A moment of female cattiness and sisterhood bonding
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 7, 2006 04:53
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Originally posted by ServantofKushiel:
Lol! All this is so funny. My breast exercises are as follows:
1. Cup both breasts, hands underneath.
2. Locate fiancee
3. Start making a beat (bah bah bah bah bah oh)
4. Bounce one breast up, lower as you bounce other breast up, repeat.
5. Chase above mentioned fiancee around the house, bouncing naked breasts as you holler out the beat.
It's his favorite game.
Ha! I'm still stuck on number 2! I'll bear it in mind though!
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Where were you when I was in high school. A very mean boy, who now regrets his transgressions, made a point daily of pointing out that, one of my legs is slightly longer, one side of my lip is ever so gently plumper, one breast is noticiably larger and that my ears don't match. Yes ladies and gents, get a three way mirror and investigate your ears, chances are there will be small differences but the pattern will be much the same. My ears came from 2 different people. Oh and one eye is slightly larger than the other giving a very slight "lazy" eye look.
Geez, I SOUND hideous, I assure you I am not and would post a semi flattering picture if only I knew how.
Zoid - on behalf of women everywhere - ARE THERE ANYMORE AT HOME LIKE YOU? edited cause I can talk good
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Curiosity led me to this thread. The frankness and humor led me to post. As a male, I have appreciated breasts for most of my life. I still do, but I am also aware that they do not make a person. I have not put as much research into them as Zoid has, but I have also noticed the size differences mentioned. I have trained weapons fighters for Ren Faires, people who ,most of the time, have never even held a sword. This included several females. Over the course of time (several years), I noticed the size change. It took me awhile to realize it was due to change in musculature (same thing happens to guys). Ever since noticing that, every time I see different size breasts, I think "hmm, she must be a fighter". That goes along with the "working" theory, also proposed by Zoid; I subscribe to that as well.
Also never did like stick-figures...real women are sexy!
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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I just think it is funny, that men, in general, spend enough time looking at breasts to notice these things!
I think as an experiment, we women should try and spend an equal amount of time chekcing out a man's "package". Although if we did, we would never get anything done!
Kudos to Zoid and Tristan for admitting they study the female breast!
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Umm...female scrutiny of the object(s) in question would be an interesting topic, but one which might send many males scampering away. I can say that I have not spent as much time focusing on those as I have breasts, but I suppose actually having the equipment, I can be put up there with other "experts". I am happy with what I have, and not completely displeased with the scrutiny I have received in the past. I suppose if you want to discuss this, it is only fair.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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You have made my point exactly. Men wouldn't stand for it!
I am very proud of my body, and there isn't a female alive, that feels good about their body (and some maybe who don't) that DOESN'T want to be checked out once in awhile. However, it is VERY unnerving to be having a conversation with someone whose eyes NEVER leave your chest. And these IDIOTS seem to think we don't notice! So from now on, I shall stop in the middle of whatever I am saying, step back a bit and just stare.
To you gentlemen that are respectful (or at least very sly) no worries, check out away.
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Originally posted by Tristan:
Umm...female scrutiny of the object(s) in question would be an interesting topic, but one which might send many males scampering away. I can say that I have not spent as much time focusing on those as I have breasts, but I suppose actually having the equipment, I can be put up there with other "experts". I am happy with what I have, and not completely displeased with the scrutiny I have received in the past. I suppose if you want to discuss this, it is only fair.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
Well, since you are amenable, I was wondering if men have the same problem. Is one usually bigger than the other (obviously it wouldn't be due to underlying musculature here, unless you are a mutant who can do tricks with them!)?
Sadly I haven't closely observed enough 'equipment' for a proper scientific study, although if there are any volunteers please step forward!
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Ha, for a minute I thought I'd gone to the wrong site. Fireangelsinfishnets.com or something like that.
Anyway to solve the enlargeing question here,I have the answer.Its easy to see that as saffrins chest grows larger, this is where she keeps her fold up list of ex-hubbies. As that list grows longer the the swells grow bigger so to say.
My second guess would be that its where she keeps rubber bladders for air storage on low O2 planets.
just my 2 breasts...I mean cents.
Z
PS: I wonder what the spouse would say if I were to start calling them Fanti & Mingo?
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EmmaRigby,
No, there isn't usually a size difference per se; maybe a small one due to genetics, but not to musculature. They do "hang" at different heights to prevent damage. And they are curious things, indeed. The "focus" of masculinity, and yet so tender that an impact can turn men into a puddle of whimper on the floor...
Does that help any? If not, let me know.
I would volunteer myself, but I am not sure my wife would be too terribly happy!
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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I'm so far behind on this thread. I went to bed last night and it just went crazy.
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