Male and Female Imponderables
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 26, 2006 15:29
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Speaking as a woman who has been alone now for about a year. Um I ferget 
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First thing I notice: the grin/smile/eyes lighting up when talking about something they love. Shows a passion that one might be able to tap into at a later time/location 
Soap Opera bad boys: I don't want a bad boy in life...i want a bad boy in the bedroom. That can sometimes be hard to find among the respectful, intelligent, funny, creative, dorks in the world...but not impossible.
The nipple thing is subjective and it sounds like a study is in the works...i like it...and i like to find out if he likes it...
Why do men cry when they watch Somewhere in Time?
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
See now I don't think Jayne is unintelligent. I just think he likes to put up his wall. For in stance in Shindig when Badger is explaining why he doesn't like Mal and Jayne pipes in with "pretentious" also in the BDW when he confronts Mal. Jayne isn't unitelligent. He is deep, there is mystery - much like the story of Mal and the cotton dresses!
Agreed. Jayne does have some smarts to him. Maybe uneducated is the better term.
At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.
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Here's another one:
For those of you either married or in a serious relationship; what is the most important aspect of a happy marriage/relationship?
I am going with trust.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Yeah, if he'd wanted learnin' he'd of gone to school!
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however, not to be taken too seriously...i must tell you that i've been escorted to the gates of some of the finest schools in the southwest... and did indeed receive my coveted diploma from SDU... click here to view the recently completed web site of my prestigous alma mater... http://www.slimsdiscountuniversity.com/
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Question for both: What the hell is up with "flirting"? Is it not enough that two people are attracted to one another? Why do you play silly monkey games with each other?
Questions for women:
Look at your wardrobe. How many articles of clothing do you have that hug your ass and thighs? How many shorts come above mid thigh? How many tops "accentuate" the area that they cover? WHY? That stuff CANNOT be comfortable.
On a related subject, makeup: You look better without it, and even if you don't, oh well. Why do you spend any amount of time trying to put on a fake face? Oh, I've heard it before, "I do it to make myself feel pretty, not for others to". Bull-Crap. I spend just enough time on grooming myself to not offend others with BO. Anything beyond that is superfluous.
A finally... stop wearing perfume to the gym. It's hard to breath deep on a treadmill when you're sucking up chemicals from the thing in the annoyingly bright hot pink tank top next to you.
Questions for men: What the hell is your problem? Since when has manliness been defined as indulging in your own desires? How about some FREGGIN restraint? The universal measure of masculinity is and has always been SUFFERING. Suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character. You deny yourself temptations and you grow as a person, and to become a man you undergo a ritual, a trial of endurance and pain to make the transition. What are our rituals today? College hazing? Drinking as much as possible and fucking anything that moves? Damn you and your filthy heathen ways! And now we live in a country of 30 year old BOYS!
Gorram it, man.
Have you ever:
Used your teeth as wire strippers?
Given yourself stitches?
Made improvised munitions with no base supplies?
Pissed in a canteen?
Gone a month without bathing?
If so, you MIGHT just be a !HOOAH MOTHERF*CKER!
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Jayne, to me, seems to personify the football hero. He is strong, forceful, and base. He knows what he wants and the easiest way to get it. He also looks out for himself foremost, and others only if their well-being is good for him. All of this is not meant to be insulting to the character. There is a bit of him in every male, and it oftentimes comes out. He is also intelligent, and there were a few glimmers of that mentioned in above posts, and loyal (even if his idea is skewed {Ariel, for example}). I like his character; he appeals to my "bonk them on the head with a club" parts.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Well I can think of many a woman who perked up at the reference to bonk!
and yes I agree!
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