Limericks! Post your Limericks

POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Kaylee is a sweet woman-child
who on one side is a bit wild
What happens twenxt her nethers,
I'm sure ain't with feathers,
An image Jayne may keep on Brain/file

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I thought I would take a break (from the rhyme)
Feast on proteiny cake
Chase a few llamas
Talk to my mama
But this short time is all I can take

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Hello FMF,

Yep took a little break myself. It's funny but when I come to this thread sometimes a little verse will come to me very quickly then at other times I only get two or three lines and have to send a while fitting the last two.

Anyway its a very fun theard that you've started. My hats off to you.

Also I've enjoyed your thread about Saffrin in the TRASHED esp. I thought that she looked a bit chestier too but the main thing I was thinking when I first saw that eps was how cool it was for Joss & company to bring back certain actors. Badger being another one.

Well gotta run. I've got a couple of new little limericks that won't take to much to finish and post. Just depends on what brakes around the house today that I have to fix first

Z

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There once was a doctor named Simon
Whose name wasn't too good for rhymin'.
I gave it a try,
Now I'm ready to cry.
This is something I've spent too much time on!


(Although it looks like I'm not the only one! And I seem to have spent less time than some. Excellent work, everyone! )


"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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There once was a girl named Kaywinnet
Her mechanical skills had no limit
Fresh strawberries she's eyin
For Simon she's pining
If only the doctor'd get with it!

Hey, it was my first try.

Lady Serenity

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Welcome LadySerenity! Excellent job. Worthy limerick!

SaveWash, it was good! Its gets hard after awhile. I find they either come really fast or not at all.

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Hello Lady Serenity,

Nice post,Welcome. Enjoy your stay and...

Anytime you feel a sweet tick,
Cut loose with a limerick,
This thread has lots of feeling,
Began by our very own FUTUREMRSFILLION

Bye,Z

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Quote:

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I thought I would take a break (from the rhyme)
Feast on proteiny cake
Chase a few llamas
Talk to my mama
But this short time is all I can take

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FutureMrs, how quaint! You believe
You can quit this? How very naive!
No, the limerick curse,
It is just like the 'verse,
Once you've lived there, you NEVER can leave!

(edited to get a better rhyme on the second line)

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Rivers considered a witch to some it seems,
And shes plagued by all those bad dreams,
Protected by her brother,
From the feds like no other,
With Serenitys crew they're quite a team

Z

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When Simon left, lil Kaylee Frye
Had some farewell advice for her guy:
"Better think on your feet,
And don't look so damn neat -
And don't ride anything with a Capasun 48 engine, they fall right out of the sky!"

(so I'm a fan of the "stuff way too many syllables into the last line" gag, so shoot me. Some people juggle geese!)

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