A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
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Originally posted by zoid:
As to the King Kong viz. gorilla penis size observation:
This sheds an entirely new light on Kong's serial relationships with human females (until he met the love of his life, Ann Darrow, of course). I always thought, "How sad! Their's is truly a love that can never be!", because of the size difference. However, given an average erect penis size of just over one inch in the adult gorilla, this would make Kong -- approximately 10 times the size of an average gorilla -- a more reasonable, er, um...
Let's just say Kong may have been Ann's dream date, after all, and that the worshipful look on Ann Darrow's (Naomi Watts) face may have been more than strictly platonic...
Thought-provoking, n'est-ce pas?
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I see your point, but think in terms of proportion. King Kong is what, 50, 100 feet tall? Relatively speaking, ten inches (ten times one inch) would be pretty small on a gorilla of that size.
At last.
We can retire and give up
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I think he was closer to 25 feet tall (according to info gleamed from IMDB) in the latest movie. Still reasonable length-wise, but girth may be substantial. That may have added to his unhappiness as well.
I was happier when this thread was discussing (maturely) breasts in general...not so sure I like discussion gorilla's equipment.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Eloisa wrote:
... no. You guys are NOT allowed to make me laugh out loud in the office. FFF is an illicit pleasure while I'm working; someone'll notice!
However... I was moved to check... and I'm mildly confused. One of mine is very slightly bigger than the other, but I think it's the right rather than the left, and I'm so right-handed I can't even put a pen behind my ear with my left hand with any degree of accuracy, and I'm not a wallflower who's afraid of breaking a nail! Am I a mutant?
You're not alone, I'm the same way. The way I figure it is, I do all the detail, fine motor stuff with my right hand, but all the heavey lifting and muscles required stuff with my left.
I have no idea why this post looks like this. I tried to reply with a quote but it came out all funny looking.
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I agree with TRISTAN,
Although I like JPs King Kong I still like the old b/w KK better where Fay Wray spends most the entire time trying to elude the big ape( While Mrs Kong may have been spending time with Mr T.Rex whos more sensitive to her needs)But thats another story, another time,another planet.
Z
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deepgirl187:
And the average gorilla is what? 350 lbs. and over five-and-a-half feet tall, with a 1 1/5 inch penis? You've got the notion of 'proportion' somewhat crooked.
Kong appeared to be a perfectly proportioned (if out-sized) adult silverback. Therefore his penis size would be likewise proportionate. If he's a 55' tall gorilla, his penis would be 12" in length (10x3cm).
I don't know about girth, and like the other guys in this all-female thread, the idea that Kong may be jaw-droppingly compatible with a human female is making me a little nervous...
Proportionately,
zoid
P.S.
Gotta go get my annual flight physical, now. You girls ever had your prostate checked? I know: gyno, pap smear, et cetera. But this is supposed to be an 'exit only', and speaking for myself alone, it makes me very uncomfortable... 
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Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
As to the King Kong viz. gorilla penis size observation:
This sheds an entirely new light on Kong's serial relationships with human females (until he met the love of his life, Ann Darrow, of course). I always thought, "How sad! Their's is truly a love that can never be!", because of the size difference. However, given an average erect penis size of just over one inch in the adult gorilla, this would make Kong -- approximately 10 times the size of an average gorilla -- a more reasonable, er, um...
Let's just say Kong may have been Ann's dream date, after all, and that the worshipful look on Ann Darrow's (Naomi Watts) face may have been more than strictly platonic...
Thought-provoking, n'est-ce pas?
Hhhm, what a strange mental image you have given me! I guess it would be possible, so long as they were very very careful (and she went on top!)
Excuse me, I have to go and wash my brain now
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Back on topic a bit.
Did anyone see the Oprah show where she had the "bra fitters" come on and tell people they were wearing he wrong bra.
What a difference. Course who can afford to spend 60 bucks on the right one?
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Back on topic a bit.
Did anyone see the Oprah show where she had the "bra fitters" come on and tell people they were wearing he wrong bra.
What a difference. Course who can afford to spend 60 bucks on the right one?
They have those on request at Marks and Spencers (sorry M&S - showing my age there) but I think I'd prefer the back pain and the 4 breasted look to a scary woman attacking my girls roughly with a tape measure!
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Marks and Sparks make THE BEST undershirts for men!
Did you know there is a shop in london that makes bespoke bra's! I think it is somewhere in the vicinity of Harrod's. I always wanted to get some, but never worked up the nerve!
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Talking about breasts, has anyone ever heard the filk 'The Boob Fairy'?
It had me in stitches!
You can find it over at
http://www.deirdreflint.com/music.html
I haven't listened to her other stuff yet!
For those who can't/ don't have the time to listen, here are the lyrics!
When I was in my teenage years, I did just what I should
I listened to my mother and I was kind and sweet and good
And my friends and I did rituals and I prayed with all my might
That this would be the evening that she'd stop along her flight
Well, that was several years ago and that chick's long overdue
And it's time I came to terms with something plainly clear to you.
The boob fairy never came for me
No, the boob fairy never came for me
Okay, I'm spunky and I'm cute and I've got a great personality
But the boob fairy never came for me
Well, we were the third house on a country drive, I thought
Maybe she just got lost, so I hung my bra on the mailbox
Til the neighbors took it off
And all my friends got visits and expanded through the years
And left me wailing to the gods buying training bras at Sears
Still I harbor hopes, she'll come for me, I know she will
I'd get 'em done myself if she'd agree to fit the bill
The boob fairy never came for me
No the boob fairy never came for me
Look, I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous B
But the boob fairy never came for me.
This isn't a song about boobs. Not really. The boobs are just a set of metaphors to symbolize everyone's fear of human inadequacy. Hey! We've all felt the pain of being dissed by one fairy or another, so during the next refrain I want you to join in with your own fairy that never paid a call. Maybe it's the height fairy or the butt nymph. Men, maybe it's the pectoral or hair fairy or maybe some other fairy you just want to mumble about. Look, nobody's going to ask you to enunciate. And sisters, I don't want you feeling alienated because you happen to be full-figured. Just change the line to the boob fairy wouldn't let me be or the boob fairy became obsessed with me. Okay, here comes the refrain. Everybody join in.
The boob fairy never came for me
No the boob fairy never came for me
Though the hip fairy came two times
and the thigh fairy came three
The boob fairy never came for me.
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