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POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Lawrence took passage on Serenity as a fed mole,
Before long all knew he was an a$$h...(wait I can't say that here)
Shot Kaylee and beat Book,
Then River he took,
Made the crew question whos friend and whos foe
Z
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WHOOOOO HOOOOO
We made it past 100 posts! Does that mean we can now go into syndication!
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Badger is really just a bloke
No matter how tough he hath spoke
Don’t take offense at my meaning
His teeth need a cleaning
And perhaps a fresh and clean cloke
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Not if Fox has anything to do with it 
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Zetta! Good one. Thats a giggle! Fox! Bwahhahahahahah
Badger is really just a bloke
No matter how tough he hath spoke
Don’t take offense at my meaning
His teeth need a cleaning
And perhaps a fresh and clean cloke
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Quote:
Originally posted by zzetta13:
Book brought Inara a food plate with peppers,
She asked "Here for a sermon?" He said "Never"
Said he only brought food,
But had two sermons quite good,
One with hell, brimfire and lepers
Z
My little nod to the Bushwhacked episode!
Haken looked at the elegant lady
Who travelled with such company shady.
Why she left Sihnon
She wouldn't let on.
"Do you love him" she shrugged with a 'maybe'
When Captain Harken tried questioning Zo'
About her unusual beaux
She gave him a look
That left him all shook
"That ain't something that you need to know!"
"Ever been with a warrior woman?"
Asked Wash of the puzzled Captain
'Coz she's got a leg
That can make a man beg
He concluded with style and elan.
'Lill Kaylee screamed like a banshee
When he badmouthed her Serenity.
"She ain't ruttin' junk
You ignorant lunk!
Any frog-humpin' hwoon dahn can see!"
"It's odd to have a Shepherd onboard,
This crew don't seem to worship the Lord."
Book just gave a smile
Said "I'll bide here a while,
'Cos it sure saves from getting too bored!"
"That's a most loyal crew you have there,
That you use to give transports a scare."
Mal called him an idiot
For not knowing what he'd got.
"Of that thing down below, now beware!"
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Really excellent work! How are you getting anything else done?
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Really excellent work! How are you getting anything else done?
Work! Damn! I knew there was something I'd forgotten! That's what come's from working from home, there's no-one to stand over you with a whip to prod you away from the fun stuff!
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edited : oops
River had to spend time frozen
By the Alliance she has been chosen
They come two by two
With hands that are blue
Malcom should becareful what he puts his nose in
The engineer's a shirtless young hunk
Is there something wrong with your bunk?
While you are here entertaining
The coffers are draining
And the engine won’t turn, it goes clunk!
My ODE to Safe
With cows River can talk
The Captain said go for a walk
There is really no time
For this nonsense in crime
He gave Simon no time to balk
Kaele admired a plate
For Simon, whom she wished to date
Her feelings were hurt
His opinion was kurt
She left Simon not feeling great
River just wanted to dance
To the music she swayed and she pranced
She showed excellent timin'
But someone stole Simon
She followed as if in a trance
This village here needs a doctor
I'm just a teacher, sort of a proctor
Here your journey should end
Help these people to mend
Your free to roam, this door we won’t lock her
This little girl has had a bad time
She witnessed her mom do the crime
Now she doesn't talk
But we went for a walk
She told me, but all with her mind
A witch is what you must be
The bible does tell about thee
We must cast you down
We'll have no witches around
And soon Simon will see
A post holer is for digging posts
A must for the host with the most
We will start a big fire
Maybe 4 feet or hire
And River, I am afraid we must roast
Stop! You can't do this thing
On yourselves bad kharma you bring
She's just my sister
The crew they have missed her
Our salvation is Jayne on the wing
Oh Simon, she said with a smile
Just stand here and wait for awhile
Soon Daddy will come
And he'll take us home
They are close, its just another mile
Its MY witch you think to burn
And I don't think that it is her turn
So just cut her down
I am beginning to frown
There are some things you don’t want to learn!
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