Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I shall patiently wait for the time
When all parts of my plan fall in line.
With the luck this crew's got
Mal soon will get shot
And then, you poor fool, he'll be mine!
No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night
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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?
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Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night
The truth to your arguement's clear.
If you could but make FMF hear.
If it's lovin' she's missin'
I'd be willing to split 'im.
I'd take the front, she the rear!
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Now Emma, I'll have to be bold
Nathan's mine to have and to hold
But if you're really carin
I wouldn't mind sharin
As long as the Sequel is sold!
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Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night
The truth to your arguement's clear.
If you could but make FMF hear.
If it's lovin' she's missin'
I'd be willing to split 'im.
I'd take the front, she the rear!
another option of which I "thunk"
does not require sharing your hunk
So if Mal doesn't show
and off with 'nara he goes
*Jayne enters*
I'll be in my bunk
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If Malcom my Mr should jilt me
Just tell the jury I'm guilty
Inara's head I would cosh
While she's sleeping by gosh
thats the truth and I tell you it shall be!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Now Emma, I'll have to be bold
Nathan's mine to have and to hold
But if you're really carin
I wouldn't mind sharin
As long as the Sequel is sold!
Okay girl, if that's how you feel
I agree to comply with your deal.
And until that fine day
In Jayne's bunk I shall stay
With yet one more man who is REAL!
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There once was a Tam-- girl called River
Who with frozen hands head heart and liver
caught a lift on a ship
got swept up on a trip
a chance at new life it did give her
I thought of this on a motorcycle ride.
One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
http://serenityjune23rd.com/
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Quote:
Originally posted by MildCinephile:
I thought of this on a motorcycle ride.
http://serenityjune23rd.com/
Then you are our kinda browncoat!
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Emma, I just need to chime-in
If Jaynes bunk your gonna spend time in
With me that's okay
you go ahead and play
Til Nate comes I'll be with Simon 
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Wow! I go away for a few hours and this thread goes wild! I can't match the intensity of y'all's Battle of Lasciviousness, but I did finish my suite of limericks, one for each of the crew.
To be inserted between the Gina T. and Nathan F. ones on my last post:
"Oh, and dude, do you think," said Sean Maher,
"To loosen up Simon a hair,
In the BDM2
He could smoke a kazoo
In the buff with two babes and a bear?"
And Ron said, "Book's more than a Shepherd
Who gets caught up in gunfire and peppered.
Could be he's immortal,
Or he's found a time portal
To come back from the past less decrepit."
"In the next fight, Joss," said Adam Baldwin
"Could a big guy who's actually brawled win?
If the 90 pound girl
Wants to tussle and twirl
There's a bunk she might look good installed in."
"Oh, and Joss, don't you think if," said Jewel,
"We had stopped at some core world for fuel,
Where "'Verse Idol" was on,
And we sang, and I won,
We'd be still on Fox, up for renewal?"
Glitch
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