Male and Female Imponderables

POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 26, 2006 15:29
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TRISTAN

Thursday, May 4, 2006 5:53 PM

Had to start a thread after spending some time in the "A moment of cattiness et.al". This, in a perfect forum, would be a place to ask questions of the opposite sex that have you confused...and hopefully an answer will be forthcoming. This is not meant to degrade into a Sophmoric discussion, but one of a serious and austere atmosphere...unless of course it just happens to slide.

This thread could just disappear into the archives, or it could be an interesting way to talk about things that have confused all of us for a long time.

Enjoy!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:05 PM

Hhhm! Okay, Is the old wive's tale about the relationship between the size of a guy's feet and his penis really true? Ditto for the one about the size of his nose? 'Cos that would be really handy advertisement (not that these things matter of course )

TRISTAN

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:13 PM

So far as I am aware, this is not true. Size cannot be determined by anything other than actually looking at the item in question.
I have heard of this old wives' tale, but I can't seem to locate anything on it's origins.

Here's one for the females, then.
Upon meeting a male of "dating age", what is the first thing about them you focus on? (something physical, they way they talk, etc)

Holding until you get back, Captain.

PIZMOBEACH

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:18 PM

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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
....the size of a guy's feet and his penis really true? Ditto for the one about the size of his nose?

Absolutely 100% true... that's why clowns get all the chicks...

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GRIZWALD

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:19 PM

Oh c'mon Tristan, you're a married man. Surely you understand all there is to know about women.

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:21 PM

For me personally it is the attitude. Obviously one notices if a person is really attractive, but the attitude is most important.

I don't deal well with negative people. So thats the first thing I notice, are they a "happy" person or not.

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:24 PM

Okay, this may sound really pathetic but what really turns me on is if a guy is interested in me!
Honestly, a bit of blatent flirting can really up the attractiveness level a whole lot!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:25 PM

She is right! That too.

Although I tend to flirt with everyone, so I never know when a guy is serious or just flirting back.

Unless of course I don't like you

GRIZWALD

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Upon meeting a male of "dating age", what is the first thing about them you focus on?

*huff* So we're doing serious answers? Okay, whatEVer.

Ummmm... First thing I used to notice, back when I noticed, because of course now I NEVER notice men other than the one I'm married to, was... Thighs. And it still would be, if I still noticed. Which I don't. (Which is why I also don't watch Viggo Mortensen's dismounts from his horse in Hidalgo over and over and over again. And again.)

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Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

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MYSTRE

Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hhhm! Okay, Is the old wive's tale about the relationship between the size of a guy's feet and his penis really true? Ditto for the one about the size of his nose? 'Cos that would be really handy advertisement (not that these things matter of course )

Some of these tales are sort of true for a guy who is proportionally shaped. But not quite the way you have it. It is true that from the base of the hand to the end of the middle finger will be very close to the same size. Also the fingers will defiantly give a clue to girth albeit not directly proportional - Both of these work for a woman with regards to the size of the birth canal, but why would anyone care about this?

The foot is the same length as the distance between your inner elbow to the base of your hand, you can try this a home and see for your selves.

But like I hinted at, it does depend on the person being a genetically proportional body type. Different rules for mutants ;)

There are for sure more of them as the human body has many synchronicities.

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