A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
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RMMC wrote, of her non-identical 'twins':
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And...for me, the 'girls' have never been equal. They've always varied by a cup size. I've had several friends who have the same issue.
Speaking as a guy, here, but I can always tell if a girl is right-handed or left-handed, based on breast size and/or pendulousness (pendulosity?).
The dominant hand tends to do the most work, and so the corresponding breast tends to be smaller and the underlying pectoral muscle more toned. Right-handed = slightly (or significantly) smaller and/or higher right breast, et cetera.
Now ask me about the back strap width of the bra for figuring actual cup size (a.k.a., 'Wonderbra debunker')...
Observantly,
zoid
P.S.
Breasts are a hobby of mine.
P.P.S.
I love Christina Hendricks. Whatever size they were, are, will be, those are real McCoy! What's not to love? I also find the little rolls of subcutaneous fat at her hips very attractive. So much for cultivating the Callista Flockhart look, as far as I'm concerned. Show me a woman with a soft, curvaceous body, and I'll show you a woman with an oral fixation, er, a zest for living.
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I think its pretty much her clothing. YoSaffBridge is trying to look all innocent and nice in Our mrs Renolds while in Trash she is mostly herself.
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Originally posted by zoid:
RMMC wrote, of her non-identical 'twins':
*sputter*
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Speaking as a guy, here, but I can always tell if a girl is right-handed or left-handed, based on breast size and/or pendulousness (pendulosity?).
The dominant hand tends to do the most work, and so the corresponding breast tends to be smaller and the underlying pectoral muscle more toned. Right-handed = slightly (or significantly) smaller and/or higher right breast, et cetera.
I see you have spent much time on your research, sir. I commend you, as you, sir, are correct!.
I've very right-handed (except for being able to write left-handed when necessary...and legibly, but we won't get into that) so the left twin has the Toni...er, is larger while the right is 'actual size.' 
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Now ask me about the back strap width of the bra for figuring actual cup size (a.k.a., 'Wonderbra debunker')...
The wider the strap, the larger the cup size. Small strap with big cup size = loss of nerve function below the shoulder. Trust me on this one.
Quote:You are very diligent in your hobby.
Breasts are a hobby of mine.
I merely speak from own a few. Quote:
P.P.S. I also find the little rolls of subcutaneous fat at her hips very attractive. So much for cultivating the Callista Flockhart look, as far as I'm concerned. Show me a woman with a soft, curvaceous body, and I'll show you a woman with an oral fixation, er, a zest for living.
Geeze...where were guys like you when I was dating? Most of 'em wanted Dolly Parton ta-tas and Twiggy for the rest. Don't they realise girls like that fall over for lack of ballast and never want to due to chronic back problems?
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RMMC
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I have solved the conundrum! She ate Fruity Oaty Bars!
Fruity Oaty bars
Makes a man out of a mouse
Fruity Oaty Bars
Yosafbridge bust out of her blouse!
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Not that I've put in the quality research some of y'all have, but I thought YoSaffBridge probably wasn't wearing a bra with the outfit in OMR. She was, um, sort of Princess Leia jiggly. Certainly would explain how she got dressed so fast. I figured it was another way to grab Mal's attention. Since the top wasn't form-fitting it's hard to judge proportions accurately.
Wow. I've never heard of or noticed breast "handedness". The discovery must have required years of study. I never would have believed guys actually have rational thoughts about breasts. Truly, this is a fascinating thread.
Jayne: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?
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That's amazing!
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I thought she had a corset on in Trash vs. a regular bra or freeness in Our Mrs. Reynolds
I know my bras give me a sweet cleavage line, but my corset REALLY gives me cleavage.
Can you tell I really love my chest. Hopefully it doesn't shrink too much when I lose some weight.
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It's all good!!!I could stand to hear a little more...
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Aerin wrote, in part:
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...Wow. I've never heard of or noticed breast "handedness". The discovery must have required years of study. I never would have believed guys actually have rational thoughts about breasts. Truly, this is a fascinating thread...
Well, I can't speak for other guys, but I have indeed spent years 'researching' breasts. Of course, a brassiere impedes the observation, so...
For my part, I find both 'perfect' breasts (i.e., highly symmetrical) and 'normal' breasts (i.e., asymmetrical, based on 'handedness') are beautiful. A woman who has one breast smaller, firmer than the other suggests an affinity for strenuous work, an admirable personality trait in any human being. A woman who displays high-symmetry suggests a life of ease, a woman who has rarely had to (or chosen to) work hard physically. A woman who has a flock of admirers to carry and lift for her, perhaps.
In either case, women's breasts are a natural work of Art, and as such they all deserve appreciation. So, I prefer to think of myself as a connoiseur of Beauty, of Natural Art, rather than something so clinical as a 'researcher' of breasts. And with Art, the more we learn, the more we appreciate; the more we appreciate, the more we learn...
Avocationally,
zoid
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Christina was wearing a bra in the early scenes of OMR. I know, because her blouse is somewhat translucent and Joss (bless him) lit her from behind. As a consequence, on a handful of occasions the attentive (meaning: heterosexual male) viewer can discern the line of Ms. Hendricks' waist, her ample endowment and the outline of a very thin bra, with a fair degree of three-dimensionality. Additional evidence of the first two traits and Christina's voluptuousness around her waist and hips may be found in her dorsal semi-nude scene with Fillion later in the episode. (NB: Have I ever mentioned that Nathan Fillion is the luckiest SOB in the world?) I'm guessing the actress was wearing appliques over her areolae (at most), but damn! In such close proximity to her mostly-naked pulchritude, I'd have had a hard time remembering my lines, or my name for that matter. I can't help wondering if she smelled as wonderful as she looked...
(My number one question for Nathan, if ever given the opportunity to ask it: What do Morena and Christina smell like, in close quarters? 'Heaven', would be his answer, I'm betting.)
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... no. You guys are NOT allowed to make me laugh out loud in the office. FFF is an illicit pleasure while I'm working; someone'll notice!
However... I was moved to check... and I'm mildly confused. One of mine is very slightly bigger than the other, but I think it's the right rather than the left, and I'm so right-handed I can't even put a pen behind my ear with my left hand with any degree of accuracy, and I'm not a wallflower who's afraid of breaking a nail! Am I a mutant? 
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