A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
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EMMARIGBY that is Hi-larious
Ok heres mine
The hair fairy came for me,
When I had a little shlong,
The hair fairy came for me,
But he didn't stay that long,
The hair fairy came for me,
But now theres something I resent,
The hair fairy came for me,
Because my hair that came has went
Z
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Yeah, but are they identical twins, or fraternal?
"Relatively" identical. Maybe sisternal? Soroital?
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Originally posted by RMMC:
I just want to know why, if men like women having large breasts, they don't design enough room in gorram clothes to fit 'em in?
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RMMC
It's because we're expected to look like Kate Moss. Though her boobs are small to nonexistant so a better example would probably be Gisele.
So what they really want is a woman with ta-tas like those sports shoes. When you need 'em, you just pump 'em up with air otherwise you deflate them for easy storage.
Can I design clothes for them that makes them talk like a soprano?
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RMMC
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Lately I've also been wondering why women's clothes aren't made to fit larger than a B cup. What gives? I'm statistically average, but I can't buy a nice button up shirt that doesn't gape in the front. Or rather, it wouldn't gape if I could just keep my arms still at my sides the whole day. I like that many places now sell women's cut t-shirts, but they appear to be made for 10-year-olds! I'm on a committee planning a women's science conference and we ordered a bunch of "womens" t-shirts with our logo, only to find even the largest size was tiny! Maybe only half our committee can fit into the XL (I'm not sure it will fit me, either) and we're not some collection of mutants. Geez. 
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Originally posted by RMMC:
I just want to know why, if men like women having large breasts, they don't design enough room in gorram clothes to fit 'em in?
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RMMC
It's because we're expected to look like Kate Moss. Though her boobs are small to nonexistant so a better example would probably be Gisele.
So what they really want is a woman with ta-tas like those sports shoes. When you need 'em, you just pump 'em up with air otherwise you deflate them for easy storage.
Can I design clothes for them that makes them talk like a soprano?
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RMMC
You most certainly can. In fact, it might even be what some would call 'hilarious'.
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Thefuturemissus,
I can understand your nervousness. I waited outside...
Although I can't know this, it's www.rigbyandpeller.com near Horrids and looking at their website (purely in the interests of research, y'understand) they look like they will be at Brent Cross as well.
Mrs G and her mate did go to Kensington. The fitters were very professional, sensitive and un-scary (except for the standing back, taking one look and estimating circumferance and cup letter dead on thing - that was uncanny).
They suggested a completely new number/letter to the existing combo, and apparently the difference in comfort was nothing short of miraculous.
As for me, I had to retire to my bunk...
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Eloisa- hey, I know it's like twenty posts later but rock on for that link to Bravissimo! They actually have bras that come in colors!!! Finding shirts that fit right is hard enough but once you get to a G (and it looks like theres a couple G-H ladies here that can vouch for this as well!) the come in black and white. Beige if youre lucky.
So sad that the "fashion world" dictates that if you're more than a D cup you should wear ugly, old lady bras and mu-mus!
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"Ain't no way in the 'verse they could find that compartment, even if they were lookin' for it."
"Why not"
"'Cause..."
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Originally posted by seeskyandremember:
Eloisa - hey, I know it's like twenty posts later but rock on for that link to Bravissimo! They actually have bras that come in colors!!! Finding shirts that fit right is hard enough but once you get to a G (and it looks like theres a couple G-H ladies here that can vouch for this as well!) the come in black and white. Beige if youre lucky.
So sad that the "fashion world" dictates that if you're more than a D cup you should wear ugly, old lady bras and mu-mus!
Until I found Bravissimo all my bras (except for the red one that strongly resembles part of a dominatrix's outfit) looked like they were intended for fifty year old mothers-of-six - when I've been my current weird-ass size since I was nineteen - and I thought I'd have to resort to made-to-measure to get a shirt that both fit my bust and sat against the rest of me. The cup-size swimsuits, too... I actually feel like I'm in my twenties when I go there, instead of feeling out of place and out of shape.
I mean, I got a bra in the Ealing shop's sale in January that is pink with embroidered flowers all over it. *dies* Admittedly if I hadn't bought it in the sale it would have cost £60 (that's $100 in foreign money), but it's gorgeous and it fits me...
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I went and looked at the Bravissimo site, but I noticed what is an evil word for me with bras: underwire. I can't stand the wretched things as they tend to dig into my stomach.
Fortunately I have a nearby store that stocks up to cup size JJ...with colors and style selections. 
The one thing I really want to know about bras is...why do they pad cup sizes that are D and up? At my size, if there's one thing I don't need in there it's padding!
One side is larger/
Than the other./
Why are clothes made/
To fit our brothers?/
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RMMC
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I've only seen one or two bras that size with padding, to be honest. Maybe it's just not so common round here. (Bought one recently. Cleavage does stupid things, can't close shirts. On the plus side, no sag whatsoever. Guess it's which you choose.)
And... you wear bras without underwire?! I haven't done that since I was a B cup; which manufacturer gives you enough support?
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