Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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After Kaylee was in stable condition
Mal was curious about Simon's mission
He kicked open the crate
Because he could not wait
Huh, River's nekkid in a fetal position.
Our sorrow for Wash will not cease
At his death, our foreheads did crease
His sharp wit
And dinosaur skit
Made us laugh and consider juggling geese.
Mal walked back to check on his ship
And was suprised by gyrating hips
Engines may make her hot
But she knows quite a lot
And gets the job as her dress re-zips.
(not sure if re-zips is a word, but what can you do)
Now I'm not going to get anything done today, thinking of more...
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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yes, yes I know! *cradles head*
A tomato, a potato, a muffin
A chicken all filled up with stuffin
The crew likes to dream
About strawberries and cream
But real food? I am afraid they have nuthin
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Its luchtime and I'm sad to see
I have to eat canned ravioli
If only my spouse
Weren;t such a louse
He send more money for my kids and me!
Sorry a little of track there!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:Quote:
Originally posted by MildCinephile:
I thought of this on a motorcycle ride.
http://serenityjune23rd.com/]
Then you are our kinda browncoat!
I was riding (as opposed to driving) the motorcycle at the time, but none the less... I'm glad to hear it!
And today I turned in a vocabulary paragraph using the words fatuous, reproach, indifference, adroit, and indignation, eith the paragraph of course being about Firefly. I turned it in and don't have a copy, but it was mostly about how all the Browncoats memorize entire episodes and were a little less annoyed when Serenitypremiered.
One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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There was a young psychic called River
Who's shooting could make Kaylee shiver
'till a mean body hunter
Made plans to abduct her
But thankfully failed to deliver
Desktop Hippie: at one with the 'verse
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I see the thread has moved on from this theme but still...
Ladies, please, there is no need to panic.
It's Serenity, not the Titanic.
All of you gals
Can have time being Mal's,
Just let me have the sweet lil mechanic!
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sab39 Kaele is yours
come on board, sightsee and tour
to Kaele theres nuttin
better than ruttin
in the engine room - but not on the floor!
OK its risque
but I just need to say
I think of something thats nice
and then I think twice
and my good thoughts go all astray!
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Zoe, says mal with a wild crazy look
a hood ornament we need, we should honor book
he continued to talk and kaele was rapt
find that boy for me kaele thats on a dirt nap
he then turned to Jayne with this last little bit
Becareful then Jayne, don't steal all their sh*t
So I went a little Doctor Suess on you all!
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"Oh, and Joss," said the fans, "if you do
Get a chance to make BDM2,
Please don't evermore mention
'deaths heighten the tension' -
There are already two men too few!"
And on another note...
Of a show called Firefly tells this poem:
Out of order Fox decided to show 'em.
Then they cancelled Firefly,
But they can't take the sky,
And if they think the Browncoats are going to lay down and let those ruttin' hwoon dans treat such a treasure of a show with that kind of disrespect, they don't know 'em!
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