A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
VIEWED: 12539
PAGE 5 of 10
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Emma I can feel your pain.
God did not bless me with an adundance of the "beautiful art" so admired by zoid. I was a small b for most of my teen to 20's. Then I had my first son and went from a 34b to a 38 (baby weight) E! It was awful.
Now I claim a full D and the worst part is, I am getting smaller and they are either staying the same or getting bigger, because they proceed me into the room by about 5 secounds!
My whole life (well actually the time period after I increased in height by about 8 inches and the rest of my body finally figured out it was supposed to fatten up) I've been a 34B. Even with the yo-yo dieting in high school. I get to college, go on birth control, and now I'm a 34C magically! I LOVE it, but I have this fear that they will shrink as I start to seriously lose weight.
Your story gives me hope that they won't shrink (well, less than a C cup though the number might change), so thanks!
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I was told once that a gentlemen had either (a) a large... um... set of golf balls or (b) a large "implement" but not (c) both.
edited: "large" being relative to the other item on that man.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Thanks for the update! Strangely my degree in zoology didn't cover individual differences in the human male!
I did learn some other interesting facts though. Did you know that an erect gorilla 'package' (I didn't want to offend with anatomical terminology) is only 3cm long? It makes you watch the Disney film Tarzan with a whole new eye, I can tell you!
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I was thinking of creating a thread
WHY WOMEN GO TO THE LOO IN PACKS - so that we could once and for all explain to men that we do it (a) to talk about them, (b) to talk about _____(insert subject, really anything but them) or (c)to talk about them.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
FMF, I consider myself "average", and I also have an average-sized pair of..."golf balls" will do nicely (clean words are good 
). So, I am not sure. I have seen many (unfortunately), and still can't confirm nor deny that statement completely. I have always seen them as a package deal (no pun intended, but it's there anyway), and sized accordingly...interesting concept.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
EmmaRigby,
That zoological fact makes me feel a bit better about myself. Thank you!
Yes, we males are as diverse in body shape/style as are females. Revel in difference! Difference is good!
The important thing is to be happy with how you are; don't try to change anything to please others or to match what "society" dictates. If you are healthy and happy with you, that is all that matters. It just irks me that people constantly try to change themselves to match what everyone else wants....
*deep breath*
Alright, sorry about that. I will get off my soapbox now.
I'm ok.
Really.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Does anyone have nicknames for theirs? I call mine:
the girls
the crumb-catchers
the twins
the Grand Tetons
My Bazoombas (to the tune of "My Sharona")
the twin towers
Mary Kate and Ashley (before the eating disorder)
I make fun of them mainly because they are always in the way. I never know if I have a stain on my shirt unless someone tells me or I see it in a mirror. I'd have to lift them up to check and that can be inconvenient.
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Does anyone have nicknames for theirs? I call mine:
the girls
the crumb-catchers
the twins
the Grand Tetons
My Bazoombas (to the tune of "My Sharona")
the twin towers
Mary Kate and Ashley (before the eating disorder)
I make fun of them mainly because they are always in the way. I never know if I have a stain on my shirt unless someone tells me or I see it in a mirror. I'd have to lift them up to check and that can be inconvenient.
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
Mary-kate and Ashley?
*runs screaming*
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Hey! Come back! They used to be cute before they got so skinny!!
Damn. Lost another one because of those skinny broads.
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I love Mary Kate and Ashley it's okay!
Got the calander and everything. Maybe just because I grew up with them. I sudenly got clevage a while back it's been really annoying! These damn things are heavy! So I understand that there are many things that cause spontaious breast growth and it sucks!
An I carried such a torch
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME