pretty complex plot too ;)

To make things even more jaw-droppingly shocking, Soul leaves the menfolk, and appears on screen with the women, ready to "contribute"

Of course all play and no peril makes... well a hell of a lot of fun, but Needy always finds the trouble.

After returning from his bunk (can you blame him?) he hears a commotion outside Destiny.
It turns out the bartender and the two goons have tracked him down, and now they're mad.

Elsewhere, Safe plays a mean joke on the girls but gets his comeuppance when he is knocked out cold when he runs into a low hatch.

As Needy tries to prove his courage by facing off against the villains and offering a truce by returning the stolen property, Safe is taken to the infirmary by Me who requests a chainsaw.

After dealing with the goons, with a little help from Serenity, Needy returns to the ship tired of it all.

Meanwhile Safe is about to get a bionic leg courtesy of Dr Me, when the love-bots (who are designed to protect human life) jump the doctor, preventing such drastic action.

Eventually, everyone on the crew is asking "can we just get off this damn rock now?"

So, it seems everything is tying itself up neatly right?
Wrong!

Safe, still on the operating table, lets one off.
(It must have been the cranberry juice)

As the toxic gas passes through the rooms of the ship, the crew try to escape it's evil clutches...

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THE CREW OF DESTINY

Amylisai: Crazy sister aboard the Destiny. Master of chop-stick-fu.
CallMeSerenity aka Serenity: First Officer.
CastIronJack: A gun hand. (Job titles include “Funny Man” and possibly “Chief Nurse”)
Flechette: Cook.
Jazaf: Navigator.
Needy: A boy whore. Currently shrunk to one third normal size (all over, that is).
SafeAt2nd: Handyman.
SoulOfSerenity: Captain.
TheRealMe aka Doctor Me: Ship’s Physician and Mad Scientist. Medical license in dispute on some worlds.
Wildigstart aka Willie: Gifted mechanic on t

NEEDY

Friday, May 26, 2006 10:23 PM

OOC: Since nobody's posted for a while, I might as well bump this thread with a little plot

Alone in the confines of Needy's shuttle, the companion and the ship's new passenger Willie, sit quietly on his bed.

"Are you sure it's safe?" the young mechanic asks him

"Of course. Remember, I'm a professional", Needy reassures her. "Besides, what else are we going to do? We can't go back out there until its safe to do so. Since we're both in here... together... alone... we might as well have a little fun. In fact I view it as my responsibility to make sure you have a good time on our ship"

"But... the others. Will they mind? I mean, do you do this with all of them?" Willie asks cautiously.

"No. Are you kidding? Never. But, for you... I wanted to share this with you"

"I bet you say that to all the girls"

"No, I don't"

Willie lets out a deep breath before replying "Okay, give it to me"

Needy reaches over to her and presses a button.
With that Willie's body tingles with sensation all over, as she struggles to contain her ecstasy.

"Good stuff huh?" Needy asks smiling, as Willie bites her lip

Connected to the mechanics arms and legs are tourniquet bands with wires running from them. The electrical current that runs through the wearer's body stimulates the nerve-endings inducing a prolonged state of pleasure.
Continual use isn't recommended as it can cause cardiac arrest, but for short bursts... it can be very entertaining.
Needy learnt that having such a "Stimulator" is very useful in a companion's kit. And a great way to relieve stress after a tough day.

Since he had no idea what sort of reaction it would trigger in himself due to his recent mutation, he dared not use it on himself for the tiem being... but Willie? She deserved a try.

...

OOC: So, I've noticed my posts are becoming more and more sexually charged - I suppose that's expected of a boy whore. Didn't intend them to be though... they just always turn out that way when I write Needy being... well, needy

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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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www.myspace.com/needsalt
http://needsalt.livejournal.com/

JAZAF

Saturday, May 27, 2006 3:49 AM

"Finally! a Shower!" Jazaf says jubilantly.
He lets the water wash the filth away as he reflects on the past few days.
"Lemme see here, who else do I have to repay?"
Jazaf's eyes go wide, a smile leaps to his face and he shouts "I'm Free!"
He hurriedly turns off the shower, wraps a towel around him and bolts out of the bathroom with one hand holding up the towel. He spots the Lexabot in the common room notifying the crew that the stench has been jettisoned into space. She heard him shout earlier and turned to face him. Jazaf takes her in both his arms and spins her around saying 'I'm free' multiple times.
"What's the occasion?" She asks.
"I don't owe anyone anything for seeing my gear!"
"You mean that gear?" she replies pointing down.
"Huh?"
Jazaf follows the finger and notices that his towel fell to the ground. Jazaf quickly scans the room to see if anyone was there. Unfortunatley, he spots the whole crew save Jack, Willie, and Needy.
Jazaf hangs his head in shame, rewraps himself in the towel and heads to his bunk.
"Doc, Serenity, Amy, Flechette, ...." can be heard as Jazaf slowly walks away.

OOC: I've noticed that too Needy, Way to stay in Character!
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
www.myspace.com/jazaf
what? Everyone's doing it!

THEREALME

Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:10 AM

Doctor Me carefully considers the naked Jazaf’s... situation... with a professional eye.

“It might interest you, Jazaf, that I’m working on a recombinant DNA re-sequencing injection for Needy, to enlarge him back to his normal size. Perhaps I could develop an alternate formula for, you know, other uses…"

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

NEEDY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 1:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Doctor Me carefully considers the naked Jazaf’s... situation... with a professional eye.

“It might interest you, Jazaf, that I’m working on a recombinant DNA re-sequencing injection for Needy, to enlarge him back to his normal size. Perhaps I could develop an alternate formula for, you know, other uses…"

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

OOC: Sorry Jazaf, but that was just TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

...

After the scintillating fun is over with the companion's toys, Needy sighs and confesses... "You know, I think it's safe to go out there now. It probably has been for about half an hour or so"

"So you've been keeping me here under false pretences then?"

"Maybe not false... but dragged out. Can you forgive me?"

"I suppose" she grins. "Shall we see what everyone else is up to then?"

"I guess it could be fun"

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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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www.myspace.com/needsalt
http://needsalt.livejournal.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 1:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:

After dealing with the goons, with a little help from Serenity, Needy returns to the ship tired of it all.

A little help?!?! That's what I get for saving your butt? A little help?

There's gratitude, there's generosity!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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