A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding

POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
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TRISTAN

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 8:57 PM

Never been a "D" myself
Sorry, couldn't resist...

Yeah, man boobs are scary. Even to other men. I have slight man boobs, but I can puff up and make them look like muscle...just can't stay puffed up for too long.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

ELOISA

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by deepgirl187:
I've actually had trouble fitting into shirts because of their size (42 D). I'd kill for them to be smaller.

Deepgirl, if you're British, go to Bravissimo (the out-size bra shop) - they've started to do clothing including some office stuff including shirts that vary in three curviness ratios as well as by general torso size. If you're not British, try their website ordering service at http://www.bravissimo.com/bravissimo/, just be careful of Les Tailles Anglaises. Bravissimo're expensive but they'll sell you something you can wear in public that a) flatters your body and b) doesn't gape. I'm a 30 FF so I know your pain!

Now, this is odd. I thought that Righty was the larger because its underneath "starts" lower down my front, but am now wondering if it is muscle above rather than the alternative. Then again, like Zoid said, I do carry heavy shopping in my left hand mostly... can't even get my train ticket out of my bag with my left hand...

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MSCKAREN

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sassalicious:
Am I the only one in here that's never been a D?

I haven't seen D yet but I've gone up a cup size every decade so it may be in my future... I think the jump from B to C had more to do with weight gain than anything else and hope I've put a stop to that.

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RMMC

Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:21 AM

DeepGirl, I understand completely. I'm currently a 40H. Frankly, I had an easier time finding a bra when I was a 44DDD. I'm now having serious thoughts about making my own bras.

I do know of a place that has a nice stock of larger sized bras, but it's in western Wayne County. (I-96/I-275 area.) If you want more information, send me an email and I'll get you the exact name, addr & ph# for the place.

As for the tops...I've always had that problem. I still vividly remember the days of safty-pinning myself in blouses. I just want to know why, if men like women having large breasts, they don't design enough room in gorram clothes to fit 'em in?

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RMMC

RMMC

Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:29 AM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Now I claim a full D and the worst part is, I am getting smaller and they are either staying the same or getting bigger, because they proceed me into the room by about 5 secounds!

And I feel you pain, FMF. As I stated above, I'm in the 'H' cup range now.

The worst is that the girls are the first place I gain weight...and it never leaves them. This is why, when I dropped 3 dress sizes (and 4 inches around my rib cage) last year, I went UP 2 cup sizes.

I have a friend who's an 'A' cup, who is envious of me. I keep telling her if there was a way to share, I'd give her at least half of mine.

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RMMC

JAYNESBUNKWOMAN

Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:51 AM

What a fun thread! Who knew that guys (thanks to Zoid et al) actually studied our boobs instread of either playing with them or trying to mash them into one!! *lol*

My *girls* have been up to a D but now that i've lost some wight, there down to my normal C! ANd that is the first place my weight gain goes and weight loss disappears....pain in the ass when jogging! they hurt after!

My alternate name is popcorn catcher - esp. when wearing a v neck!! Gotta clean "house" before standing up or theres a veritable shower of popcorn coming from my shirt!

tata girls (teehee)

JBW

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One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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SASSALICIOUS

Thursday, May 4, 2006 4:34 AM

Acting . . . . they "act" and starred in Full House, a couple of other small movies, a bunch of direct to video crap, and then a recent one on the big screen that sucked, but was kind of hilarious.

Businesswomen . . . they own their own production company (and have since the age of 6) that puts out their movies, they developed the entire Mary Kate and Ashley clothing/makeup line sold at Wal-Mart and they have furniture line somewhere (maybe Wal Mart as well).

Therefore, I conclude that their acting (if it can be called that . . . seriously all the recent movies have the same plot in a different country) sucks, but as businesswomen they dominate. They've found their niche and exploited it to the best of their abilities.

SASSALICIOUS

Thursday, May 4, 2006 4:38 AM

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Originally posted by RMMC:
I just want to know why, if men like women having large breasts, they don't design enough room in gorram clothes to fit 'em in?

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RMMC

It's because we're expected to look like Kate Moss. Though her boobs are small to nonexistant so a better example would probably be Gisele.

TRISTAN

Thursday, May 4, 2006 12:39 PM

Sassalicious,
Thank you, I understand now...I had not realized your response involved MK and Ashley.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

ZOID

Thursday, May 4, 2006 3:49 PM

Mmmm-ah!-'lishus wrote:

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Does anyone have nicknames for theirs? I call mine:

the girls
the crumb-catchers
the twins
the Grand Tetons
My Bazoombas (to the tune of "My Sharona")
the twin towers
Mary Kate and Ashley (before the eating disorder)...

Yeah, but are they identical twins, or fraternal?

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I make fun of them mainly because they are always in the way. I never know if I have a stain on my shirt unless someone tells me or I see it in a mirror...

Both sexes have anatomical advantages and disadvantages. I've never seen a lady double up in pain because they sat down too quickly, without making sure 'the furniture' was properly arranged first. We all have our 'burdens' to bear.

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I'd have to lift them up to check and that can be inconvenient.

Mal-licious

Again, speaking for all males, that's what we're here for. You need only command us to assist you in the heft-and-inspect operation, ma'am. We'll be tripping over ourselves to help out.

As to the King Kong viz. gorilla penis size observation:
This sheds an entirely new light on Kong's serial relationships with human females (until he met the love of his life, Ann Darrow, of course). I always thought, "How sad! Their's is truly a love that can never be!", because of the size difference. However, given an average erect penis size of just over one inch in the adult gorilla, this would make Kong -- approximately 10 times the size of an average gorilla -- a more reasonable, er, um...

Let's just say Kong may have been Ann's dream date, after all, and that the worshipful look on Ann Darrow's (Naomi Watts) face may have been more than strictly platonic...

Thought-provoking, n'est-ce pas?

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
Being a guy, I humbly apologize for intruding.
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