Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Emma and I just had to digress
With wit, each other we tried to impress
Now don’t get me wrong
Though this thread gets quite long
It was created to help relieve stress!
B]
Sorry for the one-up-man-ship
Didn't mean to make anyone flip!
It's all been good hearted
But, since you got me started,
Can you teach me to button my lip?
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I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!
But I really must break from this habit.
I'm getting odd looks now, dangnabbit!
You should hear what they say,
As I rhyme through the day!
If there was a cure I would grab it!
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!
But I really must break from this habit.
I'm getting odd looks now, dangnabbit!
You should hear what they say,
As I rhyme through the day!
If there was a cure I would grab it!
Don’t let the "naysayers" compell you
Live your life, do what you have to
While they can be quite terse
We live in the 'verse
And they never will come round to our view!
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Mr Universe married his Love Bot
I wonder what wedding presents they got
For himself a new screen
For the wife valvoline
But I don’t think they really got a lot
Malcolm Reynolds is kinda cranky
He had to sutff his nose with a hanky
He and YoSafBridg came to blows
Blood did stream from his nose
The crew laughed, they don't care what his rank be
I still think it can be quite funny
How Jayne acts when it comes down to money
He turned River in
So she said without grin
I can kill you with my brain, honey
(I take poetic license!)
Angered Jayne sat up with a start
I ain't a girl, I'll show you my man part
And then with a cry
He went for his fly
I'd stop him, but I don't have the heart!
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Book brought Inara a food plate with peppers,
She asked "Here for a sermon?" He said "Never"
Said he only brought food,
But had two sermons quite good,
One with hell, brimfire and lepers
Z
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Slither was really quite funny
As always Nathan played such a honey
The part I liked the most
Was really quite gross
I hope for his sake it makes a lot of money!
Firefly, they said, is a flop
In the ratings it's not at the top
They ran it out of turn
Any chance they did burn
We'll sub a hit "reality show" from the crop
Cancel Firefly they said, whats the harm(a)
They just couldn't understand its charm(a)
I really don’t mind
Cause I think that they'll find
They now have to deal with their Kharma!
I love Serenity
Its really where I want to be
Life on the run
Sure looks like fun
I wonder if they will invite me?
It really is quite distressing
Flans on threads, lack of faith are confessing
I say just wait
Hold on to your fatih
Universal we can’t be second guessing!
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Malcolm, said Inara, don’t call me a whore
If you do it again you are just a big bore
You say it to my face
But with Atherton find disgrace
What's the difference, or are you trying to score?
I CAN"T STOP! ARGGGGGH!
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River decided to fix Books Book,
A bunch of worn pages she took,
Said "Theres no sense to its sayins,
Shows theres no need for praying,
Don't believe me then just take a look."
Z
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River is stressed to the max
Those reavers should be wary of her axe
She'll slice and she'll dice them
And put an end to their mayhem
Her energy will hardly be taxed
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