Destiny, Episode 11: Death to the Living Flatulence!
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 22, 2006 14:37
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"Ah, Soul! Good to see you! I'm afraid that Jazaf is... indisposed at the moment. Perhaps I could be of assistance? I'm an even better navigator than I am a doctor!"
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny
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OOC: Ah, the Destiny thread, it's good to have you back 
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The sound of commotion outside awakens Needy from his sleep.
"How long was I asleep?" he wondered. It felt as if they had been in stasis for months.
Immediately jumping to his feet so that he stands at the grand height of 2ft, he quickly throws on some clothes and makes his way out of his room, following the voices.
"Hopefully the medicine the doctor's been working on is ready" he said to himself, realising that his short stature wasn't doing him any favours, with the exception of looking up the women's skirts. Not that that was any consolation since most of the women he came into contact with wore trousers. Gone were the days of his whoredom.
Still Willie was nice... if only he could have convinced her to stay in stasis with him.
"Oh well, can't have everything"
"Ah" Needy called out as he turned a corner and spotted Dr Me "just the man I was looking for"
Unfortunately, Me didn't see Needy... at least not soon enough. By the time, Me had realised where the voice was coming from, it was too late. The boy whore was already under his feet, causing the doctor to stumble before he fell flat on his face, helplessly suffocating Needy with his crotch.
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
"I Kinda filled Serenity's hairdryer with powder." A scream of rage echo's through the ship.
Fortunately for Serenity, she doesn't use a hairdryer.
Her scream of rage, however, was from discovering that the powder Safe used was her very expensive and delicately scented with the essence of some rare flower talcum powder that she only used on very special occasions.
"I am going to KILL Safe!" she yells, grabbing her mule's leg, a large bowie knife and several grenades. She storms into the hall, running into Soul.
"Where'd he go, sir? Don't try to hide him from me, it'll just prolong his agony!"
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Quote:
Originally posted by THEREALME: "Ah, Soul! Good to see you! I'm afraid that Jazaf is... indisposed at the moment. Perhaps I could be of assistance? I'm an even better navigator than I am a doctor!"
"Me! That would be great! It's a small world called Hellmouth. Strange name, but the man I spoke to said that there was work a-plenty to be found there."
Me made a strange look on his face, but then quickly smiled again. "Then Hellmouth it is!"
"Thanks!" Soul replied. "Oh, and if you see Serenity beating Safe into a pulp, just leave them be."
Me chuckles and turns to leave.
Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
"Ah" Needy called out as he turned a corner and spotted Dr Me "just the man I was looking for"
Unfortunately, Me didn't see Needy... at least not soon enough. By the time, Me had realised where the voice was coming from, it was too late. The boy whore was already under his feet, causing the doctor to stumble before he fell flat on his face, helplessly suffocating Needy with his crotch.
Soul couldn't help but to break out laughing.
Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMESERENITY: "I am going to KILL Safe!" she yells, grabbing her mule's leg, a large bowie knife and several grenades. She storms into the hall, running into Soul.
"Where'd he go, sir? Don't try to hide him from me, it'll just prolong his agony!"
That only causes Soul to laugh harder, and all he can do is point his finger towards the hallway.
OOC: God, I missed this!!
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"uhh...did you say left foot green or right hand blue, Bubbles?" Jazaf asks.
"I said Left Hand Red" Bubbles replies.
"Gotcha. What's next?" Blossom chirps.
"Can't... reach... Spinner...!" Buttercup says as she reaches out from the tangled mess.
"hmm... Nekkid Twister is more challenging than I thought." Jazaf says.
Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
Throwing open the first door he comes to--he sees Jazaf, and all three Lovebots, in a rather uncompromising position. Spinning around quickly, Soul clears his throat.
"Er...Jaz, I could really use your help on the bridge. I got a wave for our next job. I kinda need you to lay out the whole...nav...thing..."
Without waiting for a response, Soul walks quickly away to search for the rest of his wayward crew.
"Awww!" the lovebots cry in unison.
"Ain't it just like a Captain to ruin the fun." Jazaf complains. He tries to pull himself free to get to his duties but finds out that he's stuck.
"heh, Lucky for us it seems like we won't be able to untangle ourselves for a while yet. In the meantime, I got other fun ideas we can do."
"Yay!"
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
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On the Destiny's bridge, Doctor Me works his way through the Navigation Console User's Guide.
"Hmmm... Not quite as advanced equipment as I'm used to but... this looks like the triple-axis display and..."
Suddenly, the nav console comes to life, with blinking lights, spinning dials, and (something no mad scientist can do without) a set of rabbit ears with lighting coursing up and down between the antennae.
Nodding in satisfaction, Doctor Me then thumbs through Bryce's Catalog of Known Planetary Objects.
"Hellmouth, huh? Well, THIS would be the fastest course. It DOES go through this dangerous asteroid field, but I'm sure that our pilot is good enough to keep us alive. Huh. I wonder who our pilot is?"
Doctor Me plots the course and feeds it into the nav computer.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"...Huh. I wonder who our pilot is?"
Soul's eyes go wide as a revelation hits him.
"WE DON"T HAVE A PILOT!!!"
Then an idea hits him.
"Ooh!! Let's have pilot tryouts!!"
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Do we have an engineer? What about that creepy guy who used to hide back there? Did we lose him?
Oh, I guess that is what we picked up Willie for.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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TRYOUT TIME!!!!!!
Here's the new thread (since we're back in business):
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25447
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Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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