Destiny, Episode 11: Death to the Living Flatulence!

POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 22, 2006 14:37
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NEEDY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 1:39 PM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
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Originally posted by NEEDY:

After dealing with the goons, with a little help from Serenity, Needy returns to the ship tired of it all.

A little help?!?! That's what I get for saving your butt? A little help?

There's gratitude, there's generosity!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

LOL!
I know, sorry. But by that point in the summary I knew I had gone on long enough and wanted to shorten it.
It was worth it though to get that reaction from you

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THEREALME

Saturday, May 27, 2006 2:43 PM

After Doctor Me's generous offer, the lovebots approach him, but keep their eyes on Jazaf.

Bubbles: "You know, Doctor, it is a bit chilly in this room."

Buttercup: "It's cold."

Blossom: "Positively frigid."

Doctor Me: "Ah, indeed so. That explains everything." The Doctor bows. "My apologies, Jazaf. Clearly, due to this alternate plausible explanation, you would have no need of my services!"

Bubbles (to the other love-bots): "He does look cold. Do you think we should warm him up?"

Blossom and Buttercup (still watching Jazaf, nodding vigorously): "Yes!"

The three love-bots escort Jazaf back to his bunk.

Doctor Me continues thinking about this drug, though, as he could make a fortune selling it to the Companion Guild.

TheRealMe, soon-to-be-rich Doctor of Destiny!

THEREALME

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:35 AM

TheRealMe carefully scrutinizes his contract. He is fairly certain that there is a clause somewhere which exempts him from having to work with living flatulence.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

SAFEAT2ND

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 6:48 PM

Destiny sails into the Black with the flatulence safely vented... or is it??

Safe hits the com. "I feel I should apologize to the crew. The recent smell was truely an embare-ass-ment *snicker snicker* ahem... and I have taken it upon myself to lecture Jack and Dr. Me in the errors of their gastric care. I hope that they will make better choices in the future with what they eat."

"And one more thing... I'd like the jettison all bottles of cranberry juice..."

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

FLECHETTE

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 8:52 PM

"Like hell you will!"

Flechette, all mused from tussling with Scottish Jayne, looks up at the PA -

"Get rid of any sort of fruit juice?" Hell get rid on anything vaguely considered food or a cooking ingredient? Did that stench kill a few brain cells?"

"Now Darlin'" Jayne began - stretching out some, "it might not be the worst idea they've had - I think that cloud may have corroided some of the metal in this flying junk pile..."

"Shh! If any one hears you call Destiny Junk I'm not getting in their way! 'Side I swapped a new cake recipe - calls for 3 different juices..." Flechette scrambles out of the bed and starts throwing on clothes, stops, eyes Jayne.

"Alrighty woman- that look means trouble and not the fun kind," Jayne shook his head - "what?"

"just you built Lexa which was probably fairly complicated and you're a decent thief - I was wonderin if you could build a refrigerated lockbox- pendin' Caps permission a course..."

"You're gonna let me tinker around the galley?" Jayne grins and heads on out, "let me at it!"
and he heads down the corridor..

"Jayne?"

Flechette's holding out a pair of pants - and a wide grin.

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Greetings All! Still busy as all get out - Tim leaves in 2 weeks but I'll try and stay a bit more active! I love the thread summary!

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, June 2, 2006 2:32 PM

*Serenity wanders around the ship*

Has anyone seen Trebeck?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

SAFEAT2ND

Monday, June 5, 2006 3:24 PM

*Hikes up his pants and heads off to the kitchen, a determined look in his eye*

Muttering "Rassa-frassin' cranberry juice. I'll put an end to your evil-ness. Yessir I will. 'Healthy'?? yeah right. I'd like to meet the ignoramus what came to THAT conclusion, yes I would indeed..."

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

AMYLISAI

Friday, June 9, 2006 8:56 PM

Hello gang!
Sorry to have been AWOL. Life got in the way, and no one had replied to anything of mine in ages so I didn't get one of those friendly reminders.
Anyway, I'm back--nose plugs in hand and ready to go.

Flechette, be sure to give us Tim's address when he leaves-- I just happen to be running an AnySoldier drive right now so I'll hopefully have some stuff to send his way.

Hope you're all well!
PS I just got acceptance for a Lemelson Center Fellowship at the Smithsonian in DC. I'll be there Sept-Nov so hopefully I'll be able to see some of you East Coasters for Serenity Day! Eh? Anyone?

Amylisai, Chopstick Ninja Queen O'Fancy Garb

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, June 9, 2006 9:02 PM

ooh, amy, that's fantastic!! Wish I lived closer (I used to live in Philly, and then I lived about an hr away from DC in VA.) So exciting! I love the Smithsonian (best thing about DC IMHO.)

Okay, enough blathering from me.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

AMYLISAI

Friday, June 9, 2006 11:41 PM

Well, I have to travel farther south for research at other locations and my boyfriend and I will want to visit his college roommate who goes to law school in Georgia-- so we might get closer and have a better chance of meeting up... (yes, boyfriend is tagging along with me to DC. Good for me as he'll split the housing cost!)

So, remind me where you live? And you too, Fletchette! Hopefully in one of the Carolinas or Georgia (don't you live in one of those states or did I make that up?) Anyone else I'm forgetting? It would be totally cool to finally meet in person, and watch some Firefly together too!

Cheers, Amy

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